Grownups Pay Big Bucks to Attend NYC 'Adult Preschool'

[Brian4Liberty]

Grownups Pay Big Bucks to Attend NYC 'Adult Preschool'
By GENEVIEVE SHAW BROWN - Mar 17, 2015

Getting in touch with your inner child has never been so expensive.

The Brooklyn-based Preschool Mastermind, as it's called, is a preschool-type experience for adults. No, really. And according to its founder, there's show-and-tell, arts-and-crafts such as finger paint, games (think musical chairs) and even naps.
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Adult preschool -- not unlike New York City's preschool's for children, doesn't come cheap. Payment for the class is on a sliding scale ranging from $333 to $999. Joni said that "preschool is all about choice. I want them [the students] to feel good about the choice they're making."
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More: http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/grow...ry?id=29701836

[Brian4Liberty]

Hillary Clinton wants everyone to attend:

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/showthr...-for-Adults%92

[juleswin]

The sex and the drinks they offer during recess must be out of this world. Am I right?

[Danke]

Are there any instructor openings?

[Dr.3D]

Wow, reading so many stores like this one, in such a short time, makes my brain hurt.

I mean, 'adult' camps and 'adult' preschool.... goes by so fast, you begin to expect another sudden burst of silliness any time now.

[Anti Federalist]

Are there any instructor openings?

[Danke]

We will have to open a wing for HB.

[heavenlyboy34]

We will have to open a wing for HB.

Only if you, AF, and eduardo are there with me.

[phill4paul]

'Adult preschool' charges hipsters to take naps, play with glitter glue

Do you ever feel like you didn’t make the most of your time as a 4-year-old? Like you failed to appreciate how awesome life was when “gift shopping” meant bringing home a macaroni necklace? Like you’d give anything to see nap time on your schedule again?

Your inner child is in luck — but only if your outer adult can afford to enrol in “adult preschool,” which is an actual thing now. No jokes.

Based in Brooklyn, N.Y., Preschool Mastermind is a one-month long program that purports to help grown-ups over the age of 18 “re-learn the basics and experience the magic of life as it was originally intended.”

For between $333 and $999, participants can expect to spend time in class playing games, doing arts and crafts, participating in show-and-tell sessions, going on field trips and completing playsheets, among other activities.

They’ll also have nap time.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/adul...glue-1.3007745

[brushfire]

Idiots... They should just have children if they want to relive childhood.

I remember my uncle had hung out with a wild girl some decades ago. He called her the "dominatrix". Apparently she had dated someone who liked to be treated like a baby and have his diaper changed.

In the end, I guess you're only as sick as the secrets you keep.

[donnay]

Government already treats us like we are four years old--isn't that good enough for these people?

[Origanalist]

[CaptUSA]

Capitalism is great, isn't it?!

No matter how stupid people become, there will always be someone around the figure out how to make them give their money away.

You titled this thread, "..no hope", but all I see is awesomeness!

[phill4paul]

Capitalism is great, isn't it?!

No matter how stupid people become, there will always be someone around the figure out how to make them give their money away.

You titled this thread, "..no hope", but all I see is awesomeness!

And these kind people would vote for a government that would make it a mandatory regulation paid for by their employers. I'm gonna stick with "no hope."

[CaptUSA]

And these kind people would vote for a government that would make it a mandatory regulation paid for by their employers. I'm gonna stick with "no hope."

All depends on which people in the equation you choose to focus on, I guess.

[William Tell]

[Anti Federalist]

From the comments:

KevinOnze

Apparently, it's the apocalypse. And this is how they tell us!

No, but seriously: adult pre-school? When I was a young buck, we didn't have adult pre-school--we had LSD. Those were the days.... Now people fingerpaint. Sheesh!

[AuH20]

Maybe we do need to bring back the dinosaurs and make things........... interesting.

[specsaregood]

Idiots... They should just have children if they want to relive childhood.

but that requires responsibility. but otherwise spot on. I spent the weekend acting like a 4yr old myself.

[juleswin]

Capitalism is great, isn't it?!

No matter how stupid people become, there will always be someone around the figure out how to make them give their money away.

You titled this thread, "..no hope", but all I see is awesomeness!

I think this is just a different form of guilty pleasure or even stress relief. Some people would waste days in their lives binging on hulu, playing video games or eating ice cream/pigging out while doing both. Some other people like to relive the time of their lives when life was very innocent and stress free. I have to say that I wouldn't mind spending some of my hard earned money in adult daycare if it helped me unwind from a hard days work.

Also there is something a bit kinky about it.

[Danke]

Bump for AF.

[Origanalist]

I can see myself in a schoolboy outfit snuggling up in between them. How much do they charge just for nap time?

[timosman]

Cuddle party ?

[brushfire]

^ Closet swingers... Its a gateway! Next thing you know they'll be on to bestiality... He'll stand up, we'll all stand up, it'll be anarchy!

[tod evans]

I can see myself in a schoolboy outfit snuggling up in between them. How much do they charge just for nap time?

[Origanalist]

[William Tell]

I can see myself in a schoolboy outfit snuggling up in between them. How much do they charge just for nap time?

I like the one with the crown.

[Origanalist]

I like the one with the crown.

Skinny girls with weird haircuts need snuggles too.

[William Tell]

Skinny girls with weird haircuts need snuggles too.

I am not a charity. But if that's the condition, fine.

[Dr.3D]

They're probably lesbians anyway.

Sort of goes along the lines of "sour grapes."