El Chapo Is Reportedly Offering $100 Million for the Capture of Donald Trump "Dead or Alive"

[Danke]

http://news.yahoo.com/donald-trumps-...205905543.html

With the temperature outside slowly but surely dipping into winter levels, that annoying little tradition otherwise known as hindsight starts to rear its unabashedly annoying head. 2015, though we still have a little less than three months to completely upend this assessment, has given us the rise (or, in the case of these two gentlemen, the rebirth) of many a legend of pop culture, though two titans of headlines snatching reign bafflingly supreme: Donald Trump, that guy you kind of recognize from that one reality show you could never really bring yourself to watch, is still running for president. El Chapo, that guy whose life is so undeniably similar to the plot of the greatest AMC series you've never seen, is still running from those not keen on his most recent prison escape.

Combining these two highly tweetable figures, of course, results in some obvious fireworks. As previously reported, El Chapo and his family are not huge fans of Trump's laughably stupid statement on so-called immigration reform. Trump, for reasons entirely clear, has taken this disliking quite personally, even going so far as to reportedly enlist the service of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. However, such efforts apparently haven't deterred the increasingly threatening tactics of El Chapo

Yes, according to TeleSurTV, El Chapo has increased the bounty on Trump's hair hat to a less-than-paltry $100 million. "He was mad," a predictably unnamed source tells the publication. "He wants Donald Trump dead and will pay any amount of money to have Donald Trump’s head."

[DevilsAdvocate]

Never threaten a billionaire. Think about it, if a billionaire wants you dead, wtf are you going to do? You're DEAD!!! They'll never find your body.

[timosman]

Never threaten a billionaire. Think about it, if a billionaire wants you dead, wtf are you going to do? You're DEAD!!! They'll never find your body.

Unless you are a billionaire yourself which El Chapo clearly is.

[Indy Vidual]

That crazy LP Senate candidate might want to join the party and drink Trump's blood.

[Ronin Truth]

Trump Is Reportedly Offering $1 Billion for the Capture of El Chapo "Dead or Alive".

( Ok, I just made that one up. )

[69360]

That's going to temp somebody. You know damn well El Chapo has the resources to get the hitman into hiding and never get caught after the deed is done.

[kpitcher]

That's going to temp somebody. You know damn well El Chapo has the resources to get the hitman into hiding and never get caught after the deed is done.

I'm not sure what the black ops people are doing for funding since Iran Contra but an off book 100 mil may sound tempting

[r3volution 3.0]

Oh no?

How terrible?

*shrug*

In other news, Charlie Manson threatened to shiv Bernie Madoff next time they meet on the yard.

[juvanya]

What is his deal? This is so out of nowhere to make this threat.

[Cutlerzzz]

Sounds made up. There is no realiable source.