Zeno's patented guide to not mulling over everyone and everything that walks the earth

[Lamp]

Stop watching the news. Stop reading news websites as much as you can. Forget about the current year. Accept the fact that this isn't the dark age and that someone 500 years before your time was talking about how great the old days were and about the "Nae guid rotten city bred yoongsters tryna' ruin mah perfect god kissed lain wi' their pimpin' an' their disrepectful ways" and whatnot. Ok are you done? Good now we can move on.

[Lamp]

Step 1. Get some chicken tendies, or really any comfort food in general. Buy in bulk when necessary.

[Lamp]

Step 2. Go to Newgrounds.com and watch some flash videos or play some games when your bored.

[Lamp]

Step 3. Watch some toons or read webcomics when your super bored. Make sure you have a lot bookmarked or just some 300 episode or chapter series.

[Lamp]

Step 4. Listen to Linkin Park on Youtube or Vid.me and let your mind wander to the tune of Chester B's voice.

[Natural Citizen]

Step 5. Stop it.

[Zippyjuan]

[Lamp]

If you've done that you've officially graduated from depression and can now focus on more important things in life living by the notion that the world isn't going to hell and that the little things that make life so enjoyable will always be there.

[Lamp]

We can. It just wouldn't be profitable or logical for myself with someone who wants to armed bandits to steal my chicken tendies money.

[Raginfridus]

"If you meet the Zeno on the road kill him." - Raginfridus

[Lamp]

Eyep

[Raginfridus]

You must be the Zeno, Lamp. You must to thine own self be true - the master of your doom, though you no not the hour.