The most absurd codes in the entire ICD-10 set, with a little advice from Healthcare Dive on how to handle these cases should they come into your ER:
16. V97.33XD: Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter.
Sucked into a jet engine, survived, then sucked in again? First of all, that really, really sucks. Second of all, this patient is obviously Wolverine, and should be detained for imaging and posterity.
(Technically, this means "subsequent encounter with a physician" not "subsequent encounter with a jet engine," but that's less dramatic.)...
13. Y93.D: Activities involved arts and handcrafts.
Camp is a dangerous thing. Hot glue guns and knitting needles definitely wouldn't be allowed on a plane, yet we habitually allow 7-year-olds to play with them. This is a public health crisis that needs to be addressed.
11. Y92.146: Swimming-pool of prison as the place of occurrence of the external cause.
There is also a code for "day spa of prison as the place of occurrence."
8. W61.62XD: Struck by duck, subsequent encounter.
Maladies that rhyme should be given immediately priority in the ER. Ducks, like most water fowl, are mean-spirited animals and this case should be treated with the utmost urgency as it is likely to be a serious injury.
7. Z63.1: Problems in relationship with in-laws.
Who doesn't?
6. W220.2XD: Walked into lamppost, subsequent encounter.
No. No. People. You only get to do this once. ONCE. If a patient is going around whacking into lampposts regularly, there is a deeper problem here, and he should be referred to psych immediately.
5. Y93.D: V91.07XD: Burn due to water-skis on fire, subsequent encounter.
How does this happen? Are water skis even flammable?
4. W55.29XA: Other contact with cow, subsequent encounter.
"Other contact with cow." OTHER CONTACT WITH COW? There are codes for "bitten by cow" and "kicked by cow." What else is there?! What, precisely, is the contact with the cow that has necessitated a hospital visit?!
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