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    CVS calls cops on men asking for cheese

    lol.

    http://myfox8.com/2016/11/26/cvs-cal...ng-for-cheese/

    RICHMOND, Va. -- Something strange happened to Rick Berry and his roommate Philip Blackwell when they went shopping in a Carytown drug store last night. Berry asked the employee for one thing.

    "Sliced cheese," Berry said. "I just, yeah, all I asked was for sliced cheese and she told me that they didn't carry it."

    Berry said before he knew it, the two employees just vanished.

    "We looked around for about, I want to say 30 or 45 minutes and we couldn't find anybody," Blackwell said.

    A third customer was also in the store.

    "He was actually in the store before we were. He had a bad tooth, all he wanted was some Orajel. That's all he needed. And then the employees disappeared and we all just became part of some weird event."

    Eventually, Berry says, police showed up. Customers and the police worked together to find the missing employees.

    "He was laughing with us cause, you know, we were like this is how weird movies start. Weird apocalyptic movies start. Just joking about it."

    Berry shot his own Snapchat video that shows officers trying to find the employees.

    "Someone called the cops on us."

    Eventually, the officer took another phone call. And that's when the three customers were...

    "Being kicked out because they were scared of us and they were hiding."

    "Just told us that we needed to leave the premises or else we were going to be arrested for trespassing. And that completely flipped the script on all of us and we had no idea what was going on.
    Well, at least they survived the event.



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    Maybe if they asked for government cheese, the employees wouldn't have freaked out.
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    is "sliced cheese" pedo code for something?
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    One of the employees was probably that pot brownie cop from years ago. He finally got a job at CVS. He's still getting high off of pot brownies and he's still easily freaked out.

    "Excuse me, where can I find the sliced cheese?"

    "Sliced cheese..? um. we don't have sliced cheese, sir." omg. sliced cheese??? what? I think this guy is going to kill us.


    "Hello police? I think this cheese guy is trying to kill us. Time is going by really, really, really slow. Please send rescue. I think we're dying. We're dead."
    <Other employee mumbling incoherently in the background.>

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPUd View Post
    is "sliced cheese" pedo code for something?
    No, cheese is pedo code.. sliced cheese is obviously satanic pedo code.
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    Home of the brave, my aching ass...

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    The employees were probably triggered. They should've been more sensitive.
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    Wait a minute... This is all starting to come together, somehow...

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    Clinton recently snapped selfies at a grocery store in Chappaqua, N.Y., while doing some last minute Thanksgiving shopping with her family. Former President Bill Clinton was reportedly “busy looking at cheese.”
    Hmmm....
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    "We looked around for about, I want to say 30 or 45 minutes and we couldn't find anybody," Blackwell said.
    This sums up nearly everyone of my experiences at CVS. "do I stand here at the register like an idiot? "how long should I stand here?" "do I look for an employee?" "maybe I should go to the pharmacy counter?"
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    RICHMOND, Va. -- Something strange happened to Rick Berry and his roommate Philip Blackwell when they went shopping in a Carytown drug store last night. Berry asked the employee for one thing.

    "Sliced cheese," Berry said. "I just, yeah, all I asked was for sliced cheese and she told me that they didn't carry it."

    [...]
    Annnnnnd thisgoeshere ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWDdd5KKhts


    [...] And that's when the three customers were...

    "Being kicked out because they were scared of us and they were hiding."
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  13. #11
    Late night trips to a chain store for cheese slices from lazy , stoned employees are risky . Better off to just go to Dankes and get some of his while he is out of town. Just leave him an IOU note or a cheese repossession permit that can be obtained from me.
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