IF MR ANIMAL IS WORKING, SOMEONE CALL ONE OF HER NEIGHBORS TO CHECK ON HER.Originally Posted by Suzanimal
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IT'S OPEN HOUSE.I SEND OUT A FB NOTIFICATION TO STOP BY ANYTIME AFTER 1 PM.
AND HAD TO BORROW A BOX FROM MY ELDERLY NEIGHBOR. SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT ME HOOKED ON IT.
DON'T WORRY, I;M NOT DRIVING. MR ANIMAL TOOK MY BEEMER AND MY MINIVAN IS FULL OF BEER AND PRIZES. I THINK I MAY KEEP THE KETI COOLER AND THE ROLLING STONES GUITAR SINCE MR ANIMAL TOLD ME I'M ONLY GETTING THE BEEMER FRO MY BIRTHDAY. I DIDN'T ASK FOR IT - I'VE BARELY DRIVEN IT. I THINK MR A WANTED FOR HIMSELF.
95 IS PERFECT; NOT TOO HOT THAT YOU SWEAT, BUT WARM ENOUGH THAT NOBODY WILL KNOW THAT YOU JUST PEED IN IT. I'LL BE THERE.
LIFESKILL, NEVER SWIM IN A POOL WITH SPECS.
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I THINK SO. IT'S IN THE HIGH 8-'S LOW 90'S AND I THING 95 IS PERFECT. MR ANIMAL SAYS IT'S TOO HOT BUT HE USED TO SWIM IN LAKE ONTERIRO ($#@! IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN).
I WOULD KEEP THE YETI AND THE STONES GUITAR.
tHEY'RE PRIZES FOR A CHARITY GOLF TOURNEMENT. dO YOU THINK i WILL GO TO HELL FOR THIS? mR aNIMAL SAYS THAT'S WHY YOU;RE GOING TO HELL TO ME A LOT. i DON;T WANT TO BE IN HELL BY MYSELF IF EVERYONE ELSE IS GOING TO HEAVEN.
tHE FIRST TIME HE TOLD ME i WAS HELLBOUD IS WHEN i EXPLAINED TO MY KIDS WHY fORT yARGO IS THE UGLY BEACH- THAT'S WHAT i CALL IT. sORRY BUT IT'S TRUE, THINK pow IN BIKINIS.
I DO NOT THINK YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR THE COOLER , GUITAR OR BEACH.tHEY'RE PRIZES FOR A CHARITY GOLF TOURNEMENT. dO YOU THINK i WILL GO TO HELL FOR THIS? mR aNIMAL SAYS THAT'S WHY YOU;RE GOING TO HELL TO ME A LOT. i DON;T WANT TO BE IN HELL BY MYSELF IF EVERYONE ELSE IS GOING TO HEAVEN.
tHE FIRST TIME HE TOLD ME i WAS HELLBOUD IS WHEN i EXPLAINED TO MY KIDS WHY fORT yARGO IS THE UGLY BEACH- THAT'S WHAT i CALL IT. sORRY BUT IT'S TRUE, THINK pow IN BIKINIS.
I DO NOT THINK YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR THE COOLER , GUITAR OR BEACH.tHEY'RE PRIZES FOR A CHARITY GOLF TOURNEMENT. dO YOU THINK i WILL GO TO HELL FOR THIS? mR aNIMAL SAYS THAT'S WHY YOU;RE GOING TO HELL TO ME A LOT. i DON;T WANT TO BE IN HELL BY MYSELF IF EVERYONE ELSE IS GOING TO HEAVEN.
tHE FIRST TIME HE TOLD ME i WAS HELLBOUD IS WHEN i EXPLAINED TO MY KIDS WHY fORT yARGO IS THE UGLY BEACH- THAT'S WHAT i CALL IT. sORRY BUT IT'S TRUE, THINK pow IN BIKINIS.
tHANKS, IT'S BEEN BUGGING ME BUT THAT IS A NICE YETI AND THE CAPTAIN MORGANS COOLER I STOLE FROM THE CHARITY A FEW BACK IS BROKEN.
IF HE GETS CRAPPY ABOUT IT JUST GIVE 'EM THE BROKEN ONE BACK.
i WOULD BUT i;M STORING POOL TOWELS IN IT ON THE PATIO. mAYBE i WILL JUST WITHHOLD SEX UNTIL HE GETS OVER IT - OR i MIGHT TAKE UP GOLF. mR aNIMAL IS TRYING TO GET ME TO JOIN THE tHURSDAY MORING GOLF GROUP. hE SAYS HE'S GOING TO TRAIN ME TO BE HIS RINGER IN TOURNEMNTS. hE SAYS HE THINKS i WOULD BE GOOD WITH A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE BECAUSE i'M ALREADY A GOOD PUTTER BUT i NEED TO QUIT HITTING THE GOLF BALL LIKE A SOFTBALL WHEN i'M DRIVING. wHATEVER....AS LONG AS i GET THE COOLER AND GUITAR WITHOUT GETTING THE GOING TO HELL LECTURE....AGAIN.
dO TORTILLA CHIPS ABSORB EXCESS WINE?
oR SHOULD i GO WITH SUNFLOWER SEEDS?
YES BUT I DO NOT THINK THEY WILL HELP YOUR PREDICAMENT.
"I am a bird"
i'VE GOT A BAG OF TORTILLA CHIPS AND ONE CUP OF WINE LEFT. i THINK i CAN DO THIS.
oR NOT, I JUST ATE A CHIP OFF THE FRONT OF MY SHIRT AND THEY'RE A LITTLE DRY WOUTHOUT A DIP.
FRANZIA DIP ?i'VE GOT A BAG OF TORTILLA CHIPS AND ONE CUP OF WINE LEFT. i THINK i CAN DO THIS.
oR NOT, I JUST ATE A CHIP OFF THE FRONT OF MY SHIRT AND THEY'RE A LITTLE DRY WOUTHOUT A DIP.
"I am a bird"
nOT fRANZIA. rIGHT NOW, IT'S kATHERINE gOLDSCHMIDT. i DUNNO WHERE IT CAME FROM. pROBABLY SOME $#@! mR aNIMAL COULDN'T SELL AT THE BAR.
tORTILLAS WERE TOO DRY. i READ nc'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER POST AND WANT A PBJ BUT I REALIZED i DON'T ANY p, b, OR j SO i DECIDED TO EAT THE REST OF MY CHIA PUDDING AND REALIZED MY KID'S ARE RIGHT, IT DOES SUCK SO i STUCK IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE. mAYBE mR aNIMAL WILL GET DESPERATE AND EAT IT. i FOUND MY MOM'S CIGARETTES AND TOOK UP SMOKING AND THEN i THINK i'M GOING TO CRASH ON THE SOFA.
SHE IS STILL CONSCIOUS?
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i NFOUND A CADY BAR FROM ALDIS i BOUGHT MY KID LAST WEEK. i ATE IT. i'M A PIG WHEN i'VE HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH. i DROPPED A PIECE ON THE FLOOR (i'M ON MY BACK PORCH) AND ATE IT ANYWAY. i'M FAIRLY CERTAIN IT SAT THERE LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS, TOO. MY DOGE MAY HAVE LICKED IT (hE'S HANGIN' WITH ME TONIGHT) BUT i DON'T EVEN CARE.
GIRLS DO NOT WEAR SHIRTS. YOU SHOULD TAKE IT OFF IMMEDIATY.i'VE GOT A BAG OF TORTILLA CHIPS AND ONE CUP OF WINE LEFT. i THINK i CAN DO THIS.
oR NOT, I JUST ATE A CHIP OFF THE FRONT OF MY SHIRT AND THEY'RE A LITTLE DRY WOUTHOUT A DIP.
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Albert Einstein
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aLDI'S CHOCOLATE IS NOT SLAVE CHOCOLATE.
tOO CHILLY
The blind freaking near dead dog that regularly likes his ass...mods, do something.
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hE NOT DAD YET!!!
bIT THEY ARE GOOD.
dOES SALSA GO BAD? bECAUSE i TASTED SOME WITH THOSE CHIPS EARLIER AND IT WAS GROSS. i SPIT IT BACK IN THE BOWEL BUT i FEEL BETTER SINCE i ATE THE CANDY BAR.
Well, if the salsa comes from a bowel, I'm pretty sure it's bad.
"I am a bird"
I thought that you Dutch/ European (same difference) dudes were into that $#@!.
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The Income Tax Is An Excise, And Excise Taxes Are Privilege Taxes
The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
Except as to the rule of appointment, the United States have an indefinite discretion to make requisitions for men and money; but they have no authority to raise either by regulations extending to the individual citizens of America.
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