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    Default Happy Administrative Professionals Day!

    Making government work to take from you.

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    The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes

    The Federalist Papers, No. 15:

    Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.



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    Most importantly , it is national Pretzel Day .

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Most importantly , it is national Pretzel Day .

    Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!


    Short Income Tax Video

    The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes

    The Federalist Papers, No. 15:

    Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Most importantly , it is national Pretzel Day .
    That's something to celebrate. I'm a fan of the pretzel rods that come in a tub from Aldi's.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    That's something to celebrate. I'm a fan of the pretzel rods that come in a tub from Aldi's.
    Those are excellent . I have a fancy glass jar from an old soda fountain to put them in .

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Those are excellent . I have a fancy glass jar from an old soda fountain to put them in .
    That sounds nice. Too bad they won't fit in my dick jars.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    That sounds nice. Too bad they won't fit in my dick jars.
    @Suzanimal

    Ok, I'll bite...what are "dick jars"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    @Suzanimal

    Ok, I'll bite...what are "dick jars"?
    Fancy ass asian candy jars with little dicks on top . If pretzels would fit in there , everyone would probably have one .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    @Suzanimal

    Ok, I'll bite...what are "dick jars"?
    BTW, people come in my house, see candy, and as they're reaching for the the lid they pause and grin. Dick jars. I've got to leave an honest review at Oriental Trading. I went back to see if anyone else had dicks on theirs and I think they did but were speaking in "code". Most of the reviews said they were too small to be useful. I agree but I'm not sure if they meant the jars, the dicks, or both.

    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    LIFE SKILL FOR TODAY....DECORATING.

    I HAVE THE WORST LUCK WITH HOME DECOR. MR A ORDERS STUFF FROM ORIENTAL TRADING FOR ST PATS DAY AND EVERY YEAR HE GIVES ME HIS POINTS CERTIFICATE TO SPEND OTHERWISE IT WOULD JUST GET WASTED. ANYWAY, I LOOK AROUND AND FIND SOME CUTE APOTHECARY JARS AND THINK TO MYSELF HOW NICE THEY WOULD LOOK AS CANDY JARS. THEY CAME AND I LEFT THEM IN THE BOX UNTIL I WAS FINISHED PAINTING. I TAKE THEM OUT AND RIGHT AWAY I NOTICE SOMETHING....INTERESTING ABOUT THEM. I PUT THEM OUT ANYWAY THINKING NO ONE WILL NOTICE. I JUST HAVE A DIRTY MIND. MR A AND THE BOYS COME IN AND THE SNICKERING STARTS. *SIGH* NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WERE ON CLEARANCE.





    LOL, PENIS JARS
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Today in the year 711 was the Islamic conquest of Hispania by the Moors . In 1511 the Papal States and the Spanish defeated the French , in 1565 Spain established a colony in the Philippines , 1777 the British win the Battle of Ridgefield ( Ct ) , in 1805 Berbers and US Marines in the first Barbary War attack the city of Dema , 1861 Lincoln suspends the writ of habeas corpus , 1941 German troops enter Athens . It is also Independence Day in Sierra Leone ( 1961 ) . 1986 the city of Pripyat is evacuated ( Chernobyl ) . 1992 the Russian Federation begins participation in the International Monetary Fund and World Bank , 1993 I was in Senagal . 2006 construction of the Freedom Tower begins . 2007 Estonians remove the Bronze Soldier statue ( Soviet Red Army War Memorial ) and 2014 a couple of Popes are made Saints .

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    Today in History , in 1521 the Swedes defeat the Danes in the Swedish War of Liberation, 1770 James Cook arrives in Australia at Botany Bay ,1861 Maryland votes not to secede , 1862 Capture of New Orleans by Union troops , 1903 70 people killed in Alberta in a landslide , 1910 UK begins putting welfare in the budget , 1916 Irish Rebels surrender in Dublin ,1945 , Hitler is married , Dachau is liberated by US troops , German Army in Italy unconditionally surrenders . 1970 US troops invade Cambodia chasing Cong , 1986 LA public Library burns , 1992 LA Riots , 2015 there are Zero fans in attendance at Orioles game with White Sox as stadium is closed to the public due to protests .

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    Today in History , 311 Roman persecution of Christians ends , 313 Eastern Roman Empire is reunited with defeat of Maximinus II .1492 Spain gives Chris Columbus his commission to explore , 1557 the Mapuche leader is killed in battle against the evil Spanish in Chile , 1598 Juan de Onate makes official declaration of claiming New Mexico , 1598 King Henry of France allows freedom of religion . 1789 George Washington takes Oath of Office as President on Wall Street in New York City . 1803 , US pays France 15 million for the Louisiana Purchase, 1812 Territory of Orleans becomes 18th US state , 1838 Nicaragua declares Independence , 1863 a 65 man French Foreign Legion Infantry Patrol fights force of 2000 Mexican troops at Hacienda Camaron in Mexico . 1871 , Camp Grant massacre takes place in Arizone Territory . Where 6 white americans and 48 mexicans murdered , mutilated and scalped 136 Aravaipas and Pinals Indian woman and children while 29 more children were sold into slavery in Mexico . These people were unarmed and on the San Pedro River there as requested by US Army officer in charge Ist LT Whitman . There is no marker of any kind at the site of the murders .

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    Also , today in history ( April 30 ) , 1900 Hawaii becomes a US Territory , 1904 The Louisiana Purchase Expo Worlds Fair opens in St Louis , 1925 Dodge Bros Inc is sold for 196 million , 1927 first federal womans prison opens in Alderson , West Va, 1937 Philippine woman are allowed to vote , 1938 , debut of Bugs Bunny prototype , 1947 Boulder Dam is renamed Hoover Dam . 1975 Communist forces gain control of Saigon and South Vietnam surrenders , 1982 massacre in Calcutta , 2009 Chrysler files chapter 11 bankruptcy .

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    You forgot Hitler committing suicide and Ellen's coming out episode.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    @<u><a href="http://www.ronpaulforums.com/member.php?u=38380" target="_blank">Suzanimal</a></u>

    Ok, I'll bite...what are "dick jars"?

    If it's anything like the jar in this video, I don't even WANT to know!



    :::slowly backs away from Suzanimal:::
    Chris

    "Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are." Benjamin Franklin

    "Government ... does not exist of necessity, but rather by virtue of a tragic, almost comical combination of klutzy, opportunistic terrorism against sitting ducks whom it pretends to shelter, plus our childish phobia of responsibility, praying to be exempted from the hard reality of life on life's terms." Wolf DeVoon

    I was a minarchist, but I ran out of excuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    You forgot Hitler committing suicide and Ellen's coming out episode.
    I think Hitler escaped to South America .

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    I think Hitler escaped to South America .
    I think Stalin kept him as an abused pet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Isn't that a nut jar? I have one of those too but mine's filled with peanuts because I hid the fancy mixed nuts until I got all the good nuts out.

    Quote Originally Posted by CCTelander View Post
    If it's anything like the jar in this video, I don't even WANT to know!



    :::slowly backs away from Suzanimal:::
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    May 1 , Today in history 1169 the Norman invasion of Ireland , 1776 the establishment of The Illuminati , 1778 Battle of Crooked Billet in Hatboro , Penn. , 1840 first adhesive back postage stamp available , 1863 Battle of Chancellorsville begins , 1869 Follies Bergere opens in Paris , 1893 World Columbian Expo opens in Chicago , commemorative silver half dollars available , 1930 Pluto is named , 1941 Germans attack Tobruk , 1945 Goebbels is dead , Stalag Luft 1 @ Barth is liberated , 1947 May Day Massacre in Sicily , 1956 Polio vaccine available , 1960 Francis Gary Powers shot down , 1977 36 dead in Istanbul in labor day celebrationn, 1982 the UK attacks the Falklands , 1999 body of climber George Mallory found on Everest 75 years after his death . Moral to the story , do not be Goebbels , do not attend commie , socialist , labor parties and do not climb Everest. Buy Oyarde a drink instead and we can lay plans to send Danke up Everest to tell us how it is .
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    Also on May 1st my parents got married.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    You forgot Hitler committing suicide and Ellen's coming out episode.
    Is Ellen still married to that lady model with a name like a sports car ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Is Ellen still married to that lady model with a name like a sports car ?
    I believe so. Portia. She's pretty hawt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Today in history ( May 2 ) , 1611 King James version of Bible is published , 1863 Stonewall Jackson is wounded , 1879 Spanish Socialist Workers Party is founded , 1885 Cree and Assiniboine Warriors win the Battle of Cut Knife in Canada , Congo Free State is established ,1918 GM acquires Chevy , 1920 first game on Negro National League is played in Indianapolis , 1941 UK launches Anglo Iraqi War , 1945 82nd Airborne reaches Wobbelin concentration camp , US Army 522nd Artillery Battalion stops death march from Dachau to Austrian border , 1986 Chernobyl is evacuated .

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    Also on this day, the Loch Ness Monster first made local news.

    When we went to Scotland, Mr Animal made me take a pic of him mounting the Nessie statue.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Also on this day, the Loch Ness Monster first made local news.

    When we went to Scotland, Mr Animal made me take a pic of him mounting the Nessie statue.
    I have not seen the statue .

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    I have not seen the statue .
    I'll dig up that photo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Sorry it's crooked, I just threw it on my scanner.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    May 6 in History ,1527 Spanish and German troops sack Rome ,147 Swiss Guards die fighting , 1861 Arkansas secedes , 1877 Crazy Horse surrenders in Nebraska , 1882 Congress passes the Chinese Exclusion Act , 1915 Pitcher Babe Ruth hits his first home run , 1935 The New Deal Executive Order 7034 creates the Works Progress Administration , 1954 Roger Bannister breaks the 4 minute mile , 1996 William Colby's ( former CIA Director ) body is found washed up on the bank of a Southern Maryland River eight days after he went missing .

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    1864 US Civil war: General Sherman begins advance to Atlanta Georgia

    I intend to make Georgia howl. - William Tecumseh Sherman
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    1864 US Civil war: General Sherman begins advance to Atlanta Georgia

    I intend to make Georgia howl. - William Tecumseh Sherman
    The state capital was Milledgeville . Atlanta finally fell Sept 2 and was on fire as Hood torched ammunition supplies. The Confederacy used 40k troops to defend it . They could have lasted longer by leaving Johnston in command instead of replacing him with Hood , but in the end they stood no chance against Tecumseh Sherman.

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