Ok, I think I'm on to something here. The last few presidencies haven't had the actual intelligence of the operation as president. The brains come in as the cabinet and advisors. Think George W Bush and Karl Rove.
Running a Paul for president is like running the valedictorian for homecoming king. The job needs to be split up. We need a homecoming king. Rather, a homecoming queen...
Step 1: Find a pornstar...
A pornstar will be beautiful, good on camera, and used to doing compromising things for money.
Step 2: Link up the pornstar with the Koch network. They got money to buy elections, but they're choosing old pale faced dudes. Put that money behind a pretty face, and people will listen. They might even touch themselves while listening.
Step 3: Get the pornstar speaking gigs where ever the $#@! there' s a camera. Gun rights. Individual liberty. Cleavage. Jesus. 'Murica. Sex.
Step 4: Victory
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