I've never had any complaints about my skills
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I've never had any complaints about my skills
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"A politician will do almost anything to keep their job, even become a patriot" - Hearst
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The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
Pfizer Macht Frei!
Openly Straight Man, Danke, Awarded Top Rated Influencer. Community Standards Enforcer.
Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!
Short Income Tax Video
The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes
The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
Who would ever actually complain? I've had some women who were lacking compared to some of the others, but complaining never even crossed my mind. I just appreciate them for getting in the game and giving it a whirl. Plus, how $#@!ty would it make someone feel if you told them they suck in bed? I'm trying to imagine this scenario playing out...
Her: "Nom nom nom" on my weenus.
Me: "You really suck at this. Try harder."
"He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
"dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
"You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
"When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q
"Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul
"Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."
I said something mean to Mr Animal once. He was nom, nom, noming in the wrong spot and I kept moving his head to the right spot *pleasurable moans* but as soon as I let go of his head he moved back to the other spot *grrrr* so I tried wiggling into the right spot and he went right back to the wrong spot. Finally, I asked him if he was retarded. He was so hurt, he wouldn't even have sex with me and I even apologized. Anyway, that's when I learned Mr Animal doesn't take hints. Don't even bother, just say it in as plain a language as you can.
That's the only mean thing I've ever said to anyone during sex. I generally don't have any trouble hitting the sweet spot but that night I was very frustrated and lashed out at poor Mr Animal.
If there are all these health benefits when will my holistic HMO start covering them?
“…let us teach them that all who draw breath are of equal worth, and that those who seek to press heel upon the throat of liberty, will fall to the cry of FREEDOM!!!” – Spartacus, War of the Damned
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Pfizer Macht Frei!
Openly Straight Man, Danke, Awarded Top Rated Influencer. Community Standards Enforcer.
Quiz: Test Your "Income" Tax IQ!
Short Income Tax Video
The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes
The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
That pretty much says it all. If you're to damn lazy to steer a guy in the right direction it's your own damn fault. My experience is that if a woman is sincerely interested in you she'll give all the ASSistance you could need. If she's going to lay there passive and leave you on a island then tough titty.
"The Patriarch"
Question: How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
Answer: (All in unison) WHO CARES??
I jest. This is pretty cool info/article. I'm a bit surprised she is having trouble getting funded... I would think any intel a man can have into female satisfaction would not only be welcome, but highly sought after.
-Major General Smedley Butler, USMC,There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.
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- Diogenes of SinopeIt is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
sitting on a purple couch, watching porn with a bunch of other women with lights in their $#@!s.. umm
nope
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The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are out numbered by those who vote for a living !!!!!!!
Same here. I think some people are far more sensitive to touch than others. I'm not recommending you try MDMA if you haven't already but... I used to know this girl that would hike up her skirt and straddle my lap and rub lip balm on my lips while I was rolling. Absolutely mind blowing sensations. She was one of a kind. Too bad she was my friend's girlfriend.
I've never tried it. I stick with wine or weed when I can get my hands on it. I tried acid once, that was a trip, but, in general, I'm weird enough sober. Does that stuff just lower your inhibitions or does it actually make things more pleasurable? Cuz, I don't need anything to lower my inhibitions.
Grinding with lip balm, lol. I went through a phase where I wanted to have sex in parking lots. A voyeuristic thing, maybe? I dunno but last time Mr A and I went in-town for dinner he pointed out all the parking lots I tried to molest him in. He wasn't into parking lot sex, though.
I wouldn't say that it necessarily lowers your inhibitions... but I'm a dude and mine are kinda low anyhow. Of all the times I did MDMA, I only remember having sex once and it wasn't really all that memorable other than tripping out thinking the cops were in living room and flushing a bunch of drugs down the toilet while my future wife was laying there naked wondering WTF was going on.
It just make your senses super enhanced. Music sounds better, beautiful women look more beautiful (not like alcohol where ugly people look better). Touch feels amazing. Just brushing up against someone in a crowded bar feels awesome. It also makes you more in tune with people's emotions. Almost like an emphatic antenna, you can literally feel the vibe coming off of someone. I can detect it sober, but I can feel it on MDMA. This one girl was "blowing me up" one time and I got this sense that she was pure evil and the more I looked at her, she even looked demonic. I freaked out a little and I went back to Leslie(the lip balm girl) and stroked the insides of her thighs up her skirt for a bit while she rubbed my head and caressed my face. Other people rolling would look at us in admiration, they wanted what we had.
Of all the times I ever did MDMA, the only times that were really memorable were with Leslie, and I did it a LOT... With many different women. I think she must've been like me with the touch thing. Touching was as enjoyable as being touched with us. She was s beautiful preacher's daughter with a gentle heart from a small town at the foothills of the Smokey's. My Dixieland Delight.
And I wouldn't recommend doing it without Mr. Animal. Even if he isn't the touchy-feely type, it'd at least be nice to be around someone who it was acceptable to caress. Pets not included.
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