** The Official Unofficial Debate Thread - Sept 26, 2016 **

[helmuth_hubener]

It's time, boys and girls, for the first thrilling talkathon between... Two People!

Head to head!

What will happen?

Will Hillary show up on the audience's cell phone displays, or be blue-screened in?

Will there be a collapse?

Live death on national TV?

Assassination?

Cannibalism?

Will they both make it out in one piece?

Can either live while the other survives?

All will be revealed tonight! 9 pm ET.! 8 PM CT! 7 PM MT! 6 PM PT! 5 PM AT! 4 PM HT! 1 AM tomorrow Guam Time! 2 AM American Samoa T.! 9 PM for the all-important Puerto Rico vote!

https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/26/...ential-debate/

[CPUd]

Some things to watch for:

- communication earpieces. They could be inside the ear, but also attached to and/or dangling from the ear.

- holograms. It's very difficult to tell on the TV, but sometimes you can tell if you watch the live stream. If the stream freeze up for a second, that is a dead giveaway we are looking at holograms.

[John F Kennedy III]

[John F Kennedy III]

[John F Kennedy III]

Some things to watch for:

- communication earpieces. They could be inside the ear, but also attached to and/or dangling from the ear.

- holograms. It's very difficult to tell on the TV, but sometimes you can tell if you watch the live stream. If the stream freeze up for a second, that is a dead giveaway we are looking at holograms.

If the screen freezes or if the person freezes?

[John F Kennedy III]

Is anyone else rooting for the debate hall to have a Building 7 moment?

[nikcers]

If the screen freezes or if the person freezes?

That's just Hillary buffering.

[John F Kennedy III]

It's time, boys and girls, for the first thrilling talkathon between... Two People!

Head to head!

What will happen?

Will Hillary show up on the audience's cell phone displays, or be blue-screened in?

Will there be a collapse?

Live death on national TV?

Assassination?

Cannibalism?

Will they both make it out in one piece?

Can either live while the other survives?

All will be revealed tonight! 9 pm ET.! 8 PM CT! 7 PM MT! 6 PM PT! 5 PM AT! 4 PM HT! 1 AM tomorrow Guam Time! 2 AM American Samoa T.! 9 PM for the all-important Puerto Rico vote!

https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/26/...ential-debate/

There are some rumors floating around that TPTB plan to assassinate both Trump and Hillary at the debate.

[CPUd]

Also guys watch for clones, if they don't do the holograms:

[John F Kennedy III]

Also guys watch for clones, if they don't do the holograms:

Not saying they don't have or don't use clones, but it's weird that they would instead use obvious body doubles like when "Hillary" walked out of Chelsea's apartment on 9/11.

[CPUd]

Not saying they don't have or don't use clones, but it's weird that they would instead use obvious body doubles like when "Hillary" walked out of Chelsea's apartment on 9/11.

This is 1-2 hours of (supposedly) live worldwide coverage. They're not going to chance it with Trump or Clinton impersonators, they need identical DNA to pull this off.

[John F Kennedy III]

This is 1-2 hours of (supposedly) live worldwide coverage. They're not going to chance it with Trump or Clinton impersonators, they need identical DNA to pull this off.

Agreed. Not sure how well clones could pull off saying what we'd expect them to say. I dont exactly have experience in that department.

[CPUd]

Agreed. Not sure how well clones could pull off saying what we'd expect them to say. I dont exactly have experience in that department.

That's where the hearing devices come in. We know from dozens of youtubes that they can hide Clinton's inside earrings, but it is trickier to do with men who don't wear earrings:

[Anti Federalist]

Nicky Minaj is a clone?

I knew it.

ETA - wait...a clone of what???

[KEEF]

It's time, boys and girls, for the first thrilling talkathon between... Two People!

Head to head!

What will happen?

Will Hillary show up on the audience's cell phone displays, or be blue-screened in?

Will there be a collapse?

Live death on national TV?

Assassination?

Cannibalism?

Will they both make it out in one piece?

Can either live while the other survives?

All will be revealed tonight! 9 pm ET.! 8 PM CT! 7 PM MT! 6 PM PT! 5 PM AT! 4 PM HT! 1 AM tomorrow Guam Time! 2 AM American Samoa T.! 9 PM for the all-important Puerto Rico vote!

https://www.engadget.com/2016/09/26/...ential-debate/

Oh... Wow... I... Cannot... Contain... Myself... I... Am... So.. Excited...

<sarcasm>

I'll check back tomorrow for highlights and/or anything big. Otherwise, I have a class to teach tonight.

[LifeLibertyPursuit]

I am not going to lie, I have bought a big ass bag of white cheddar popcorn because it is going to entertaining. America welcome to reality tv, we livin it baby!

[silverhandorder]

Oh boy I can't wait for jegaurnaut. Food is being made at home and I am prepping for guests.

[Tywysog Cymru]

Clinton will probably say something stupid that should sink her in the polls, but then Trump will say something dumber.

[KEEF]

Also guys watch for clones, if they don't do the holograms:

That is crazy... I swear I was out doing fieldwork and dug up a piece of coprolite and it bared the odd resemblance of both Hillary and Trump.

[puppetmaster]

The Russians will get blamed for an attack.....Obama keeps ruling and has a reason to fight his arch enemy Putin

[Antischism]

[enhanced_deficit]

Will there be risk of neoconsism, dronegangsta baggery getting locked up?

Answers at 10:30PM.

[kahless]

I had thought Assange would have released more Hillary dirt before the debate. Probably not much time now for the Trump campaign to vet the material if released in the next few hours.

[CaptUSA]

I expect the debate to be really boring, but I expect the post-debate coverage to focus entirely on tone.

Wanna bet I'm right? I mean they basically agree on nearly every issue except who they think should be president.

[69360]

Maybe we will get lucky and they will kill each other on live TV.

[euphemia]

In early with a prediction: Donald Trump always looks perfect on camera. Suit fits, colors work, etc. Except for the hairdo. Hillary is fat and dumpy. If she wears that ugly boucle tunic jacket, she will lose before the first question is asked. This is a TV world, and the American public is trained to see perfection in the frame. Hillary has everything to lose. Both Trump and Clinton are grandparents, but nobody wants to see *their* grandparents in the frame. They want Presidental candidates.

Hillary will look old and tired, and will sound dated.

[Antischism]

[Ender]

YO!

[euphemia]

I think Trump could win the debate if he showed up with a fresh, different haircut. It would totally neutralize Hillary.

[euphemia]

PS: Trump's tailored suits cost half of what Hillary's pink boucle jacket cost. One is a billionaire. The other was "dead broke" when leaving the White House.