Muh Roads: The Musical

[The Rebel Poet]

Who want's to write it with me?

[Origanalist]

Who want's to write it with me?

I like it, I'm in.

[The Rebel Poet]

Wtf does this even mean?

[Suzanimal]

Broken link?

[The Rebel Poet]

Broken link?

I might've fixed it but either way it was a neg rep to this thread: "WHo the $#@! are you, bitch?"

[Suzanimal]

I might've fixed it but either way it was a neg rep to this thread: "WHo the $#@! are you, bitch?"

WTF? Indeed.

[The Rebel Poet]

WTF? Indeed.

You know this is going to be a great musical because we already have our first heckler.

[Suzanimal]

You know this is going to be a great musical

It's gonna be the greatest.

because we already have our first heckler.

The best heckler I've ever seen is this $#@! clown at the fair. Drunk carnie's in clown suits are the cream of the crop hecklers, I guess we'll have to settle for RPF's low quality heckling until we make it big.

As long as they only throw soft stuff, I'm in.

[jmdrake]

I might've fixed it but either way it was a neg rep to this thread: "WHo the $#@! are you, bitch?"

Well if it's any consolation I upvoted it. I wish the forum software logged who rated threads.

Back on topic, this reminds me of a website/blog idea I've had for sometime. I call it "liberty roads". The idea is to discuss tax free ways for services we all need like roads. For example the ancient Romans planted olive trees along the roads they built and gave them to local farmers in exchange for those farmers maintaining that section of road. So....imagine hemp planted in the media of the freeway.... Or maybe ad supported wifi?

[The Rebel Poet]

It's gonna be the greatest.


The best heckler I've ever seen is this $#@! clown at the fair. Drunk carnie's in clown suits are the cream of the crop hecklers, I guess we'll have to settle for RPF's low quality heckling until we make it big.

As long as they only throw soft stuff, I'm in.

Maybe we should provide a safe space for attendees who like government roads? That way our heckler doesn't feel triggered. It could double as a free speech zone.

[Suzanimal]

I want to be Dorothy. We can't have a roads musical without a Dorothy and with enough Franzia, I'm not afraid to work with roadkill.

[oyarde]

Well if it's any consolation I upvoted it. I wish the forum software logged who rated threads.

Back on topic, this reminds me of a website/blog idea I've had for sometime. I call it "liberty roads". The idea is to discuss tax free ways for services we all need like roads. For example the ancient Romans planted olive trees along the roads they built and gave them to local farmers in exchange for those farmers maintaining that section of road. So....imagine hemp planted in the media of the freeway.... Or maybe ad supported wifi?

Planting stuff along roads to lure in prey is a good idea . I planted some persimmon trees near muh road . When I shoot a deer I do not have to drag it too far before loading it in the truck.

[Suzanimal]

Maybe we should provide a safe space for attendees who like government roads? That way our heckler doesn't feel triggered. It could double as a free speech zone.

Don't forget the permits, transgendered porta potties and ADA accessible ramps...a few adult coloring books in the porta potties would be a nice touch, too.

[The Rebel Poet]

Well if it's any consolation I upvoted it. I wish the forum software logged who rated threads.

Back on topic, this reminds me of a website/blog idea I've had for sometime. I call it "liberty roads". The idea is to discuss tax free ways for services we all need like roads. For example the ancient Romans planted olive trees along the roads they built and gave them to local farmers in exchange for those farmers maintaining that section of road. So....imagine hemp planted in the media of the freeway.... Or maybe ad supported wifi?

I hadn't realized she one-starred the thread too; she must really love her roads.

That's a great blog idea though; you should do it.

[jmdrake]

Planting stuff along roads to lure in prey is a good idea . I planted some persimmon trees near muh road . When I shoot a deer I do not have to drag it too far before loading it in the truck.

Hmmmm....new idea. We can pay for roads by selling right of way hunting licenses! Or maybe just sell road kill.

[Suzanimal]

Hmmmm....new idea. We can pay for roads by selling right of way hunting licenses! Or maybe just sell road kill.

There are only certain places that'll work and I can't even imagine those folks paying for road kill, lol.

[Lamp]

[The Rebel Poet]

Don't forget the permits, transgendered porta potties and ADA accessible ramps...a few adult coloring books in the porta potties would be a nice touch, too.

That doesn't seem fair to the colorblind attendees. You are a bigot and I'm going to find someone else to play Dorothy now.

[Suzanimal]

Well if it's any consolation I upvoted it. I wish the forum software logged who rated threads.

Back on topic, this reminds me of a website/blog idea I've had for sometime. I call it "liberty roads". The idea is to discuss tax free ways for services we all need like roads. For example the ancient Romans planted olive trees along the roads they built and gave them to local farmers in exchange for those farmers maintaining that section of road. So....imagine hemp planted in the media of the freeway.... Or maybe ad supported wifi?

That's a great idea. When I lived in town, there was a grocery store that planted pear trees around their parking lot. I talked to the manager and he said I could have as many as I wanted. I would only shop at that store. The pear trees were a genius way to lure customers and hobos but still...

[jmdrake]

There are only certain places that'll work and I can't even imagine those folks paying for road kill, lol.

You laugh...but I just looked online and deer pelts are selling for $50 to $200. It's going to be even harder now for me to drive past broken and bleeding Bambi.

[Lamp]

May I be the Tin Man?

[Suzanimal]

You laugh...but I just looked online and deer pelts are selling for $50 to $200. It's going to be even harder now for me to drive past broken and bleeding Bambi.

I'm actually laughing because my uncle has gotten into fist fights over road kill. I know people who take it very seriously. Antlers are a hot decorating trend right now, I bet you could get a lot for those, too.

[The Rebel Poet]

May I be the Tin Man?

Yes. You are a roadworker, but they never find the oil so you stay motionless for the entire time, just like a real roadworker.

[jmdrake]

That's a great idea. When I lived in town, there was a grocery store that planted pear trees around their parking lot. I talked to the manager and he said I could have as many as I wanted. I would only shop at that store. The pear trees were a genius way to lure customers and hobos but still...

Cool! I always felt the edible trees made more sense to plant than ornamental. LOL at the hobos but they gotta eat too right? Which reminds me. There is a reason I said hemp and not marijuana (besides the legal hurdles). If marijuana was planted in the right of way that could cause traffic jams. Of course there would need to be plenty of public service announcements to let people know you can't get high off hemp.

[Suzanimal]

That doesn't seem fair to the colorblind attendees. You are a bigot and I'm going to find someone else to play Dorothy now.

Your loss. My dancing and singing would attract quality hecklers. Plus, I was planning on portraying Dorothy as a hooker - all good roads need a hooker. It's slim pickin's around here for a woman, looks like you're gonna be stuck with a tranny Dorothy hooker.

[The Rebel Poet]

Your loss. My dancing and singing would attract quality hecklers. Plus, I was planning on portraying Dorothy as a hooker - all good roads need a hooker. It's slim pickin's around here for a woman, looks like you're gonna be stuck with a tranny Dorothy hooker.

This whole diatribe is transphobic hate speech. I definitely made the right call canning you when I did.

[Suzanimal]

Cool! I always felt the edible trees made more sense to plant than ornamental. LOL at the hobos but they gotta eat too right? Which reminds me. There is a reason I said hemp and not marijuana (besides the legal hurdles). If marijuana was planted in the right of way that could cause traffic jams. Of course there would need to be plenty of public service announcements to let people know you can't get high off hemp.

Yeah, but the fruit trees tend to draw critters - I don't mean the hobos, either. I saw more than a few big ass rats hanging around them and there were a ton of bees in the summer. Plus, you have the clean up. Ornamentals drop flowers and can look messy but rotten fruit is disgusting.

[Suzanimal]

This whole diatribe is transphobic hate speech. I definitely made the right call canning you when I did.

Can I be Wonder Woman, then? I have my own costume but you'll need to provide the invisible Smart car. Or do you plan on outsourcing that job to one of the men, too? You better have a woman in a lead or you're going to get accused of sexism.


Just so you know, lesbians like me. I was even invited to a lesbian cop wedding last year.

[The Rebel Poet]

Can I be Wonder Woman, then? I have my own costume but you'll need to provide the invisible Smart car. Or do you plan on outsourcing that job to one of the men, too? You better have a woman in a lead or you're going to get accused of sexism.


Just so you know, lesbians like me. I was even invited to a lesbian cop wedding last year.

Now you're being sensible. I just want our heckler to feel safe. She may be trans herself. Based on her neg rep and one-star, she may identify as a road.

[tod evans]

Cool! I always felt the edible trees