are gun lovers allowed to post here?

[gun lover]

i must confess; i love guns! now when i say 'love' i mean that erotically... i LOVE guns. the first time i seen one, i immediately got those butterflies in my stomach; my face started to flush, my hands got all sweaty, i was, well, flustered.

you know that feeling one gets when they meet a person they're attracted to? yep! that is what i felt when i first seen a gun.

when i first received one as a gift and held it in my hand, something strange happened. i felt something that i shouldn't have felt, something "below the equator", that weird tingling feeling in a region no man ever wants to feel unless it involves a hot woman. yes! it actually moved. i was...i was aroused! wtf is happening? my brain was racing trying to make sense of this bizarre occurrence. was this just a coincidence? was it just my imagination? what is going on here?

after i composed myself, i took my new toy to the shooting range to test it out. as i was loading the chamber, i started blushing again; my heart was beating out my chest, and i was in a state of arousal again. eventually i was able to calm myself down and focus my attention on the target. as i fired off the first shot, it was orgasmic. the holding, cocking, and loading was mere foreplay. i kept firing and firing and firing until i ran out of bullets...it was pure sex! that is when i realized that i'm a gun lover, a lover of guns. humans just don't do it for me.

so given the info i provided, are gun nuts like me allowed to participate here?

thank you, the gun lover.

[Danke]

Fake, for one thing, you didn't even specify the model of the "gun."

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

Eh, pretty lame trolling. I don't think anybody is going to top transsexual TSLexi and her photos for a long while.

[gun lover]

Fake, for one thing, you didn't even specify the model of the "gun."

Pfft why would a gun nut like me try to mock my fellow gun lovers?

I prefer assualt rifles...theyre the supermodels of the gun world.

[brushfire]

Assault rifles? Those ones with the shoulder thing that goes up? Too scary for me.

[TheTexan]

Assault rifles? Those ones with the shoulder thing that goes up? Too scary for me.

Agreed. I always like to point out, that black/scary guns account for the vast, vast majority of gun deaths. The cute guns like this one are rarely, if ever used in crimes:



If you don't believe me... just look it up for yourself.

[Dr.3D]

A firearm is a tool, I wonder if any carpenters get erections while using a hammer.

[gun lover]

Whats this girly crap?

I'm talking rambo and die hard here people.

How can you not be turned on by such testosterone filled environments? Warzones are erotic.

Guns are after all a euphemism for the penis. Thats why us manly men love to fire them.

[navy-vet]

Whats this girly crap?

I'm talking rambo and die hard here people.

How can you not be turned on by such testosterone filled environments? Warzones are erotic.

Guns are after all a euphemism for the penis. Thats why us manly men love to fire them.

Rifles don't assault.

[gun lover]

i guess noone wants to play catty high school cheerleader with me

Have you been declawed, or just bored?Granted it was kinda lame.

Ps: i was attacking all you manly mens uber manliness. *zip*

[Natural Citizen]

It's a good thing we have that see something, say something thing now. Weirdo guests...

[Suzanimal]

i guess noone wants to play catty high school cheerleader with me

Have you been declawed, or just bored?Granted it was kinda lame.

Ps: i was attacking all you manly mens uber manliness. *zip*

pessimist?

[Natural Citizen]

pessimist?

Probably another one of eduardo's minions or something. You can usually tell by who responds to them or feeds them.

[specsaregood]

I'm talking rambo and die hard here people.

[Kotin]

Fun times in the guest forum.. And I'm glad to see danke was the first to reply on this one.. Quite fitting, indeed.

[Dr.3D]

Whats this girly crap?

I'm talking rambo and die hard here people.

How can you not be turned on by such testosterone filled environments? Warzones are erotic.

Guns are after all a euphemism for the penis. Thats why us manly men love to fire them.

You should hope some cop doesn't ejaculate on you with his pistol.

[gun lover]

dude i was just being facetious, you seem rather edgy.

let me explain...

guns = penis
real men like guns = real men like penis.

the whole thing was metaphorical and hinted at the homoerotism that is widespread in masculine cultures. i could have easily chosen a combat sport to mock but "gun nuts" seemed more appropiate because of all the euphemism and the content of this site.

i was just joking around. (and yes the whole thing was lame and boring, thanks for not participating).

[William Tell]

pessimist?

That was my first thought.

[phill4paul]

A firearm is a tool, I wonder if any carpenters get erections while using a hammer.

Surely I'm not the only one who has erected while using a hammer?

[William Tell]

Surely I'm not the only one who has erected while using a hammer?

[erowe1]

At first I thought the OP was gonna try to sell something. Now I don't get it. Is this about making fun of gun lovers?

[phill4paul]

Fun times in the guest forum.. And I'm glad to see danke was the first to reply on this one.. Quite fitting, indeed.

I vote Danke the official RPF ambassador of good will to the guest forums. I've always felt giving him a purpose would keep him out of trouble. Any seconds to this proposal?

[brushfire]

dude i was just being facetious, you seem rather edgy.

let me explain...

guns = penis
real men like guns = real men like penis.

the whole thing was metaphorical and hinted at the homoerotism that is widespread in masculine cultures. i could have easily chosen a combat sport to mock but "gun nuts" seemed more appropiate because of all the euphemism and the content of this site.

i was just joking around. (and yes the whole thing was lame and boring, thanks for not participating).

Oh wait... You were talking about winkies? Here I was all afraid. LOL - all that assault rifle talk had me frightened, but you were really talking innuendo.

[Dr.3D]

That was my first thought.

I'm pretty sure that's who we have here.

[gun lover]

if you're all implying you got my picture via my smart phone the only way that could have been achieved is thru illegal means. did you infect this site with malware? did you post a photo on this or that other site that that stealthy installed malware onto mobile devices?

i find this possible, but unlikely. I have checked my phone for malware and just did a ps via the command line and nothing seems out of the ordinary. i monitor everything.

i have done nothing illegal or anything to warrant such an invasion of privacy. i literally post on forums for fun. that is it. no motive other than fun. i can get carried away at times, but i never meant any harm. (admittely i crossed the line on some my insults).

i am also skeptical it actually me you have a photo or video of (i rarely use my phone to post), but i grant you it's possible.

[Dr.3D]

Silly crows, think they are smart but they are only fooling themselves.

[brushfire]

This topic was not a total waste. I'm really enjoying livetalks with Cleese and Idle. Youtube suggested it after I grabbed the last vid. It might not have caught this vid for months, had I not searched for the last vid to post in this ridiculous thread. Thanks gun lover.

[gun lover]

Silly crows, think they are smart but they are only fooling themselves.

No i dont think im smart. It just you guys apparently want me to think u have my picture. I think it is possible but im skeptical its actually me.

I have no idea what i did to cause such thing.

[Natural Citizen]

It just you guys apparently want me to think u have my picture. I think it is possible but im skeptical its actually me.

I have no idea what i did to cause such thing.

Do you like apples, gun lover?

[gun lover]

Do you like apples, gun lover?

Umm are you talking about the fruit? Yeah why?