SORRY I DON'T TALK ABOUT POLITICS ANYMORE

[BUTSRSLY]

BUT IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOUR TOP 3 NEWS SOURCES I WILL TELL YOU WHAT CANDIDATES YOU SUPPORT

[RJB]

Ain't that the truth.

[Suzanimal]

NATIONAL ENQUIRER
THE PEOPLE'S DAILY
LOL CATS

WELCOME BACK, BUTSRSLY.

[acptulsa]

My top three news sources don't tell me what to do. Not that they don't try.

But yeah, unfortunately, I'm sure it works on at least eighty-five percent of Americans.

"Come on now, Henry. You know that nobody with any sense ever took any of my gags seriously."--Will Rogers

"They are taken seriously by nobody except half-wits; in other words, by approximately 85 percent of the voting population."--H.L. Mencken

Actually, that would be a fun Dice-type video. Kind of like back in the day, when barkers with the carnivals would guess your weight, and if they were too far off you won a prize. Tell the Great Karmac where you get your brainwashing and the Great Karmac will tell you who you intend to vote for.

[BUTSRSLY]

NATIONAL ENQUIRER
THE PEOPLE'S DAILY
LOL CATS

1. YOU DON'T TRUST ANY OF THEM BECAUSE CONSPIRACY BUT NOTHING SPECIFIC
2. THEREFORE YOU'LL VOTE FOR THE LATE SURGE
3. BUT YOU'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE AN INDEPENDENT
4. UNLESS ELVIS RUNS OF COURSE

[BUTSRSLY]

My top three news sources don't tell me what to do.

1. THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
2. DON'T LIE
3. NOBJTBV (NOONE BUT JESSE THE BODY VENTURA)

[acptulsa]

1. THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
2. DON'T LIE
3. NOBJTBV (NOONE BUT JESSE THE BODY VENTURA)

About whom I said...

Today a world class attention whore announced that another world class attention whore was getting more attention than he needed, and attempted to steal some of it for himself. The other attention whore did not complain.

And still nobody noticed that they're both socialists.

...and...?

Not a chance of him going gentle into that good night.

But I, too, am about ready for him to go loudly but just go.

Did anyone ever figure out how much the people of Minnesota paid for that 'entertainment'?

If you're going to be wrong, the least you could do is be funny.

[euphemia]

STILL YELLING, I SEE.

[Henry Rogue]

If I tell you my only news source is RPFs, will you tell me, that I will vote for Rand, Donald Trump and Christopher Kool-Aid Brown?

[timosman]

BUT IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOUR TOP 3 NEWS SOURCES I WILL TELL YOU WHAT CANDIDATES YOU SUPPORT

[acptulsa]

STILL YELLING, I SEE.

AND ABOUT POLITICS TOO--OR ARE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES NON-POLITICAL THESE DAYS?

I wonder if anyone would, in fact, be sorry if she really did stop talking about politics?

[GunnyFreedom]

BUT IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOUR TOP 3 NEWS SOURCES I WILL TELL YOU WHAT CANDIDATES YOU SUPPORT

LMAO okay, why not.

1) The Internet and associated concatenated RSS feeds from ~100 domains
2) My ears and eyeballs
3) The Holy Spirit

Oh, and if your caps lock key is broken, I can cut you a great deal on a new keyboard.

[acptulsa]

LMAO okay, why not.

1) The Internet and associated concatenated RSS feeds from ~100 domains
2) My ears and eyeballs
3) The Holy Spirit

Oh, and if your caps lock key is broken, I can cut you a great deal on a new keyboard.

Come on, now. The Great Karmac can't do this on faulty information. You know you still get tidbits of news from a few of your former colleagues in the state house.

[GunnyFreedom]

Come on, now. The Great Karmac can't do this on faulty information. You know you still get tidbits of news from a few of your former colleagues in the state house.

LOL Actually, there are 2 people there I still like, but I converse with them on average twice a year, and it's usually for asking to vote for or against or to support or oppose a certain bill. One of them recently asked me for help with talking points to oppose a really dumb policy. The amount of 'news' that travels that back channel is zero. Not that I thought you were being serious, but I figured I'd clarify anyway.

[Anti Federalist]

1 - Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy's twitter feed.

2 - Rune Stones

3 - The Voices in My Head.

[Ronin Truth]

Congrats, on your graduation to sanity.

[TheTexan]

BUT IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME YOUR TOP 3 NEWS SOURCES I WILL TELL YOU WHAT CANDIDATES YOU SUPPORT

1. fox news
2. tv guide
3. national geographic

[JK/SEA]

AL-JEEZERA
ALEX JONES
AARP FLYERS

haha...mines bigger than yours.

[Suzanimal]

1. YOU DON'T TRUST ANY OF THEM BECAUSE CONSPIRACY BUT NOTHING SPECIFIC
2. THEREFORE YOU'LL VOTE FOR THE LATE SURGE
3. BUT YOU'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE AN INDEPENDENT
4. UNLESS ELVIS RUNS OF COURSE

DAMN, YOU'RE GOOD.

[Carlybee]

Would you old people please stop typing in caps!

[acptulsa]

Would you old people please stop typing in caps!

But I like wearing a cap while I type. Besides, my head is the only hat rack I have.

[BUTSRSLY]

If I tell you my only news source is RPFs

2007: RON PAUL / SARAH PALIN OR JUDGE NAPOLITANO OR HE'S TERRIBLE ON IMMIGRATION, DEPENDING
2011: RON PAUL / JIM DEMINT OR GARY JOHNSON OR START A FARMER'S MARKET DEPENDING
2015: RAND PAUL OR HL MENCKEN OR TRUMP/rand DEPENDING + 'I FORGET WHO SAID THAT BUT IT WAS YAL OR SFL OR MAYBE ONE OF THE OTHER ONES'

[BUTSRSLY]

LMAO okay, why not.
1) The Internet and associated concatenated RSS feeds from ~100 domains
2) My ears and eyeballs
3) The Holy Spirit

1) WHOMEVER TALKS FASTEST
2) WHOMEVER IS TALLER
3) ALPHA'S

[William Tell]

2007: RON PAUL / SARAH PALIN OR JUDGE NAPOLITANO OR HE'S TERRIBLE ON IMMIGRATION, DEPENDING
2011: RON PAUL / JIM DEMINT OR GARY JOHNSON OR START A FARMER'S MARKET DEPENDING
2015: RAND PAUL OR HL MENCKEN OR TRUMP/rand DEPENDING + 'I FORGET WHO SAID THAT BUT IT WAS YAL OR SFL OR MAYBE ONE OF THE OTHER ONES'

LOL! +Rep, thread 5 starred.

[BUTSRSLY]

1 - Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy's twitter feed.

2 - Rune Stones

3 - The Voices in My Head.

YOU WOULD VOTE FOR 'NOONE' AND/OR JIM MORRISON AND YOUR WRITE-IN VOTES HAVE BEEN FIT TO LEAD

[GunnyFreedom]

1) WHOMEVER TALKS FASTEST
2) WHOMEVER IS TALLER
3) ALPHA'S

Nope, just Ron Paul and Rand Paul. Never had any interest in any unconstitutional dingbats.

[BUTSRSLY]

Congrats, on your graduation to sanity.

CARLY FIORINA

[William Tell]

Lets try this:

1 RonPaulForums

2 Infowars

3 DrudgeReport

[BUTSRSLY]

1. fox news
2. tv guide
3. national geographic

1) YOU 'KIND OF LIKE SCOTT WALKER'
2) YOU ARE HABITUALLY HOLDING YOUR NOSE JUST IN CASE
3) MARGARET MEAD

[BUTSRSLY]

AL-JEEZERA
ALEX JONES
AARP FLYERS

haha...mines bigger than yours.

RON PAUL

(THIS IS SOLELY BASED ON YOUR ABILITY TO PODCAST AND AARP SIMULTANEOUSLY)