YEAH, THEY HAD NO PEACE PIPE NOR PEYOTE ON THEM. THEY SMELLED OF ALCOHOL, TYPICAL OF DRUNK INJUNS IN THIS AREA.Originally Posted by oyarde
Last edited by Danke; 06-19-2016 at 08:06 PM.
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How many many fishing poles you have and is the line on them fairly new ? You keep these in the shed ?
Do you think I would divulge what I own to you? You probably have relatives in my area.
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Well , seems a shame I just bought two new ones and you are not using yours , you could have offered to lend them to me .......
That is the way you people think.
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LIFE SKILL: GYM
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE GYM ON A REGULAR BASIS SO MR ANIMAL CONVINCED ME GET UP (5:30AM!!!)AND GO WITH HIM THIS MORNING. I DON'T LIKE GOING IN THE MORNING. TOO MANY BODY BUILDER TYPES. ONE MAN WAS A WEIRDO. I WIPE OFF THE EQUIPMENT AFTER I USE IT BUT THIS MAN WENT AND WIPED IT OFF AGAIN. DID HE THINK I WASN'T A GOOD WIPER OR WAS ESPECIALLY NASTY?ALSO, THIS SUPER FIT BIMBO GOT ON THE ELLIPTICAL NEXT TO ME AND STARTED RACING ME!
ON A POSITIVE NOTE, I MOVED UP TO 30 LBS ON THE PEC FLY.
Today I picked up a load of white marble rock for the weed bed Mrs O calls her flower bed, she asked me for it, I dunno what happened to the last white rock that was in there. When the youngest niece was small I told her those rocks fell outta Mrs O's head. She believed it.
DID YOU TELL THE BIMBO IF SHE WANTS A MAN TO SHOP AT RPF'S , WHERE ELSE CAN SHE FIND 900 SINGLE GUYS ?LIFE SKILL: GYM
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE GYM ON A REGULAR BASIS SO MR ANIMAL CONVINCED ME GET UP (5:30AM!!!)AND GO WITH HIM THIS MORNING. I DON'T LIKE GOING IN THE MORNING. TOO MANY BODY BUILDER TYPES. ONE MAN WAS A WEIRDO. I WIPE OFF THE EQUIPMENT AFTER I USE IT BUT THIS MAN WENT AND WIPED IT OFF AGAIN. DID HE THINK I WASN'T A GOOD WIPER OR WAS ESPECIALLY NASTY?
YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO RACE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. JUST PLAN OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO BEFOREHAND AND DO IT. BODYBUILDERS TEND TO FAVOUR 3X5 AND 5X5 PROGRAMS, BUT IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR GOAL IS. GLAD YOU GOT A NEW PEC FLY PR.LIFE SKILL: GYM
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE GYM ON A REGULAR BASIS SO MR ANIMAL CONVINCED ME GET UP (5:30AM!!!)AND GO WITH HIM THIS MORNING. I DON'T LIKE GOING IN THE MORNING. TOO MANY BODY BUILDER TYPES. ONE MAN WAS A WEIRDO. I WIPE OFF THE EQUIPMENT AFTER I USE IT BUT THIS MAN WENT AND WIPED IT OFF AGAIN. DID HE THINK I WASN'T A GOOD WIPER OR WAS ESPECIALLY NASTY?WAS IT A DUMBELL FLY OR THAT SILLY SEATED FLY MACHINE? IMHO, FREEWEIGHT FLYES ARE BETTER FOR STRENGTH.
ELLIPTICAL RACING BIMBOS ARE BAD NEWS. I WOULD HAVE TO SEND HER TO DANKE FOR REHABILITATION BEFORE I WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE RELEASING HER INTO THE GP.
IT WAS THE SILLY SEATED FLY MACHINE.YOU SHOULDN'T TRY TO RACE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. JUST PLAN OUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO BEFOREHAND AND DO IT. BODYBUILDERS TEND TO FAVOUR 3X5 AND 5X5 PROGRAMS, BUT IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR GOAL IS. GLAD YOU GOT A NEW PEC FLY PR.
Well in case I go to a Vikings game I could use an inventory list of the shed and the hanger . If I need to borrow anything I will leave you something in return , of course.
How would you be able to find the place, Sioux trails? you don't even use GPS.
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I am a skilled tracker , I do not need GPS, that is for city boys.
Lincoln hung most of the remaining Santee Sioux in Dec 1862 in Minnesota . They had been starving anyway on a Res. , that is of course what happens if you trust the govt.
If you plan on coming here, Don't say you weren't warned.
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The Great Oyarde never surrenders .
LIFE SKILL: DECIDING WHO I'M GOING TO SUPPORT FOR PRESIDENT, WATER SEALING MY DECK, GOING TO THE GYM, AND RUNNING ERRANDS.
YESTERDAY, MY BROTHER SENT ME A BUMPER STICKER IN THE MAIL AND IT'S A CANDIDATE I HAVEN'T HEARD SPOKEN OF IN YEARS. PAT PAULSEN! VERMIN SUPREME, CTHULHU, AND SMOD WERE AT THE TOP OF MY LIST BUT I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT PAT PAULSEN. I MAY HAVE TO GO WITH HIM SINCE I ALREADY HAVE THE BUMPER STICKER.
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE MY KIDS WATER SEAL THE DECK FOR WEEKS BUT I KEPT INVITING PEOPLE OVER. TODAY, I GOT THEIR LAZY ASSES OUT OF BED AND GOT THEM CRACK-A-LACKIN' ON IT. I WAS GOING TO JUST SUPERVISE BUT DECIDED TO PAINT THE RAILS TO MAKE IT MOVE FASTER. I'VE GOT $#@! TO DO TODAY.
I'M TRYING TO GO TO THE GYM THREE DAYS A WEEK. I'M ON A MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, FRIDAY SCHEDULE BUT I THINK I MAY CALL PAINTING ON ALL THIS WATER SEALER TODAY'S WORKOUT.
I'M OUT OF OF FOOD BUT, MOST IMPORTANTLY, I'M OUT OF FRANIZA AND HALF-N-HALF. I PLAN ON GOING TO KOHLS (I NEED TO EXCHANGE SOME SEERSUCKER PANTS FOR MR ANIMAL. HE LIKES SEERSUCKER BUT I THINK IT LOOKS GAY. o_O), SAMS CLUB, AND THE POOL STORE. I GOT A HOLE IN MY GIANT RUBBER DUCKY PLAYING DUCK ATTACK (I NEED A NEW ONE) AND I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHY MY WATER IS CLOUDY. I THINK IT'S FROM ALL THE RAIN BECAUSE MY CHLORINATOR IS ABOUT HALF FULL AND I'VE BEEN GOOD ABOUT SHOCKING IT AND KEEPING IT VACUUMED. I ALSO NEED SOME MORE CHLORINE TABS. I LEFT MY BUCKET OUT IN THE RAIN AND IT GOT FULL OF WATER. I ALMOST PASSED OUT WHEN I OPENED THE DAMN THING.
Pat Paulsen is dead.
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I KNOW.
THE DECK IS WATER SEALED, WE RAN A MILE-ISH, AND I PLAN ON GETTING MY WATER WEIGHTS (I HAVE OLD LADY WATER WEIGHTS) IN THE POOL LATER - I'M CALLING THAT A "GYM DAY'. I TOOK A QUICK SHOWER, SUCKED DOWN A BUNCH OF WATER, AND RAN MY ERRANDS. I BOUGHT SOME BUD SELECT 55 (55 CALORIE BEER - NOW I CAN DRINK TWICE AS MUCH
NO TRIVIA TONIGHT, THE OLD MAN WHO DOES IT HAD SOME HEALTH PROBLEMS.I ENDED UP TALKING TO A GUY I'VE CHATTED WITH BEFORE BUT I DON'T THINK HE REMEMBERED ME OR HE DID AND WAS PRETENDING HE DIDN'T.
HE'S A STRANGE FELLOW. I THINK HE'S AN INTJ. HE WAS TRYING TO DO LOOK BUSY ON HIS PHONE BUT I FORCED HIM TO COVERSATE - MR ANIMAL HATES THAT WORD SO I USE IT WHENEVER I CAN.
LIFE SKILL FOR TODAY: KEEPING MY PERM DRY
MY HAIR IS STICK STRAIGHT AND I'M ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE LEFT WHO STILL GETS PERMS.
IF THAT DIDN'T EARN YOU A SPANKING THEN IT'S NOT YOU WHO'S GETTING OLD.......LIFE SKILL FOR TODAY: KEEPING MY PERM DRY
MY HAIR IS STICK STRAIGHT AND I'M ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE LEFT WHO STILL GETS PERMS.
LOL, THEY WERE GIANT WHITE COTTON ONE'S, TOO.
I'M SURE AN UNHAPPY SUZANIMALVAG MAKES FOR A VERY UNHAPPY ANIMALHOUSE. :EEK:LOL, THEY WERE GIANT WHITE COTTON ONE'S, TOO.
BUT THE REAL ISSUE IS WHAT KIND OF MARKET CAN SUPPORT AN FM RADIO WHOSE MODEL IS TO EARN MONEY FROM THOSE WHO ACCIDENTALLY DON'T CHANGE THE STATION WHEN A COMMERCIAL COMES ON
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THIS CHIK-FIL-A SCANDAL JOKE
I am pretty sure this happens every day all over america .
I WENT TO A BABY SHOWER THAT ENDED UP BEING A DRUNKEN POOL PARTY AND WE LISTENED TO FM RADIO. I HEARD THE SONG BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER, I DON'T THINK I'VE HEARD THAT IN YEARS. PLUS, I GOT CAUGHT CHANGING OUT OF MY SWIM SUIT IN MY FRIEND'S DRIVEWAY. THAT WASN'T EVEN THE WEIRDEST THING THAT HAPPENED. FOR SOME REASON, EVERYONE STARTED TAKING THEIR BRA'S OFF AT THE SHOWER - EXCEPT THE MOM TO BE AND MY NIECE BECAUSE THEY HAVE GIANT TITS. SO THERE'S THIS POOR GIRL UNWRAPPING HER GIFTS WITH A STACK OF BRAS ON THE TABLE NEXT TO HER. OH, MY FRIEND'S HUSBAND TOLD ME I HAD DRUNK HAIR. o_O
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