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  1. #91
    Quote Originally Posted by phill4paul View Post
    Stinkfist?
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  3. #92
    Quote Originally Posted by Jamesiv1 View Post
    I want to know what the hell is her problem with dirty, stinky people??

    She's a STINKIST!!!!
    Apparently she will make out with him, and probably have sex with him, it was her bed sheets she was worried about. A girl's got to have her priorities.
    "Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich country, and giving it to the rich people of a poor country." - Ron Paul
    "Beware the Military-Industrial-Financial-Pharma-Corporate-Internet-Media-Government Complex." - B4L update of General Dwight D. Eisenhower
    "Debt is the drug, Wall St. Banksters are the dealers, and politicians are the addicts." - B4L
    "Totally free immigration? I've never taken that position. I believe in national sovereignty." - Ron Paul

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  4. #93
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian4Liberty View Post

  5. #94
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian4Liberty View Post
    Apparently she will make out with him, and probably have sex with him, it was her bed sheets she was worried about. A girl's got to have her priorities.
    Ill bring my own sheets. Does she have anything against just doing it on the floor?
    Last edited by Danke; 12-09-2016 at 03:46 PM.
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  6. #95
    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Ill bring my own sheets. Does she have anything against just doing it on the floor?
    She doesn't want to get the carpet dirty...
    "Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich country, and giving it to the rich people of a poor country." - Ron Paul
    "Beware the Military-Industrial-Financial-Pharma-Corporate-Internet-Media-Government Complex." - B4L update of General Dwight D. Eisenhower
    "Debt is the drug, Wall St. Banksters are the dealers, and politicians are the addicts." - B4L
    "Totally free immigration? I've never taken that position. I believe in national sovereignty." - Ron Paul

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  7. #96
    Anyone got a pic of stinky dude chick? I bet she is pretty nasty herself if a hobo won't take a shower for it.



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  9. #97
    Quote Originally Posted by osan View Post
    By the by, how exactly does someone sleep with someone else accidentally?

    I do not ever recall my huge member ever making its grand entry by accident. I've never, until now, heard any woman suggest that her legs have accidentally flown open just as a wayward penis just happened to be zeroing in on her vulva's precise location, also by pure coincidence.

    Can someone please help me here?
    Things like this happen during the heat of the moment, usually after the handcuffs and spanking.

  10. #98
    Quote Originally Posted by Dangergirl View Post
    Things like this happen during the heat of the moment, usually after the handcuffs and spanking.
    +Rep for being a good girl.

  11. #99
    Quote Originally Posted by CPUd View Post
    That dude was probably alpha male and now she's pregnant
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to CPUd again.
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    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. No need to make it a superhighway.
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    The only way I see Trump as likely to affect any real change would be through martial law, and that has zero chances of success without strong buy-in by the JCS at the very minimum.

  12. #100
    Great thread.
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  13. #101
    Quote Originally Posted by Philhelm View Post
    Great thread.
    What have you accidentally slept with ?
    Do something Danke

  14. #102
    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Citizen View Post
    Nah, she needs to find the Lord, man. Slip her a Bible instead.
    You could probably fit a Bible in there...
    Genuine, willful, aggressive ignorance is the one sure way to tick me off. I wish I could say you were trolling. I know better, and it's just sad.

  15. #103
    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    What have you accidentally slept with ?
    My wife.
    "I shall bring justice to Westeros. Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat. They have made my kingdom bleed, and I do not forget that."
    -Stannis Baratheon

  16. #104
    Maybe this was a Hillary supporter, who literally $#@! himself when Trump won?

    A 25-year-old woman’s Tinder date might have soiled himself in McDonald’s

    In late April, I went on my first Tinder date. He messaged me, and he seemed cute and friendly. He was Irish, a few years older than me, worked in insurance. He had nice curly hair, and we liked the same bars. When he asked me out, I said yes.
    ...
    That’s when it happened. Fart Number One.

    It was bad. This was not your run-of-the-mill little toot. This was a true silent-but-deadly zinger, an impressively mean scent, the most obnoxious date crasher. I knew it was him because there wasn’t anyone else sitting near us. Out of politeness, I pretended not to notice and kept talking, determined to soldier through. Fart Number One wafted away, on to ruin someone else’s fast-food meal. I thought we had made it through the woods.

    We hadn’t.

    Five minutes later, the fart’s bigger and meaner older brother showed up. Fart Number Two was a doozy, just really powerful. I didn’t know what to do. It derailed my train of thought and lingered in a way that Fart Number One hadn’t. I tried to babble my way through, poorly faking obliviousness. But I just couldn’t. It wouldn’t go away. I stopped talking. I started to wonder if this gas was accompanied by something more…solid. Was Fart Number Two actually a Number Two?! This all-consuming thought was extremely disturbing. I didn’t know if I should ask if he was feeling okay, or if I should just ignore the big ele-fart in the room.
    ...
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    "Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich country, and giving it to the rich people of a poor country." - Ron Paul
    "Beware the Military-Industrial-Financial-Pharma-Corporate-Internet-Media-Government Complex." - B4L update of General Dwight D. Eisenhower
    "Debt is the drug, Wall St. Banksters are the dealers, and politicians are the addicts." - B4L
    "Totally free immigration? I've never taken that position. I believe in national sovereignty." - Ron Paul

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    The views and opinions expressed here are solely my own, and do not represent this forum or any other entities or persons.



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  18. #105
    Phil, Melissa, where'd you go?

  19. #106
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse James View Post

    this book does the job well.
    They killed him, you know...

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.999b49ccabe6

  20. #107
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian4Liberty View Post
    Maybe this was a Hillary supporter, who literally $#@! himself when Trump won?
    What a romantic story.

  21. #108
    Quote Originally Posted by Anti Federalist View Post
    i know :/

  22. #109
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian4Liberty View Post
    Maybe this was a Hillary supporter, who literally $#@! himself when Trump won?
    Who the hell takes their tinder date to McDonalds?
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