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    How To Make a Miracle (Whip) Safe

    Genius! No One will steal nasty ass Miracle Whip.




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    I love nasty ass Miracle Whip. It's much better than yucky mayonnaise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Genius! No One will steal nasty ass Miracle Whip.


    What else are you hiding from Mr. Animal?
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    Pfizer Macht Frei!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    What else are you hiding from Mr. Animal?
    .
    It wouldn't fit in the Miracle Whip safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    It wouldn't fit in the Miracle Whip safe.
    You could just transfer that tape to a flash drive.
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    Haha I thought thread title said, "How to make Miracle Whip Safe (to eat)", which would be an even more impressive feat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unconsious767 View Post
    Haha I thought thread title said, "How to make Miracle Whip Safe (to eat)", which would be an even more impressive feat.
    That would be impressive, indeed.

    The great thing about a Miracle Whip safe is no one would take it - except for Ronin but I think he's pretty harmless.

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    The worst part about "Miracle" Whip--going to a picnic, getting a dollop of what looks like decent potato salad, then taking a bit and realizing it's made with that disgusting crap--then you have to try to hide your gagging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    It wouldn't fit in the Miracle Whip safe.
    Something tells me a Pringles can would do the trick.

    (just gotta keep the kids away! )
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