"Someday women will have the same rights as guns"

[Anti Federalist]

Right on sister, I'm all for it.



Women will have to wait 72 hours before meeting someone, while awaiting a background investigation.

Women will be banned from entering schools and college campuses and post offices.

Women will be banned from polling places on Election Day.

Women will have to pay a fee to the state before being carried on your person.

Women will be banned simply because they look too scary.

Women will be banned from all airports.

Women will be locked up at all times when not in use.

Women will be subject to environmental regulations due to their discharges.

Women will be banned because they make too much noise.

[nobody's_hero]

Women will have to wait 72 hours before meeting someone, while awaiting a background investigation.

Women will be banned from entering schools and college campuses and post offices.

Women will be banned from polling places on Election Day.

Women will have to pay a fee to the state before being carried on your person.

Women will be banned simply because they look too scary.

Women will be banned from all airports.

Women will be locked up at all times when not in use.

Women will be subject to environmental regulations due to their discharges.

Women will be banned because they make too much noise.

Did you come up with that list? Some of those are pretty damned clever.

[phill4paul]

Right on sister, I'm all for it.



Women will have to wait 72 hours before meeting someone, while awaiting a background investigation.

Women will be banned from entering schools and college campuses and post offices.

Women will be banned from polling places on Election Day.

Women will have to pay a fee to the state before being carried on your person.

Women will be banned simply because they look too scary.

Women will be banned from all airports.

Women will be locked up at all times when not in use.

Women will be subject to environmental regulations due to their discharges.

Women will be banned because they make too much noise.

Coffee through nose. Worth it. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Anti Federalist again.

[Ender]

Coffee through nose. Worth it. You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Anti Federalist again.

Covered.

[Jan2017]

Women will be locked up at all times when not in use.

LMAO
Yep, bustin' a gut here - the coffee would have probably spilled anyway though.

[Anti Federalist]

Did you come up with that list? Some of those are pretty damned clever.

I "cleaned" it up from the OP at imgur, and the last two are mine.

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

Did you come up with that list? Some of those are pretty damned clever.

Yeah, I was also thinking that. Not bad.

[opal]

Brilliant.. saving
ok.. I had to make it easier to share.. all on one png

[JK/SEA]

isn't 'guns' in this case referring to a penis?....

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

Every time I see some woman with fat arms (which is often because they're everywhere), I always think of what John Madden said about the great Pittsburgh Steelers' center Mike Webster. It was said in only the way Madden could put something. The camera focused on Webster and Madden said, "Look at those arms and stuff."

Sometimes I repeat what Madden said when there's a fatty on TV. I do it in mixed company and some people get mad.

[Anti Federalist]

Brilliant.. saving
ok.. I had to make it easier to share.. all on one png

Epic.

Sharing that all over.

[phill4paul]

Brilliant.. saving
ok.. I had to make it easier to share.. all on one png

outstanding! +rep.

[Anti Federalist]

From another source so it won't get lost.

[Anti Federalist]

blimp

[ghengis86]

From another source so it won't get lost.

Lady take your clothes off! I have the right to bare women!!

[Athan]

lol omg me too!

[osan]

Right on sister, I'm all for it.



Women will have to wait 72 hours before meeting someone, while awaiting a background investigation.

Women will be banned from entering schools and college campuses and post offices.

Women will be banned from polling places on Election Day.

Women will have to pay a fee to the state before being carried on your person.

Women will be banned simply because they look too scary.

Women will be banned from all airports.

Women will be locked up at all times when not in use.

Women will be subject to environmental regulations due to their discharges.

Women will be banned because they make too much noise.

Almost blew tea all over the screen. You need to be careful with your wiseassery - it is potentially dangerous to electronics.

<SIGH> if only... if only...

[seapilot]

That image meme needs to go viral.

[opal]

I posted to FB yesterday.. no shares

[Anti Federalist]

I posted to FB yesterday.. no shares

Of course.

[phill4paul]

I posted to FB yesterday.. no shares

Same.

Though a FB comment: "They forgot this one. Women will have to register at the police station every time they change partners."

[Dr.3D]

Since when does a gun have rights?

[phill4paul]

Since when does a gun have rights?

Supposedly from a FB comment: "She is not dumb, she is using a literary tool called hyperbole to call attention to something many people may not realize. They're referring to the fact that in some states it's easier to get a gun than an abortion."

Whatev's.

[kcchiefs6465]

Supposedly from a FB comment: "She is not dumb, she is using a literary tool called hyperbole to call attention to something many people may not realize. They're referring to the fact that in some states it's easier to get a gun than an abortion."

Whatev's.

I'd like to see what they are actually referring to. Seems to me fed eugenicists still exterminate babies with subsidization and here I am buying all my guns out of pocket.

Maybe the more enlightened of the feminist mongoloids could answer the riddle.

[Anti Federalist]

Supposedly from a FB comment: "She is not dumb, she is using a literary tool called hyperbole to call attention to something many people may not realize. They're referring to the fact that in some states it's easier to get a gun than an abortion."

Whatev's.

And I am engaging in an equal amount of hyperbole:

There are numerous restrictions on the right to keep and bear arms.

As far as I know you do not have to ask government permission and fill out a government form and be on record with a violent and out of control federal agency to get an abortion.

[phill4paul]

I'd like to see what they are actually referring to. Seems to me fed eugenicists still exterminate babies with subsidization and here I am buying all my guns out of pocket.

Maybe the more enlightened of the feminist mongoloids could answer the riddle.

This.

And I am engaging in an equal amount of hyperbole:

There are numerous restrictions on the right to keep and bear arms.

As far as I know you do not have to ask government permission and fill out a government form and be on record with a violent and out of control federal agency to get an abortion.

And this.

Commenters just ignored my rebuttal. Go figure.

[anaconda]

Every time I see some woman with fat arms (which is often because they're everywhere), I always think of what John Madden said about the great Pittsburgh Steelers' center Mike Webster.

[Anti Federalist]

This.

And this.

Commenters just ignored my rebuttal. Go figure.

Amazing...

I just read the situation you have with DW's son over in the other thread.

If you SiL (by marriage) is married to a pussy marcher, you gave him the very best of advice.

[anaconda]

I always think of what John Madden said

Madden comment: (at around 1:40 in the video):

"Johnson has to get his load ready..."

Pat Summerall moments later: "You've got to bring a bigger load..."

[fr33]

I have a gun ordered that will arrive tomorrow or Saturday to a local FFL. I didn't ask for it's consent and won't ask for it when I use it.

You mean to tell me I could get some strange pussy the same way? Damn.