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    Happy World Patriarchy Day

    Milo launched it, in honor of his birthday.

    As one of life’s givers, I’m always looking for new ways to selflessly contribute to the sum total of human happiness.

    Today is my birthday. Don’t ask how old; I’ll only lie. I am announcing today that I am to have no more birthdays in the future. From now on, October 18 (in case you’re a loser and you’re reading this a day late because you don’t have Milo Alert!) will be officially recognised as World Patriarchy Day.
    For at least one day out of 365, their preposterous, feverish conspiracy theories will actually be true. Here are my suggestions.

    Have a penis.

    Shoot something.

    Flirt with every female member of retail staff you encounter. They tell you they hate it, but they’d die without it.

    Cat-call at least five women.

    Say no to new shoes.


    Play video games.

    Tell a woman why she’s wrong (but be sure to hold the door open for her as she leaves).

    Walk around topless, even in the freezing cold (no, especially in the freezing cold).

    Buy a truck.

    Vote Republican.

    Leave the seat up.

    Don’t call her back.

    Impregnate something.


    Drink beer.

    If you have a girlfriend or a spouse, leave a sandwich knife, a spread, and a loaf of bread in plain sight in the kitchen. Let her work the rest out...
    LOL More suggestions at the link.

    I wished my DH a happy one, and made some chorizo and egg breakfast burritos while he watched Sturgill on the teevee, but I would do that anytime he wants!
    Last edited by Lucille; 10-18-2015 at 12:38 PM.
    Based on the idea of natural rights, government secures those rights to the individual by strictly negative intervention, making justice costless and easy of access; and beyond that it does not go. The State, on the other hand, both in its genesis and by its primary intention, is purely anti-social. It is not based on the idea of natural rights, but on the idea that the individual has no rights except those that the State may provisionally grant him. It has always made justice costly and difficult of access, and has invariably held itself above justice and common morality whenever it could advantage itself by so doing.
    --Albert J. Nock

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    I think I am as male as any of the guys here,, and that is unappealing.
    Liberty is lost through complacency and a subservient mindset. When we accept or even welcome automobile checkpoints, random searches, mandatory identification cards, and paramilitary police in our streets, we have lost a vital part of our American heritage. America was born of protest, revolution, and mistrust of government. Subservient societies neither maintain nor deserve freedom for long.
    Ron Paul 2004

    Registered Ron Paul supporter # 2202
    It's all about Freedom

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    Last edited by timosman; 10-18-2015 at 10:40 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    This intellectually stimulating conversation is the reason I keep coming here.

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    I am glad I am so untrendy so as to not be affected by these idiots winds of pop culture.

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