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    Go cook my burrito *itch

    From Drudge;



    Meet Zackary Fisher, The Raging, Breakout Star Of Donald Trump's Recent Rally In Phoenix

    http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/ariz...r-rages-849031

    Go $#@!ing cook my burrito, bitch!”

    On Saturday, an aggrieved Donald Trump supporter delivered that line--which seemed to have originally been written for Jesse Pinkman--and other rhetorical gems while screaming at individuals gathered on a Phoenix street corner to protest the multimillionaire’s appearance at the nearby Veterans Memorial Coliseum.

    In a video shot by journalist Eric Rosenwald, the Trump backer is seen telling protesters, “I $#@!ed your whole $#@!ing family with my big cock.” He then moved on to domestic policy matters, announcing that he was a “proud $#@!ing American, made in USA, bitch.”

    [NOTE: Rosenwald’s video, seen above, is filled with similar NSFW language.]

    After referring to the preparation of his burrito, the muscled rage machine then demanded that Trump detractors “Go $#@!ing make my tortilla, motherfuckers. And build that $#@!ing wall. For me! Trump! I love Trump!”

    Before taking his leave, the man noted, “I’ll $#@!, like, at least 10 of you up in one $#@!ing sitting, you $#@!ing pussy. You’re lucky all these cops are here.”

    So who is this street corner surrogate, a guy who deserves the kind of cable TV time now being hogged by low-energy Trump surrogates like Andy Dean and Kayleigh McEnany?

    Meet Zackary Fisher.

    The 31-year-old Fisher lives in Mesa, a city 20 miles outside Phoenix, and works as a lab technician for Fikes Brace & Limb, a firm owned by his stepfather. The company, which fabricates prosthetics and orthotics, also employs Fisher’s mother and brother. [Update: While the business this morning scrubbed its web site to remove Fisher’s name, a screenshot of the original "Staff" page can be found here.]

    When not loudly lecturing others about tortillas, burritos, and the size of his penis, Fisher enjoys working out at LA Fitness, hiking, and spending time with his pit bull. He owns a red Ford Mustang SVT Cobra with vanity plates (“KEPH8N”) and an assortment of weapons. Fisher has also fought in MMA matches, but it appears his career in the cage was derailed by injury.

    In a pair of recent Instagram videos, Fisher is seen firing his AR-15 rifle into some Arizona brush and aiming at targets with his Glock handgun.

    Fisher is also proud of his grueling workout regimen and the numerous tattoos adorning his chiseled physique. Along with tribal ink decorations, Fisher has a representation of the Arizona state flag on his back and the words “Never Trust A Bitch” on his side. While not visible until he lifts his arm, Fisher also has the number 43 tattooed beneath his left armpit. According to the Anti-Defamation League, the number “is used by members of the racist skinhead group Supreme White Alliance.”

    [A Fisher acquaintance contends that the “43” tattoo is a tribute to a longtime friend, Elijah “Dough Boy” Schmidt, who died last year at age 35. Schmidt was serving an eight-year prison sentence for narcotics trafficking at the time of his September 2015 death. The number reportedly was assigned to Schmidt, a fellow MMA devotee, at the gym where he trained with Fisher.]

    Before tangling with the protesters, Fisher was ecstatic when he ran into Paul Griffin, an acquaintance and fellow Trump supporter. Fisher bro hugged Griffin and appeared elated that his friend had decided to wear a “$#@! ISLAM!” t-shirt to the Trump event (Griffin was escorted from the rally after refusing security’s request to turn his shirt inside out). Fisher proudly showed Griffin his “Make America Great” campaign sign, noting that, “I got $#@!ing Donald’s autograph.”

    Though Fisher has made his Instagram account private, his Facebook page remains online. However, he has made a couple of revisions in the last several hours.

    After posting Rosenwald’s video of him screaming, Fisher deleted the clip. He also removed a post (seen below) defending his actions. “DO NOT BRING YOUR MEXICAN FLAGS TO AMERICAN RALLYS when there is not a single Mexican running for president,” Fisher wrote. “THIS IS AMERICA HERE not Mexico! If you’re not PROUD of this flag GO back to MEXICO.

    Link from the video;



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  3. #2
    It's not unusual to see cringeworthy stuff at rallies for Democratic candidates, but I think this is a first. Normally a GOP candidate will bring out gentrified people in suits, flag pins and pearls. Welcome to the new GOP....winning! (not?)

  4. #3
    High IQ liberty-producing genetics

  5. #4
    LOL - and now for something completely different.

    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"



  6. #5
    Heh. Dang. lil feller seems thoroughly indoctrinated by the Make America Great Again gag.

  7. #6
    Did she end up making the burrito? Article doesn't say.
    When a trumpet sounds in a city, do not the people tremble?
    When disaster comes to a city, has not the Lord caused it? Amos 3:6

  8. #7
    Jerry Springer auditions?
    "Let it not be said that we did nothing." - Dr. Ron Paul. "Stand up for what you believe in, even if you are standing alone." - Sophie Magdalena Scholl
    "War is the health of the State." - Randolph Bourne "Freedom is the answer. ... Now, what's the question?" - Ernie Hancock.

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    But if he was a black woman ranting about college Halloween decorations, a Dean would resign. #BlackLivesMatter #Safespace



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  11. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by angelatc View Post
    But if he was a black woman ranting about college Halloween decorations, a Dean would resign. #BlackLivesMatter #Safespace
    #Whataboutisms

  12. #10
    Make me a sammich!

  13. #11
    Although I don't agree with him, I do respect his passion.

    Edit: Going to eat a burrito today.

    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

  14. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by phill4paul View Post
    Make me a sammich!
    No problem! <evil grin surfaces as contents pondered>

  15. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by angelatc View Post
    But if he was a black woman ranting about college Halloween decorations, a Dean would resign. #BlackLivesMatter #Safespace
    And if he was, you would be crying about #TheLeft and the injustice of it all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajuncocoa View Post
    And if he was, you would be crying about #TheLeft and the injustice of it all.
    Awww - someone is triggered.

    By all means, let's make it about me. Because racism. And sexism. Right?

  17. #15
    I hate that the place where I live (Phoenix) is filled with such ignorant morons on both the left and right. Where's a guy to go?
    There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.
    -Major General Smedley Butler, USMC,
    Two-Time Congressional Medal of Honor Winner
    Author of, War is a Racket!

    It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
    - Diogenes of Sinope

  18. #16
    Complaining about a Donald Trump supporter who got kicked out of a rally because his shirt wasn't PC enough?

    It's like the age old puzzle, can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it? I think we know the answer now.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."



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  20. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by angelatc View Post
    No problem! <evil grin surfaces as contents pondered>
    Lol. I already have too many choices between how I want my $#@! sammich this election cycle.

  21. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by phill4paul View Post
    Lol. I already have too many choices between how I want my $#@! sammich this election cycle.
    U need one of these:

    “I don’t think that there will be any curtailing of Donald Trump as president,” he said. "He controls the media, he controls the sentiment [and] he controls everybody. He’s the one who will resort to executive orders more so than [President] Obama ever used them." - Ron Paul

  22. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by phill4paul View Post
    Lol. I already have too many choices between how I want my $#@! sammich this election cycle.
    +rep for your sigline.... epic contrast that mindless Trumpsters can't deny
    There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.
    -Major General Smedley Butler, USMC,
    Two-Time Congressional Medal of Honor Winner
    Author of, War is a Racket!

    It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
    - Diogenes of Sinope

  23. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by angelatc View Post
    Awww - someone is triggered.

    By all means, let's make it about me. Because racism. And sexism. Right?
    Nope. Not triggered at all. But if it was Black Lives Matter, YOU would be triggered. Need a safe place?

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    Meet Zackary Fisher.

    The 31-year-old Fisher lives in Mesa, a city 20 miles outside Phoenix, and works as a lab technician for Fikes Brace & Limb, a firm owned by his stepfather. The company, which fabricates prosthetics and orthotics, also employs Fisher’s mother and brother. [Update: While the business this morning scrubbed its web site to remove Fisher’s name, a screenshot of the original "Staff" page can be found here.]

    When not loudly lecturing others about tortillas, burritos, and the size of his penis, Fisher enjoys working out at LA Fitness, hiking, and spending time with his pit bull. He owns a red Ford Mustang SVT Cobra with vanity plates (“KEPH8N”) and an assortment of weapons. Fisher has also fought in MMA matches, but it appears his career in the cage was derailed by injury.
    His dating profile?

  25. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by angelatc View Post
    Awww - someone is triggered.

    By all means, let's make it about me. Because racism. And sexism. Right?
    Trump supporters are legitimately the most whiney, triggered losers on this planet.

  26. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by robmpreston View Post
    Trump supporters are legitimately the most whiney, triggered losers on this planet.
    The Trump supporter is likely the one you quoted. Not me. She does whine a lot, too.

  27. #24
    Along with tribal ink decorations, Fisher has a representation of the Arizona state flag on his back and the words “Never Trust A Bitch” on his side.
    O_o
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    This intellectually stimulating conversation is the reason I keep coming here.



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  29. #25
    Any guesses he isn't married? (though there are women into that kind of guy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippyjuan View Post
    Any guesses he isn't married? (though there are women into that kind of guy)
    Oh no doubt. I've seen pickup artist videos where the guy says to the girl, "My girlfriend's tits are better yours.." and ten seconds later he is ordering her to bark like a dog and she is doing it. I will never understand.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    I dunno what a burrito itch, is

    but its probably not good
    It's all about taking action and not being lazy. So you do the work, whether it's fitness or whatever. It's about getting up, motivating yourself and just doing it.
    - Kim Kardashian

    Donald Trump / Crenshaw 2024!!!!

    My pronouns are he/him/his

  32. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by TheTexan View Post
    I dunno what a burrito itch, is

    but its probably not good
    Sounds like a Mexican VD.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    This intellectually stimulating conversation is the reason I keep coming here.

  33. #29
    Well technically you don't usually cook a burrito - you can make a burrito, you can cook ingredients for a burrito or microwave a burrito. You can put a burrito on a flat top to make the tortilla a little crispy, not sure I would classify that as cooking. If you fry a burrito, it becomes a chimichanga.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

  34. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Sounds like a Mexican VD.
    "Vato Deterrent?"

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