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    Man who calls police to say he’s ‘too high’ found in pile of Doritos

    http://myfox8.com/2015/10/08/man-who...le-of-doritos/

    Quote Originally Posted by FOX8, Ohio
    AUSTINTOWN, Ohio -- An Ohio man made a strange, and not-so-wise call to police last Friday to tell them that he was "too high" on marijuana.

    Police arrived at the 22-year-old man's home at approximately 5:20 p.m, according to WJW.

    There, they found him on the floor "in a fetal position," surrounded by, "a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."

    According to a police report, the man told the officer that he couldn't feel his hands because he smoked too much weed.
    911 call at link.



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    Huh.. well that was dumb. He should have just gone to bed.
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
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    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    Lol some people just can't handle it..
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    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

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    Well $#@!, if this don't inspire me. I'm sitting here on this beautiful afternoon wondering what to do. It's been a good long while since I've been "too high" and today seems like a good day. Huzzah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Root View Post
    Well $#@!, if this don't inspire me. I'm sitting here on this beautiful afternoon wondering what to do. It's been a good long while since I've been "too high" and today seems like a good day. Huzzah!
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    And there folks, you see how that stuff can ruin your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    And there folks, you see how that stuff can ruin your life.
    Calling the police?
    "He's talkin' to his gut like it's a person!!" -me
    "dumpster diving isn't professional." - angelatc
    "You don't need a medical degree to spot obvious bullshit, that's actually a separate skill." -Scott Adams
    "When you are divided, and angry, and controlled, you target those 'different' from you, not those responsible [controllers]" -Q

    "Each of us must choose which course of action we should take: education, conventional political action, or even peaceful civil disobedience to bring about necessary changes. But let it not be said that we did nothing." - Ron Paul

    "Paul said "the wave of the future" is a coalition of anti-authoritarian progressive Democrats and libertarian Republicans in Congress opposed to domestic surveillance, opposed to starting new wars and in favor of ending the so-called War on Drugs."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    I'm with Chapelle.
    There are no crimes against people.
    There are only crimes against the state.
    And the state will never, ever choose to hold accountable its agents, because a thing can not commit a crime against itself.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dannno View Post
    Calling the police?
    Yeah. They often put people through all kinds of expensive hell for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    Yeah. They often put people through all kinds of expensive hell for that.
    Yes but the lesson learned is well worth the price. This man's life could have been saved. Imagine if he kept using that drug. Maybe he would have overdosed or even worse died!

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    This sounds like a scene out of a comedy movie.

    Life imitates art.
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    We Must Dissent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schifference View Post
    Yes but the lesson learned is well worth the price. This man's life could have been saved. Imagine if he kept using that drug. Maybe he would have overdosed or even worse died!
    Then they could say, he did it to himself.

    But of course they can't let people harm themselves, they have to do it preemptively because that's the job of law enforcement. They should just put that on the sides of their cars.... 'We hurt them before they can hurt themselves.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    And there folks, you see how that stuff can ruin your life.
    And the life of everyone else. Dipshits abound and their personal experience becomes food for fodder by those that are square.

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    Another violent drug criminal arrested & off the streets.
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    Too High?
    Liberty is lost through complacency and a subservient mindset. When we accept or even welcome automobile checkpoints, random searches, mandatory identification cards, and paramilitary police in our streets, we have lost a vital part of our American heritage. America was born of protest, revolution, and mistrust of government. Subservient societies neither maintain nor deserve freedom for long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pcosmar View Post
    Too High?
    Fell asleep. Passed out. On his arms. Circulation was cut off and hands felt asleep. Couldn't "feel" his hands. Obviously had to use his toes to call 911.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bxm042 View Post
    Another violent drug criminal arrested & off the streets.
    #DoritosLivesMatter

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    LMAO@ thread.
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    Police arrived at the 22-year-old man's home at approximately 5:20 p.m, according to WJW.Police arrived at the 22-year-old man's home at approximately 5:20 p.m, according to WJW.


    Maybe he shoulda called at 4:20

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    911 dispatch should have told him to drink a few beers, watch a good flick and chill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Root View Post
    Well $#@!, if this don't inspire me. I'm sitting here on this beautiful afternoon wondering what to do. It's been a good long while since I've been "too high" and today seems like a good day. Huzzah!
    Damn. I tried, I tried really hard but I failed.

    I'm sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Root View Post
    Damn. I tried, I tried really hard but I failed.

    I'm sorry
    Pick yourself up by the bootstraps and try again!


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    I got stoned and beat on a truck bed floor,, till it was very nearly straight.

    Damn lazy hippie
    Liberty is lost through complacency and a subservient mindset. When we accept or even welcome automobile checkpoints, random searches, mandatory identification cards, and paramilitary police in our streets, we have lost a vital part of our American heritage. America was born of protest, revolution, and mistrust of government. Subservient societies neither maintain nor deserve freedom for long.
    Ron Paul 2004

    Registered Ron Paul supporter # 2202
    It's all about Freedom

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    In other news...

    There's a marijuana initiative is on the ballot in Ohio.

    Relevant? You decide.
    "And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat

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  29. #25
    Since Danke won't ask I might as well...were they gay Doritos hanging out with the sailor cookies? Cause Pepperidge Farm remembers. Everything.



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