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    Wow.

    We are going to start a company to save the planet tomorrow. Talk to you noobs later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechitowncubs View Post
    We are going to start a company to save the planet tomorrow. Talk to you noobs later.
    I know what it is, huge misting fans to cool the earth..
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    Oh BTW, "I love my wife"

    You are not alone.
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    Last year's response still fits.


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    Quote Originally Posted by thechitowncubs View Post
    We are going to start a company to save the planet tomorrow. Talk to you noobs later.
    Awesome. I'm sorry you guys have to do all the heavy lifting - let us know how we can help. I want to save the planet, too! I mean, not in a Thor kind of way, you know... maybe I could plant a tree?
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    I figured this would be a "I love my wife, but....." thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptUSA View Post
    Awesome. I'm sorry you guys have to do all the heavy lifting - let us know how we can help. I want to save the planet, too! I mean, not in a Thor kind of way, you know... maybe I could plant a tree?
    Trees are good.......




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    Quote Originally Posted by thechitowncubs View Post
    We are going to start a company to save the planet tomorrow. Talk to you noobs later.
    Speaking of women that love crazy men,, I love mine too.

    Which planet do you want to save? Why do you want to save it? and where the heck are you gonna put it?
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    You guys are too funny.

    I'm not kidding. Actually maybe tomorrow cause I can't get her to orgasm properly. But you''ll all be in my army reserves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechitowncubs View Post
    You guys are too funny.

    I'm not kidding. Actually maybe tomorrow cause I can't get her to orgasm properly.
    Oh wait! Is that part of the business model?! Why didn't you say so? I think I can help.
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    Want a cookie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tod evans View Post
    Trees are good.......

    Who needs pine or spruce at Christmas when you have one of these? No waste afterward, either. Well... you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    I figured this would be a "I love my wife, but....." thread.
    The close similarity of our thought paths is becoming more than worrisome to me at this point.
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    It appears that artificial intelligence is at least slightly superior to natural stupidity.

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    "I Love My Wife"

    He kinda butchers the song, but...


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    The Federalist Papers, No. 15:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Truth View Post
    Want a cookie?
    Dunno what triggered this memory...

    Christmas time, 1980. I am the mechanic at Princeton Ski & Skate on fifth avenue and 35th street in Manhattan. Miss Karen announces the delivery truck is in. We all shuffle down and unload. I was the first to finish and I go back upstairs, when what do my youthful eyes behold but a huge tray of brownies sitting there beckoning to me, courtesy of Tony. OK, I goes to work on them as rapidly as possible, downing probably somewhere in the vicinity of a dozen. Yes, I could eat that many brownies in one sitting in those days... perhaps 2x that, and not die.

    I repaired to the shop to get some mounting jobs finished. Minutes later, Tony shows up and asks whether I had eaten the brownies, to which I indicated in the affrimative. To that he responded with a mixture of the grim and the neener. He then notified me that I had just consumed a minimum of 1/4 oz of the finest quality hashish on the planet. Knowing how destroyed I was to become, I made all good haste on the mountings, finished them, and then went out onto the sales floor, took a seat, and waited for the tsunami to hit. I'd consumed ca. 10 AM and figured that by 11:30 at the latest they would have to carry me to the subway.

    Noon passes. Nothing. One PM... Two... nothing. I was very relieved and had done several other jobs since ingestion. Came some time after three and the wave hit me like a freight train. I was os $#@!ing stoned I barely knew my name anymore. Thank God in Heaven 5PM arrived and I stumbled out the door, Scott (store manager), Miss Karen (asst. Manager) looking at me with great amusement, Howard (owner) with one of perplexity.

    I do however, recall the amusement I provided for Jerry, Cyrus, Scott, Tony, Wanda, and Spero, the rest of the upstairs crew. Downstairs, Rosie, Hector, Liv, Evelyn, Joanie, Jaima, and Karen, I later learned, had their laughs as well. It was a good crew and 1980 was a good year for me.

    Holy hell... I have no recollection of the trip home or any of that evening. IIRC, I was still stoned the next morning.

    Needless to say, that was the last time I consumed brownies of unknown provenance without first asking. In my defense, my metabolism was so high in those days, I literally had to consume at least five very large meals per day just to keep 145 pounds on my bones. I'm 160 now and comparatively fat, but I can at least go a couple of hours without becoming faint from not having eaten.

    So, what's your unintentionally-got-stoned story?
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    Quote Originally Posted by osan View Post
    Dunno what triggered this memory...

    Christmas time, 1980. I am the mechanic at Princeton Ski & Skate on fifth avenue and 35th street in Manhattan. Miss Karen announces the delivery truck is in. We all shuffle down and unload. I was the first to finish and I go back upstairs, when what do my youthful eyes behold but a huge tray of brownies sitting there beckoning to me, courtesy of Tony. OK, I goes to work on them as rapidly as possible, downing probably somewhere in the vicinity of a dozen. Yes, I could eat that many brownies in one sitting in those days... perhaps 2x that, and not die.

    I repaired to the shop to get some mounting jobs finished. Minutes later, Tony shows up and asks whether I had eaten the brownies, to which I indicated in the affrimative. To that he responded with a mixture of the grim and the neener. He then notified me that I had just consumed a minimum of 1/4 oz of the finest quality hashish on the planet. Knowing how destroyed I was to become, I made all good haste on the mountings, finished them, and then went out onto the sales floor, took a seat, and waited for the tsunami to hit. I'd consumed ca. 10 AM and figured that by 11:30 at the latest they would have to carry me to the subway.

    Noon passes. Nothing. One PM... Two... nothing. I was very relieved and had done several other jobs since ingestion. Came some time after three and the wave hit me like a freight train. I was os $#@!ing stoned I barely knew my name anymore. Thank God in Heaven 5PM arrived and I stumbled out the door, Scott (store manager), Miss Karen (asst. Manager) looking at me with great amusement, Howard (owner) with one of perplexity.

    I do however, recall the amusement I provided for Jerry, Cyrus, Scott, Tony, Wanda, and Spero, the rest of the upstairs crew. Downstairs, Rosie, Hector, Liv, Evelyn, Joanie, Jaima, and Karen, I later learned, had their laughs as well. It was a good crew and 1980 was a good year for me.

    Holy hell... I have no recollection of the trip home or any of that evening. IIRC, I was still stoned the next morning.

    Needless to say, that was the last time I consumed brownies of unknown provenance without first asking. In my defense, my metabolism was so high in those days, I literally had to consume at least five very large meals per day just to keep 145 pounds on my bones. I'm 160 now and comparatively fat, but I can at least go a couple of hours without becoming faint from not having eaten.

    So, what's your unintentionally-got-stoned story?
    Intentionally......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    "I Love My Wife"

    He kinda butchers the song, but...


    I prefer this, even if it's the girly version:

    freedomisobvious.blogspot.com

    There is only one correct way: freedom. All other solutions are non-solutions.

    It appears that artificial intelligence is at least slightly superior to natural stupidity.

    Our words make us the ghosts that we are.

    Convincing the world he didn't exist was the Devil's second greatest trick; the first was convincing us that God didn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by osan View Post
    Dunno what triggered this memory...

    Christmas time, 1980. I am the mechanic at Princeton Ski & Skate on fifth avenue and 35th street in Manhattan. Miss Karen announces the delivery truck is in. We all shuffle down and unload. I was the first to finish and I go back upstairs, when what do my youthful eyes behold but a huge tray of brownies sitting there beckoning to me, courtesy of Tony. OK, I goes to work on them as rapidly as possible, downing probably somewhere in the vicinity of a dozen. Yes, I could eat that many brownies in one sitting in those days... perhaps 2x that, and not die.

    I repaired to the shop to get some mounting jobs finished. Minutes later, Tony shows up and asks whether I had eaten the brownies, to which I indicated in the affrimative. To that he responded with a mixture of the grim and the neener. He then notified me that I had just consumed a minimum of 1/4 oz of the finest quality hashish on the planet. Knowing how destroyed I was to become, I made all good haste on the mountings, finished them, and then went out onto the sales floor, took a seat, and waited for the tsunami to hit. I'd consumed ca. 10 AM and figured that by 11:30 at the latest they would have to carry me to the subway.

    Noon passes. Nothing. One PM... Two... nothing. I was very relieved and had done several other jobs since ingestion. Came some time after three and the wave hit me like a freight train. I was os $#@!ing stoned I barely knew my name anymore. Thank God in Heaven 5PM arrived and I stumbled out the door, Scott (store manager), Miss Karen (asst. Manager) looking at me with great amusement, Howard (owner) with one of perplexity.

    I do however, recall the amusement I provided for Jerry, Cyrus, Scott, Tony, Wanda, and Spero, the rest of the upstairs crew. Downstairs, Rosie, Hector, Liv, Evelyn, Joanie, Jaima, and Karen, I later learned, had their laughs as well. It was a good crew and 1980 was a good year for me.

    Holy hell... I have no recollection of the trip home or any of that evening. IIRC, I was still stoned the next morning.

    Needless to say, that was the last time I consumed brownies of unknown provenance without first asking. In my defense, my metabolism was so high in those days, I literally had to consume at least five very large meals per day just to keep 145 pounds on my bones. I'm 160 now and comparatively fat, but I can at least go a couple of hours without becoming faint from not having eaten.

    So, what's your unintentionally-got-stoned story?
    Nothing comparable to yours. All in all, I've lead a pretty quiet, dull and boring life.

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    Got her to orgasm for the first time. She's now a superhuman virgin and I get to make love to my first Ron Paul girl and she will forever be my slut wife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechitowncubs View Post
    Got her to orgasm for the first time. She's now a superhuman virgin and I get to make love to my first Ron Paul girl and she will forever be my slut wife.
    (she was thinking of me)
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptUSA View Post
    (she was thinking of me)
    No she WAS NOT

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    Quote Originally Posted by thechitowncubs View Post
    No she WAS NOT
    (I told her to tell you that)
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    "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire

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    It's Like...

    Quote Originally Posted by thechitowncubs View Post
    We are going to start a company to save the planet tomorrow. Talk to you noobs later.
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    Lawdy, this thread is going interesting directions....
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    Quote Originally Posted by osan View Post

    So, what's your unintentionally-got-stoned story?
    I can't actually refer to it as "unintentional". But at age 17 I set out on a Greyhound bus to visist some distant relatives.

    For the trip I prepared some brownies which contained 1/2 ounce of some very good gold pot. I had never used pot as a consumable.

    I ate one shortly after getting on the bus. A half hour or so passed and nothing. So I ate another. Still nothing.

    So I just started eating them,....all.

    A couple of hours later they all hit at once.

    It was a high old bus ride.

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    Ah okay, swapping stoned stories. Can't say mine was unintentional or all that great, but we used to snort this stuff we called "tea." There was a big run on it one summer. Little did I know it was PCP.

    The first time I did it was uneventful. I did not however, measure it out the second time. I had it in this sort of treasure chest trinket box. So I was going to work and decided to do some. I snorted it straight out of this box.

    Well, it was a little too much because I was getting higher and higher by the minute. It only took ten minutes to get to work. By the time I got there, I was starting to feel very numb. I even got higher between walking in the front door and the back room. About a 60 second walk.

    I stood in the back room and could not really move. The assistant mgr. knew I was high, but the shipping & receiving guy covered for me. Told the manager I'm sick. The head cashier and asst head cashier also knew the deal. Luckily, they liked to party.

    I goes back to my car in a haze and just sit. I am trying to focus, but my eyes are shot. I open the door a couple of times to vomit. I sit for about 5 hours and finally go home.

    I get up the next day, and was still high. I go to work and the head cashier just gives me this look and asks if I am okay.

    Did I learn my lesson? Oh, hell no. We snorted that crap all summer. If anybody on here is a veterinarian, then I will like to buy some. That is the only drug I miss.




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    I love trolling my wife .I even have the wee Great Grand Daughters doing it now .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smitty View Post
    I can't actually refer to it as "unintentional". But at age 17 I set out on a Greyhound bus to visist some distant relatives.

    For the trip I prepared some brownies which contained 1/2 ounce of some very good gold pot. I had never used pot as a consumable.

    I ate one shortly after getting on the bus. A half hour or so passed and nothing. So I ate another. Still nothing.

    So I just started eating them,....all.

    A couple of hours later they all hit at once.

    It was a high old bus ride.
    This is good to know... I guess my experience was not that odd after all.

    Thanks!

    OBTW, reminds me of a bus trip from NYC to NJ. I sat next to this unnervingly hot cougar and we conversed the entire trip. I was 19, would have sold my soul to the devil to... well, you know. She, too, was clearly interested, but I was wrapped WAY too tightly in those days and my sense of gentlemanly demeanor absolutely forbade my going after an actual adult. Damned shame, in hindsight... would have been one of those "Oh what a night" memories. But at least I was raised to be a gentleman. On that account I have no regret whatsoever.
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    There is only one correct way: freedom. All other solutions are non-solutions.

    It appears that artificial intelligence is at least slightly superior to natural stupidity.

    Our words make us the ghosts that we are.

    Convincing the world he didn't exist was the Devil's second greatest trick; the first was convincing us that God didn't exist.

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