MY LIFESKILL FOR YESTERDAY WAS DRIVING AND SHOPPING.
I PICKED UP MAMA AND IT TOOK ME OVER 2 HOURS TO GET TO HER HOUSE. THE ONLY BAD TRAFFIC I HIT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING ROADWORK (I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE ANY ROAD WORKERS, JUST CLOSED LANES FOR NO REASON) AND THEY HAD THE SPEED LIMIT AT 35 AND COPS SITTING ABOUT A MILE APART HITTING PEOPLE WITH RADAR GUNS. THIRTY FIVE $#@!ING MILES AN HOUR!!! I SWEAR THROUGH THIS 15 MILE STRETCH THERE IS NOTHING. NO BUSINESSES, NO HOMES, NOTHING AND THE SPEED LIMIT IS 35?!!!
AFTER WE FINALLY GOT THERE WE HAD A BANNER TIME AT THE OUTLET. MAMA GOT 2 NEW JEANS SHE WANTED (EIGHTY'S ZIPPER ANKLE PANTS) AT WHBM AND A FEW NEW THINGS AT LOFT. I FOUND A SWEATER AT LOFT I WANTED IN THE SPRING BUT IT WAS 60.00 AND YESTERDAY, IT WAS 17.99 WITH AN EXTRA 40% OFF. PLUS, I SCORED A PAIR OF SWEET SHADES. I ALSO SAW A BULL KIDS RIDE AND JUMPED ON IT. I HAD MOM TAKE MY PIC BUT IT SUCKED BECAUSE SHE TOOK SO LONG TO TAKE IT AND WHEN SHE FINALLY DID, I WAS BITCHING ABOUT HER TAKING SO LONG AND LOST MY FUNNY POSE. I CONVINCED HER TO GET ON IT AND I TOOK HER PIC AND TEXTED IT TO A FEW PEOPLE. SHE TOLD ME I COULD IF I ALSO TEXTED MY PIC, I TOLD HER I TEXTED BOTH OF THEM BUT I DIDN'T. I ONLY TEXTED HERS. THAT WHAT SHE GETS FOR NOT MAKING ME HER FAVORITE CHILD AND FOR TAKING TOO LONG.
I WENT HOME A DIFFERENT WAY BECAUSE I HAD TO RUN BY THE LEGO STORE TO DO MY WONDER WOMAN ADULT BUILD. SHE'S AWESOME BUT HARD. I ALSO GOT THE WORKER WHO HELPED ME DO THE BUILD TO FEEL UP THE MINIFIG PACKS AND FIND ME A ROCKET BOY. MY SON WAS SAYING HE COULD DO IT BUT LAST TIME HE TRIED WE ENDED UP CORN MAN. HE'S COOL BUT I WAS GOING FOR THE ROCKET BOY.
OH, AND ON THE WAY FROM MY MOM'S TO THE LEGO STORE, THERE WAS ONE PATCH OF TRAFFIC THAT WAS REALLY BAD. I NOTICED EVERYONE WAS GETTING IN THE LEFT LANE AND THOUGHT MAYBE THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT OR A LANE CLOSURE. WHEN I SAW WHAT IT WAS, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. THERE WAS A FANCY NEW BMW SUV DRIVING ON A FLAT TIRE WITH IT'S HAZARD LIGHTS ON IN THE RIGHT LANE. NOT JUST TO GET OUT OF THE ROAD, EITHER. WE WERE IN FRONT OF A SHOPPING AREA AND THERE WERE TONS OF PLACES TO PULL OFF THE ROAD. THIS GUY WAS JUST DRIVING ALONG ON HIS RIM. O_o I SAW HIM GO AT LEAST A 1/2 MILE ON THAT RIM BEFORE HE TURNED ON ANOTHER STREET AND I COULDN'T SEE HIM ANYMORE. I RECKON THAT'S GOING TO BE AN EXPENSIVE FLAT TIRE.
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