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    Plan for 2020: Step 1, find pornstar...

    Ok, I think I'm on to something here. The last few presidencies haven't had the actual intelligence of the operation as president. The brains come in as the cabinet and advisors. Think George W Bush and Karl Rove.
    Running a Paul for president is like running the valedictorian for homecoming king. The job needs to be split up. We need a homecoming king. Rather, a homecoming queen...


    Step 1: Find a pornstar...
    A pornstar will be beautiful, good on camera, and used to doing compromising things for money.

    Step 2: Link up the pornstar with the Koch network. They got money to buy elections, but they're choosing old pale faced dudes. Put that money behind a pretty face, and people will listen. They might even touch themselves while listening.

    Step 3: Get the pornstar speaking gigs where ever the $#@! there' s a camera. Gun rights. Individual liberty. Cleavage. Jesus. 'Murica. Sex.

    Step 4: Victory
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    Why the hell not? If we're gonna get screwed, might as well be by a professional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Why the hell not? If we're gonna get screwed, might as well be by a professional.
    I think I'm gonna go do some liberty "research" now.
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    As obvious as a joke as this may seem, it may be prophetic since 2020 may be the year Kanye and Kim run which brings us dangerously close to your plan.

    And when you contemplate the evolution from Reagan/Bush/Clinton/Bush/Obama/Trump/Kanye you can probably empathize with a God who kills everyone and starts over.

    Flood the earth or let Kanye be President? That's a toughy.
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    Comacho was a porn star...

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    They are coming home, all the naysayers said they would never leave Syria and then they said they were going to stay in Iraq forever.

    It won't take very long to get them home but it won't be overnight either but Iraq says they can't stay and they are coming home just like Trump said.

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    I'm actually not joking. Presidents are puppets. We need a good puppet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limequat View Post
    I think I'm gonna go do some liberty "research" now.
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    I'm actually not joking. Presidents are puppets. We need a good puppet.
    That was quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd View Post


    Comacho was a porn star...

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    This is what I'm talking about. I think we're already there. Think Sarah Palin but sluttier and better foreign policy.
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    Found one...

    http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthr...ght=Belle+Knox

    I almost forgot about her.
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    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.
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    How about someone with the more "wholesome" background of a wife and mother? We have at least a couple (and I know of others, but video isn't readily available) here in OK. The two examples I'll present here are both articulate and well-spoken, look good on camera and interview well, already have strong liberty-oriented beliefs, and are already political activists. There are plenty of female Ron Paul supporters out there that fit this description. For that matter, how many do we have right here on RPF?

    Kaye Beach:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F7r4Q35VhM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-KL0OBgfE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwEosZV1mw


    Brittany Hardy-Warrior:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFGibDY8YY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGcZr-qw8w

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kEHYO3Xhc
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    How about a smooth charismatic talker that likes pot but loves jesus?

    I think that's what we need to start, and then build the rest around him.
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    How about her? Mercedes Carrera. She is/was a porn star. She is attractive. She is a woman. She is puerto rican. She is autistic. She is libertarian. She is anti-politically correct. She is also very well spoken and intelligent.



    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWM...mmUvI5ZC0V2VsA
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    Is this a porn thread? Bree Olson is well known. Charlie Sheen. Human Centipede 3. I bet we're not allowed to post porn here. You have to be 35 to run for president, right? So, right off the bat, you're going to have a hard time getting a female porn star because it's just rare for them to be 35. Ex porn star.

    I noticed that someone shared a viral video by Silvia Saint. Silvia Saint has 4 million facebook friends and there isn't any porn there at all, it's just viral videos of things like a dog playing soccer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard13mm View Post
    How about her? Mercedes Carrera. She is/was a porn star. She is attractive. She is a woman. She is puerto rican. She is autistic. She is libertarian. She is anti-politically correct. She is also very well spoken and intelligent.



    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWM...mmUvI5ZC0V2VsA

    Yes to this - great find.

    Interestingly - she's old for porn, and is active. According to freeones.com - she's 33, and she just started doing porn 2 years, so she started in her 30s, very rare.

    http://www.freeones.com/html/m_links/Mercedes_Carrera/
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    Quote Originally Posted by limequat View Post
    This is what I'm talking about. I think we're already there. Think Sarah Palin but sluttier and better foreign policy.
    As I recall there is a Sarah Palin lookalike porn star.
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    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. No need to make it a superhighway.
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    The only way I see Trump as likely to affect any real change would be through martial law, and that has zero chances of success without strong buy-in by the JCS at the very minimum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Found one...

    http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthr...ght=Belle+Knox

    I almost forgot about her.
    Well Jenna Haze endorsed Ron Paul 2012.

    http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthr...tar-Jenna-Haze
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    "I am so %^&*^ sick of this cult of Ron Paul. The Paulites. What is with these %^&*^ people? Why are there so many of them?" YouTube rant by "TheAmazingAtheist"

    "We as a country have lost faith and confidence in freedom." -- Ron Paul

    "It can be a challenge to follow the pronouncements of President Trump, as he often seems to change his position on any number of items from week to week, or from day to day, or even from minute to minute." -- Ron Paul
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    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. No need to make it a superhighway.
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    The only way I see Trump as likely to affect any real change would be through martial law, and that has zero chances of success without strong buy-in by the JCS at the very minimum.
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    Okay. Serious reply in what I believe to be a tongue in cheek (no pun intended) thread. Yes those seem to be really fine upstanding ladies. I don't know if they stand a chance in the cesspool that has become U.S. presidential politics.

    Quote Originally Posted by invisible View Post
    How about someone with the more "wholesome" background of a wife and mother? We have at least a couple (and I know of others, but video isn't readily available) here in OK. The two examples I'll present here are both articulate and well-spoken, look good on camera and interview well, already have strong liberty-oriented beliefs, and are already political activists. There are plenty of female Ron Paul supporters out there that fit this description. For that matter, how many do we have right here on RPF?

    Kaye Beach:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F7r4Q35VhM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS-KL0OBgfE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZwEosZV1mw


    Brittany Hardy-Warrior:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFGibDY8YY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GGcZr-qw8w

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9kEHYO3Xhc
    9/11 Thermate experiments

    Winston Churchhill on why the U.S. should have stayed OUT of World War I

    "I am so %^&*^ sick of this cult of Ron Paul. The Paulites. What is with these %^&*^ people? Why are there so many of them?" YouTube rant by "TheAmazingAtheist"

    "We as a country have lost faith and confidence in freedom." -- Ron Paul

    "It can be a challenge to follow the pronouncements of President Trump, as he often seems to change his position on any number of items from week to week, or from day to day, or even from minute to minute." -- Ron Paul
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian4Liberty View Post
    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. No need to make it a superhighway.
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    The only way I see Trump as likely to affect any real change would be through martial law, and that has zero chances of success without strong buy-in by the JCS at the very minimum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard13mm View Post
    How about her? Mercedes Carrera. She is/was a porn star. She is attractive. She is a woman. She is puerto rican. She is autistic. She is libertarian. She is anti-politically correct. She is also very well spoken and intelligent.



    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWM...mmUvI5ZC0V2VsA
    Didn't know about the Green Beret being discharged for standing up against child rape in Afghanistan.

    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepa...-back-n2055822

    Great video.
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    Winston Churchhill on why the U.S. should have stayed OUT of World War I

    "I am so %^&*^ sick of this cult of Ron Paul. The Paulites. What is with these %^&*^ people? Why are there so many of them?" YouTube rant by "TheAmazingAtheist"

    "We as a country have lost faith and confidence in freedom." -- Ron Paul

    "It can be a challenge to follow the pronouncements of President Trump, as he often seems to change his position on any number of items from week to week, or from day to day, or even from minute to minute." -- Ron Paul
    Quote Originally Posted by Brian4Liberty View Post
    The road to hell is paved with good intentions. No need to make it a superhighway.
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    The only way I see Trump as likely to affect any real change would be through martial law, and that has zero chances of success without strong buy-in by the JCS at the very minimum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alucard13mm View Post
    How about her? Mercedes Carrera. She is/was a porn star. She is attractive. She is a woman. She is puerto rican. She is autistic. She is libertarian. She is anti-politically correct. She is also very well spoken and intelligent.



    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWM...mmUvI5ZC0V2VsA
    This is what I'm talking about, she's perfect. Put her in a blazer and let her rant at CPAC. Give her a Jesus conversion story and Iowa is ours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limequat View Post
    This is what I'm talking about, she's perfect. Put her in a blazer and let her rant at CPAC. Give her a Jesus conversion story and Iowa is ours.
    Her porn is not very good, just saying...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    That was quick.
    He's an expert. 5 minutes is all he needed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Her porn is not very good, just saying...
    lol cant have everything haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by limequat View Post
    This is what I'm talking about, she's perfect. Put her in a blazer and let her rant at CPAC. Give her a Jesus conversion story and Iowa is ours.
    Yes, but what about the female vote?

    Palin did great among people who wanted to bang her, poorly among the rest.

    So, how about we match this one up with an attractive fella, as VP.

    Vince Vaughn

    He's a libertarian, he's also pretty intelligent.

    Boom, White House won.
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    The girl declares herself a dude, Vince goes blackface, and we can run as the first interracial gay-married couple candidacy.

    Guaranteed win.
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    Ted Cruz apparently already grabbed up this option. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryDonegan View Post
    Ted Cruz apparently already grabbed up this option. lol
    He's reading the forum for tips.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    He's reading the forum for tips.
    Well, since Rand Paul is no longer available for him to crib from....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    He's reading the forum for tips.
    Nobody tell him how good it will be for his chances if he walks around on all fours, naked, with an eggplant shoved up his butt.
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    Good Lord, we still in 2016 !! FOCUS !!!
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    A porn star, for President?

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