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“Whatever it is, I'm against it.” -- Groucho Marx
“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.” -- Groucho Marx
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“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.” -- Groucho Marx
“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're finished.” -- Groucho Marx
“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.” -- Groucho Marx
“Do you mind if I don't smoke?” -- Groucho Marx
"Time wounds all heels.” -- Groucho Marx
Damn, I literally just came on to post that one.Originally Posted by Ronin Truth
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"Patriotism should come from loving thy neighbor, not from worshiping graven images" - Ironman77
"ideas have the potential of being more powerful than any army....The concept of personal sovereignty was pulled screaming from the ether into this reality by the force of men believing in a self evident truth, that men are meant to be free." - The Northbreather
"Trump is the security blanket of aggrieved white men aged 18-60." - Pinoy
Obviously a quote whose time HAD come.
“Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.” -- Groucho Marx
"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract." -- Groucho Marx
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"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home." -- Groucho Marx
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere.” ― Groucho Marx
“The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?” ― Groucho Marx
"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his chequebook open." -- Groucho Marx
"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference." -- Groucho Marx
This would be a better world for children if the parents had to eat the spinach.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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Chico, while playing the same thing over and over on the piano: 'I can't think of the ending.'
Groucho: 'Funny, I can't think of anything else.'
Margaret Dumonde, ad libbing as Chico and Harpo make asses of themselves at her character's fancy banquet: 'This is terrible. Can't you do something?'
Groucho: 'I don't have to. They're being funny.'
Marilyn Monroe: 'Some men are following me.'
Groucho: 'Really? I can't understand why...'
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'When she walked in, the room revolved.'
'I want to be buried on top of Marilyn Monroe.'
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