Kissing under the mistletoe without consent is rape

[Anti Federalist]

@Danke who posted this picture in the picture thread.



Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.



Police prompt fury by tweeting that a kiss under the mistletoe without consent 'is RAPE'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...sent-RAPE.html

By STEWART PATERSON FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 06:24 EST, 3 December 2017 | UPDATED: 12:06 EST, 3 December 2017



Police prompt fury by tweeting that a kiss under the mistletoe without consent 'is RAPE'
Police Service of Northern Ireland ridiculed for the 'nonsense' tweet about rape
It said get consent 'before bumping into that special someone under mistletoe'
But the message drew hundreds of mocking comments by social media users
Some accused the force of 'trivialising' rape and being 'social justice warriors'

A police force has been ridiculed for warning people to get consent before they 'bump into that special someone under the mistletoe' — or else they could be committing 'rape'.

The Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) posted the 'nonsense' message yesterday, drawing hundreds of mocking comments attacking the force for 'trivialising' rape.

The force, which has 159,000 Twitter followers, posted: 'If you bump into that special someone under the mistletoe tonight, remember that without consent it is rape #SeasonsGreetings.'

And it wasn't long before the warning was shared hundreds of time across the social media platform.

[Anti Federalist]

And people laughed at the "conspiracy theorists" who claimed a global population control agenda was afoot.

Not all genocide occurs at the edge of a mass grave or concentration camp.

[Swordsmyth]

Looking at a woman is rape

[timosman]

Looking at a woman is rape

I think the limit is 3 seconds.

[Suzanimal]

Well, if ya don't want to be raped, don't knock on my front door because that's where I hung my mistletoe.

[Swordsmyth]

I think the limit is 3 seconds.

It depends on how she feels at the time, it ranges from 0-5 seconds.

[timosman]

It depends on how she feels at the time, it ranges from 0-5 seconds.

We need body cams.

[Swordsmyth]

We need body cams.

That would be rape.

[timosman]

That would be rape.

There is no way to win this game, is there?

[Swordsmyth]

There is no way to win this game, is there?

Complaining about women is rape.

[timosman]

Complaining about women is rape.

A man should just quietly assume the role of a punching bag in these discussions and be happy there are no more severe consequences.

[Anti Federalist]

There is no way to win this game, is there?

Winning is rape.

You cisgender sexist misogynistic $#@!lord.

[Swordsmyth]

A man should just quietly assume the role of a punching bag in these discussions and be happy there are no more severe consequences.

That is not enough, men must use cattle prods on themselves and other men.

[Swordsmyth]

Winning is rape.

You cisgender sexist misogynistic $#@!lord.

How did I miss that one?

Back to the reeducation camp for me.

[timosman]

Winning is rape.

You cisgender sexist misogynistic $#@!lord.

My sincerest apologies for the unfortunate choice of words. What I really meant to say was - there is no way not to lose in this game. I will also promptly apply 20 lashes on myself and fast till the end of the week.

[Raginfridus]

As little as I like saying so, the cops were doing the right thing. Its better for Irishmen in the long run if they don't hang mistletoe, because transgender women can fry their asses for discrimination (if the man likes his women natural) and the natural woe-men can lock him up for rape.

[Matt Collins]

Reminds me of this:

[Brian4Liberty]

Looking at a woman is rape

There seems to be a limitless supply of compilation videos on YouTube for every occasion...

[Suzanimal]

I'm not trying to slut shame here (I'm an admitted lover of slutty dresses, myself) but anyone who wears something that shows their breasts or ass is going to get looked at. Hell, I even look.

There seems to be a limitless supply of compilation videos on YouTube for every occasion...

[Raginfridus]

Chad Thundercock doesn't use mistletoe or pickup lines, he just rips his shirt off and pretends to suppress emotions for wounded puppies.


Woman reporter rapes an emotionally vulnerable man.

[Swordsmyth]

Chad Thundercock doesn't use mistletoe or pickup lines, he just rips his shirt off and pretends to suppress emotions for wounded puppies.


Woman reporter rapes an emotionally vulnerable man.

If a woman does it it isn't rape, soon if a woman actually rapes you it won't be rape.

[Raginfridus]

If a woman does it it isn't rape, soon if a woman actually rapes you it won't be rape.

He's gay, so its still rape.

[Swordsmyth]

He's gay, so its still rape.

Does not compute....................................

Women can do no wrong...................................

LGBLTWXYZKFKGFDDBHF are always the victim...............................

Women are always the victim............................................




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They raped eachother, and since they are both victims then straight men are responsible. (somehow)

[Raginfridus]

They raped eachother, and since they are both victims then straight men are responsible. (somehow)

Yes.