Message From Danke

[Suzanimal]

I can't believe he doubted my sincerity. I'm offering him a Bojangler.

[Suzanimal]

I just don't get people who get all butthurt about what people say and do on the interwebs anyway. It's VIRTUAL space after all. It's not REAL people. How someone can look at words and pictures on the screen and take it personally I don't understand. Maybe people like that should just take a walk down any street or woods or beach. Look at the real world for a bit and put things in perspective...

For the most part, I agree. When it comes to disagreeing about politics, I don't hold that against anyone. It only bothers me when people get personal and it only bothers me here at RPF's. Probably because I feel like all of you are part of my family in an odd dysfunctional way, lol. Honestly, the folks on this forum understand the way I think better than most people I know irl. You're all kindred spirits to me. Even Zippy. He reminds me of my half wit cousin everyone's mean to at family reunions but he keeps showing up every year and somehow gets let in.

[Anti Federalist]

He's been extra bitchy lately and should take Mrs AF on a cruise anyway. He won't miss us for a week.

Pffft...like telling a cube dweller to ride a desk for vacation.

Besides disliking me, Mrs. AF won't get a passport.

[Anti Federalist]

For the most part, I agree. When it comes to disagreeing about politics, I don't hold that against anyone. It only bothers me when people get personal and it only bothers me here at RPF's. Probably because I feel like all of you are part of my family in an odd dysfunctional way, lol. Honestly, the folks on this forum understand the way I think better than most people I know irl. You're all kindred spirits to me. Even Zippy. He reminds me of my half wit cousin everyone's mean to at family reunions but he keeps showing up every year and somehow gets let in.

LOL at "half wit".

[Lamp]

Whats a "Danke"???

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e&defid=149544

Danke

Anagram of NAKED.
I see you and I just say, danke and know I mean naked

[Anti Federalist]

I'm offering him a Bojangler.

Sounds like something nasty, like you offered him a Cleveland Steamer...

[Suzanimal]

Sounds like something nasty, like you offered him a Cleveland Steamer...

I thought that was some kind of sammich.

When UD trivia comes around again, I'll surely impress with that knowledge. Last year, blumpkins put me over the top.

[Suzanimal]

[oyarde]

My small grandchildren think this fine art is a Danke self portrait .

[Suzanimal]

My small grandchildren think this fine art is a Danke self portrait .

There's a pic of Danke in the pic thread and he's a very handsome man. I mean that sincerely, btw.

[oyarde]

There's a pic of Danke in the pic thread and he's a very handsome man. I mean that sincerely, btw.

He was a cute little feller.

[phill4paul]

There's a pic of Danke in the pic thread and he's a very handsome man. I mean that sincerely, btw.

Link Mzz. Lazybutt?. It's probably in your "Desktop Images" file.

[Suzanimal]

He was a cute little feller.

Indeed.

Link Mzz. Lazybutt?. It's probably in your "Desktop Images" file.

It's my screensaver.

I am the one on the right.

[tod evans]

There's a pic of Danke in the pic thread and he's a very handsome man. I mean that sincerely, btw.

$#@!in' bunch of drama.........

[Anti Federalist]

D-Fens?

[heavenlyboy34]

There's a pic of Danke in the pic thread and he's a very handsome man. I mean that sincerely, btw.

If it's not the one of him with giant man-boobs, it's a fake.

[heavenlyboy34]

He was a cute little feller.

Well, he could certainly trick people into thinking he was, for certain.

[Mach]

even if he comes back, it will never be the same.

its like staying married even after your spouse banged the football team.

How did you know?

[heavenlyboy34]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...e&defid=149544

Danke

Anagram of NAKED.
I see you and I just say, danke and know I mean naked

danke also means "thank you" in German. I always thought that's how he came up with it, but the anagram is probably true now that I know so much about him.

[Lamp]

danke also means "thank you" in German.

I knew that

[Suzanimal]

If it's not the one of him with giant man-boobs, it's a fake.

I wonder if looking at Danke's man boob would make me live longer.

[oyarde]

I wonder if looking at Danke's man boob would make me live longer.

Yes , yes it will . Makes me feel warm inside to know my little white bread sidekick is helping the human race like that .

[Suzanimal]

Yes , yes it will . Makes me feel warm inside to know my little white bread sidekick is helping the human race like that .

Do you think he would let me touch it? I like hairy boobs. Some men have lots of hair and some have a few scraggly hairs right around the nipple. I like 'em both ways but I always want to pull on the scraggly nipple hairs for some reason.

I would show him my third nipple in my arm pit. It's hard to shave around it so it usually has a few scraggly nipple hairs. I would let Danke give them a tug if he wanted. Just to make it fair. I'm sincere and fair.

[oyarde]

Do you think he would let me touch it? I like hairy boobs. Some men have lots of hair and some have a few scraggly hairs right around the nipple. I like 'em both ways but I always want to pull on the scraggly nipple hairs for some reason.

I would show him my third nipple in my arm pit. It's hard to shave around it so it usually has a few scraggly nipple hairs. I would let Danke give them a tug if he wanted. Just to make it fair. I'm sincere and fair.

Yes I give you permission to pull on Dankes moobs . How he could ever doubt your sincerity is a mystery .

[heavenlyboy34]

Do you think he would let me touch it? I like hairy boobs. Some men have lots of hair and some have a few scraggly hairs right around the nipple. I like 'em both ways but I always want to pull on the scraggly nipple hairs for some reason.

I would show him my third nipple in my arm pit. It's hard to shave around it so it usually has a few scraggly nipple hairs. I would let Danke give them a tug if he wanted. Just to make it fair. I'm sincere and fair.

3rd nipple, eh? I am intrigued. Is it one of those things that's interesting enough you can charge 50 cents to have a gander at? I've never been to a real live freak show. You'd be my first. <3

[Suzanimal]

Yes I give you permission to pull on Dankes moobs . How he could ever doubt your sincerity is a mystery .

Yay! I hope he has big 'uns. I mean that sincerely.

3rd nipple, eh? I am intrigued. Is it one of those things that's interesting enough you can charge 50 cents to have a gander at? I've never been to a real live freak show. You'd be my first. <3

Yes. I would let you look for free. I actually enjoy showing it off.

I thought it was a mole and asked my dermatologist to remove it. He told me he could take it off right then but explained that it was a third nipple, not a mole. I decided to keep it. I'm glad I did, now. Since Mr Animal will probably wise up one day and give me that divorce and Danke's dream of a wayward ladies home/finishing school seems to have died with him, I guess I'll have to work the freak show circuit in my golden years.

[Anti Federalist]

I'm closing this thread.

[Anti Globalist]

Danke is stanke.