BUSY PRACTICING LIFESKILLS

[Suzanimal]

LIFE SKILL FOR TODAY, DESIGNATED DRIVING. MR ANIMAL PLAYS GOLF WITH A GROUP OF OLD MEN EVERY THURSDAY MORNING AND THIS WEEK OUR LOCAL WATERING HOLE IS HOSTING A GOLF TOURNEY AT THEIR REGULAR COURSE. INSTEAD OF MISSING THEIR GAME, THEY SIGNED UP FOR THE TOURNEY. SINCE THERE WILL BE A BEER CART, THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE HELD BACK BY HOW MUCH THEY CAN CARRY (THEY USUALLY WALK) SO MR ANIMAL SIGNED ME UP TO DRIVE THEM ALL TO AN FRO.

IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD BEING THE SOBER ONE.

[Suzanimal]

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT OF THIS DREAM MEANS ANYTHING...

I'M WORKING SECURITY ON A SHORT BUS AND THE SPECIAL KIDS KEEP TRYING TO JUMP OUT THE BACKDOOR. BY THE END OF THE BUS RIDE, I'M DONE AND JUST IGNORE THEM. ANYWAY, I LOST A COUPLE OF SPECIAL KIDS AND GOT FIRED. I FELT BAD WHEN I WOKE UP.

[oyarde]

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT OF THIS DREAM MEANS ANYTHING...

I'M WORKING SECURITY ON A SHORT BUS AND THE SPECIAL KIDS KEEP TRYING TO JUMP OUT THE BACKDOOR. BY THE END OF THE BUS RIDE, I'M DONE AND JUST IGNORE THEM. ANYWAY, I LOST A COUPLE OF SPECIAL KIDS AND GOT FIRED. I FELT BAD WHEN I WOKE UP.

NEVER BE SAD , JUST BE GLAD YOU WOKE UP BEFORE IT GOT WORSE.

[heavenlyboy34]

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT OF THIS DREAM MEANS ANYTHING...

I'M WORKING SECURITY ON A SHORT BUS AND THE SPECIAL KIDS KEEP TRYING TO JUMP OUT THE BACKDOOR. BY THE END OF THE BUS RIDE, I'M DONE AND JUST IGNORE THEM. ANYWAY, I LOST A COUPLE OF SPECIAL KIDS AND GOT FIRED. I FELT BAD WHEN I WOKE UP.

DID YOU GET YELLED AT WHEN YOU WERE FIRED?

[Suzanimal]

DID YOU GET YELLED AT WHEN YOU WERE FIRED?

YES, IT WAS AWFUL. I HAD ON A BULLETPROOF VEST AND A BADGE AND HE MADE ME GIVE THEM BACK WHEN HE FIRED ME. I DON'T THINK I HAD A WEAPON, THOUGH. HE WAS SHOCKED I JUST LET THEM JUMP OUT THE EMERGENCY DOOR OF THE BUS EVEN THOUGH I EXPLAINED HOW ANNOYED I WAS BUT HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME JUST THE MISSING (PRESUMED DEAD) SPECIAL KIDS.

[oyarde]

IT APPEARS SANTAS ELVES BECAME PREVALENT IN LITERATURE IN THE 1870'S ..... SO , WHO MADE THE DANG WOODEN TOYS BEFORE THAT ? AND HOW WILL DANKE EVER GET ANYTHING IF HE HAS TO BE GOOD ? IF CLINTON IS ELECTED WILL SHE REDISTRIBUTE THE GIFTS ENSURING EVEN THE BAD GET THEM ??

[oyarde]

YES, IT WAS AWFUL. I HAD ON A BULLETPROOF VEST AND A BADGE AND HE MADE ME GIVE THEM BACK WHEN HE FIRED ME. I DON'T THINK I HAD A WEAPON, THOUGH. HE WAS SHOCKED I JUST LET THEM JUMP OUT THE EMERGENCY DOOR OF THE BUS EVEN THOUGH I EXPLAINED HOW ANNOYED I WAS BUT HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME JUST THE MISSING (PRESUMED DEAD) SPECIAL KIDS.

NEXT TIME KEEP THE VEST.

[oyarde]

YES, IT WAS AWFUL. I HAD ON A BULLETPROOF VEST AND A BADGE AND HE MADE ME GIVE THEM BACK WHEN HE FIRED ME. I DON'T THINK I HAD A WEAPON, THOUGH. HE WAS SHOCKED I JUST LET THEM JUMP OUT THE EMERGENCY DOOR OF THE BUS EVEN THOUGH I EXPLAINED HOW ANNOYED I WAS BUT HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME JUST THE MISSING (PRESUMED DEAD) SPECIAL KIDS.

NEXT TIME KEEP THE VEST.

[Danke]

IT APPEARS SANTAS ELVES BECAME PREVALENT IN LITERATURE IN THE 1870'S ..... SO , WHO MADE THE DANG WOODEN TOYS BEFORE THAT ??

SLAVES AND INJUNS, UP NORTH THEY SOMETIMES CALL THEM ESKIMOS.

[oyarde]

SLAVES AND INJUNS.

THE INJUNS UP THERE MADE TOYS ? I HAD A TOY TOMAHAWK ,BUT IT WAS REAL.

[Suzanimal]

NEXT TIME KEEP THE VEST.

I SHOULD. I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF HAVING A BULLETPROOF VEST.


SO I'M SLEEPING AND MY HOUSE PHONE STARTS RINGING AT 3:20 AM. I JUMP UP AND ANSWER IT BECAUSE I'M SURE IT'S AN EMERGENCY AT THAT TIME IN THE MORNING. TURNS OUT IT'S MR ANIMAL. HE DROVE MY VAN TO WORK BECAUSE HE ORGANIZES A GOLF TOURNAMENT FOR OUT CHURCH (WHICH IS MONDAY) AND THE BEER AND LIQUOR PEOPLE DONATE ALL THE BEER, LIQUOR, AND A TON OF COOL PRIZES AND HE NEEDED TO GET ALL THAT STUFF HOME. ANYWAY, MY VAN HAS A BIT OF A PERSONALITY WHEN IT COMES TO THE ALARM AND MR ANIMAL IS FULLY AWARE OF THIS. BEFORE HE LEAVES, I TELL HIM TO TAKE MY KEYS BECAUSE THE KEY FOB WORKS ON THEM. WELL, HE DIDN'T. HE SCOFFED AT ME. FAST FORWARD 11 HOURS AND HE SETS OFF THE ALARM AT WORK AND DOESN'T HAVE THE KEY FOB SO THE FUEL SHUTS OFF AND HE'S STRANDED. DUMB $#@! CALLS ME AT 3:30 AM TO RESCUE HIM. WHILE HE'S GIVING ME HIS SOB STORY HE'S TRYING TO BE ALL SWEET SO I'M NOT MAD. ANYWAY, I DRIVE 35 MILES EACH WAY TO RESCUE HIM. WHEN WE GOT HOME, I TOLD HIM TO REMEMBER HOW NICE I WAS ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S NOT NICE TO ME WHEN I SCREW UP. NOW, HE'S WORRIED ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE, LOL. NOTHING....YET.

I REALLY WASN'T A BITCH ABOUT RESCUING HIM BECAUSE I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN ONE DAY. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S SUCH A CRY BABY ABOUT TAKING MY KEYS, I HAVE A COOL SPARKLY PINK S KEY RING.

[oyarde]

I SHOULD. I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF HAVING A BULLETPROOF VEST.


SO I'M SLEEPING AND MY HOUSE PHONE STARTS RINGING AT 3:20 AM. I JUMP UP AND ANSWER IT BECAUSE I'M SURE IT'S AN EMERGENCY AT THAT TIME IN THE MORNING. TURNS OUT IT'S MR ANIMAL. HE DROVE MY VAN TO WORK BECAUSE HE ORGANIZES A GOLF TOURNAMENT FOR OUT CHURCH (WHICH IS MONDAY) AND THE BEER AND LIQUOR PEOPLE DONATE ALL THE BEER, LIQUOR, AND A TON OF COOL PRIZES AND HE NEEDED TO GET ALL THAT STUFF HOME. ANYWAY, MY VAN HAS A BIT OF A PERSONALITY WHEN IT COMES TO THE ALARM AND MR ANIMAL IS FULLY AWARE OF THIS. BEFORE HE LEAVES, I TELL HIM TO TAKE MY KEYS BECAUSE THE KEY FOB WORKS ON THEM. WELL, HE DIDN'T. HE SCOFFED AT ME. FAST FORWARD 11 HOURS AND HE SETS OFF THE ALARM AT WORK AND DOESN'T HAVE THE KEY FOB SO THE FUEL SHUTS OFF AND HE'S STRANDED. DUMB $#@! CALLS ME AT 3:30 AM TO RESCUE HIM. WHILE HE'S GIVING ME HIS SOB STORY HE'S TRYING TO BE ALL SWEET SO I'M NOT MAD. ANYWAY, I DRIVE 35 MILES EACH WAY TO RESCUE HIM. WHEN WE GOT HOME, I TOLD HIM TO REMEMBER HOW NICE I WAS ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE'S NOT NICE TO ME WHEN I SCREW UP. NOW, HE'S WORRIED ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE, LOL. NOTHING....YET.

I REALLY WASN'T A BITCH ABOUT RESCUING HIM BECAUSE I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN ONE DAY. I DON'T KNOW WHY HE'S SUCH A CRY BABY ABOUT TAKING MY KEYS, I HAVE A COOL SPARKLY PINK S KEY RING.

I WOULD HAVE TAKEN THE COOL SPARKLY PINK KEY RING.

[oyarde]

I AM SCREWING OFF TODAY , MY MOST PRODUCTIVE MOMENT WAS EATING A DONUT .

[TheTexan]

YES, IT WAS AWFUL. I HAD ON A BULLETPROOF VEST AND A BADGE AND HE MADE ME GIVE THEM BACK WHEN HE FIRED ME. I DON'T THINK I HAD A WEAPON, THOUGH. HE WAS SHOCKED I JUST LET THEM JUMP OUT THE EMERGENCY DOOR OF THE BUS EVEN THOUGH I EXPLAINED HOW ANNOYED I WAS BUT HE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT ME JUST THE MISSING (PRESUMED DEAD) SPECIAL KIDS.

SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WEAR THE BADGE

[Suzanimal]

I'VE BEEN WORKING MUH ASS OFF TODAY. MY PARTY'S TOMORROW AFTERNOON AND I'VE BEEN BUSY COOKING AND CLEANING. I'M DETERMINED NOT TO WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE LIKE I USUALLY DO.

[The Gold Standard]

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I DISLIKE READING ALL CAPS. I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE IGNORED THIS THREAD FOR YEARS BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS IN ALL CAPS. I FINALLY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE AND REGRET IT.

[heavenlyboy34]

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I DISLIKE READING ALL CAPS. I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE IGNORED THIS THREAD FOR YEARS BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS IN ALL CAPS. I FINALLY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE AND REGRET IT.

TOO LATE NOW. ONCE YOU ENTER THIS THREAD, YOU'RE HOOKED FOREVAR AND EVARRRR.

[TheTexan]

TODAY LIFESKUILL IS BLOODY MIMOSA

[Suzanimal]

DONE WORKING FOR THE DAY. TIME FOR WINE. YAY!

[oyarde]

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I DISLIKE READING ALL CAPS. I'M PRETTY SURE I'VE IGNORED THIS THREAD FOR YEARS BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS IN ALL CAPS. I FINALLY TOOK A LOOK INSIDE AND REGRET IT.

I REALLY DO NOT CARE FOR ALL CAPS AS WELL.

[heavenlyboy34]

TODAY LIFESKUILL IS BLOODY MIMOSA

WHAT IS A "LIFESKUILL"?

[Danke]

I'VE BEEN WORKING MUH ASS OFF TODAY. MY PARTY'S TOMORROW AFTERNOON AND I'VE BEEN BUSY COOKING AND CLEANING. I'M DETERMINED NOT TO WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE LIKE I USUALLY DO.

OH, YOU WATCHING THE VIKINGS.

[Danke]

WHAT IS A "LIFESKUILL"?

NOT BEING A TYPO NAZI ON AN INTERNET FORUM.

[heavenlyboy34]

NOT BEING A TYPO NAZI ON AN INTERNET FORUM.

~HUGZ~

[Suzanimal]

I'M $#@!FACED. I HAVE TO SOBER UP BECAUSE MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IS TOMORROW RO SHOULD I JUST KEEP DRINKING? DON'T WORRY THERE'S STILL A FEW SHOPPING SAYS LEFT, MY REAL BIRTHDAY ISN'T UNTIL THE 29TH - SAME DAY AS LUDWIG VON MISES.

[specsaregood]

I DRANK A FAIR AMOUNT OF BOURBON THEN DECIDED TO CHANGE AN ANNOYING ASS DIMMER SWITCH THAT HARDLY WORKED WITH A NEW FANCY ONE THAT HAS BOTH A DIMMER AND AN ON/OFF TOGGLE. ITS LATE, SO I DID THE WORK BY CANDLELIGHT. THE HOUSE DIDN'T BURN DOWN AND I DIDN'T GET SHOCKED SO I MUST HAVE DONE A GOOD JOB. IT SHOULD SURPRISE DW WHEN SHE GETS BACK IN THE MORNING.

[Danke]

I'M $#@!FACED. I HAVE TO SOBER UP BECAUSE MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IS TOMORROW RO SHOULD I JUST KEEP DRINKING? DON'T WORRY THERE'S STILL A FEW SHOPPING SAYS LEFT, MY REAL BIRTHDAY ISN'T UNTIL THE 29TH - SAME DAY AS LUDWIG VON MISES.

Voice recognition doesn't work so well after a few drinks.

[Suzanimal]

Voice recognition doesn't work so well after a few drinks.

September 29 is the 272nd day of the year (273rd in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 93 days remaining until the end of the year. This date is slightly more likely to fall on a Tuesday, Thursday or Saturday (58 in 400 years each) than on Sunday or Monday (57), and slightly less likely to occur on a Wednesday or Friday (56).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_29

[Suzanimal]

IT'S ON THIRSDAY THIS YEAR.

[specsaregood]

IT'S ON THIRSDAY THIS YEAR.

CLEARLY MY INVITATION GOT LOST IN THE MAIL. DAMN GOVT EMPLOYEES!