It is a good rifle, and killt the bear that killt me. Anyway, I am dead.

[Anti Federalist]

Ummm, maybe it's just me...shouldn't he have been running, or looking for a weapon of some sort, or something, other than finger $#@!ing a sailfawn?



Hiker Takes Tragically Chilling Cellphone Photos of 300-Pound Black Bear Stalking Him

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014...-stalking-him/

A New Jersey hiker killed by a bear in September took a series of photos of the animal with his cellphone before the bear mauled him to death.

[PaulConventionWV]

I certainly wouldn't be standing around taking pictures. Maybe he just didn't think any harm would come to him. Either way, he wasn't a very smart guy.

[GunnyFreedom]

A New Jersey hiker.

[GunnyFreedom]

City folk. SMDH

[Anti Federalist]

Plus rep to the first person who posts where the quote in the OP's title came from.

No googling!

[specsaregood]

./

[Anti Federalist]

Hey now, I resemble that remark.

I hunted near there, years ago, Great and Bear swamp areas.

[brushfire]

Creepy. "Firearm ownership is a huge step backwards in social evolution". May I present - the cell phone.

Unfortunately, the cell phone just might leave you subject to natural evolution. RIP, "Jersey Hiker".

[Henry Rogue]

Creepy. "Firearm ownership is a huge step backwards in social evolution". May I present - the cell phone.

Unfortunately, the cell phone just might leave you subject to natural evolution. RIP, "Jersey Hiker".

He found out the hard way the rifle app he downloaded wasn't working.

[brushfire]

Plus rep to the first person who posts where the quote in the OP's title came from.

No googling!

No idea, but the title would probably be "No damn bear kills me and lives", had the hiker been General Forrest.

[Anti Federalist]

No idea, but the title would probably be "No damn bear kills me and lives", had the hiker been General Forrest.

I saw you in the thread and thought for sure you'd have it.

C'mon, nobody?

[brushfire]

I saw you in the thread and thought for sure you'd have it.

C'mon, nobody?

Cheated - I'm working on remedying the situation, but probably Friday night.

[Anti Federalist]

Cheated - I'm working on remedying the situation, but probably Friday night.

Let's see if anybody else comes up with it.

[phill4paul]

The videographer is an idiot. There are many apex killer, unlike cops, that don't give a $#@! if they are on camera.

[Natural Citizen]

Let's see if anybody else comes up with it.

It was in an old movie. The dead guy left it. I don't know what his name was, though.

[Occam's Banana]

Let's see if anybody else comes up with it.

I bet green73 knows. (I had to cheat and look it up. )

[oyarde]

[QUOTE=Anti Federalist;5713607]Ummm, maybe it's just me...shouldn't he have been running, or looking for a weapon of some sort, or something, other than finger $#@!ing a sailfawn?



Hiker Takes Tragically Chilling Cellphone Photos of 300-Pound Black Bear Stalking Him being of sound mind .. I do leave my rifle to whatever finds it .Lord hope it be a ..... anyway , I am dead ...

[Brian4Liberty]

The hikers turned around when the bear kept approaching, authorities said. But the bear caught up with them, eventually closing to within 15 feet, investigators said. When the bear reached that proximity, the group split up running in different directions, they later told police investigators.

Pure genius there. Best and brightest, I reckon.

[Brian4Liberty]

It was in an old movie. The dead guy left it. I don't know what his name was, though.

Yeah, seems more like fiction than reality. My first WAG would be from Jeremiah Johnson.

[Anti Federalist]

[Natural Citizen]

Yep. That's the one. Heh...

Some of those old movies are really good. Much different than what we see today.

[Occam's Banana]

The hikers turned around when the bear kept approaching, authorities said. But the bear caught up with them, eventually closing to within 15 feet, investigators said. When the bear reached that proximity, the group split up running in different directions, they later told police investigators.

Pure genius there. Best and brightest, I reckon.

Annnnnnnnnd thisgoeshere ...

Two men were walking through the woods when they saw a large bear about 15 feet or so away from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes, and started lacing them up as the bear began to approach them. The second man looked at the first, confused, and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes aren't going to help. You can't outrun that bear."

"I don't need to," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you ..."

[Anti Federalist]

Yep. That's the one. Heh...

Some of those old movies are really good. Much different than what we see today.

Based on a real man:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver-Eating_Johnson

[libertyjam]

JacK London?

edit, I purposely didn't look further reply's before guessing, somehow thought the quote was older then JJ.

[KCIndy]

Annnnnnnnnd thisgoeshere ...

Two men were walking through the woods when they saw a large bear about 15 feet or so away from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes, and started lacing them up as the bear began to approach them. The second man looked at the first, confused, and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes aren't going to help. You can't outrun that bear."

"I don't need to," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you ..."

Heh heh heh... I thought of that joke too, but you beat me to it!

[acptulsa]

Guns don't kill people.

Bears kill people who have no guns.

[KCIndy]

He found out the hard way the rifle app he downloaded wasn't working.

Yep. Amazing how many folks think a cell phone is going to keep them safe. I'm guessing it goes hand-in-hand with the way the public has been indoctrinated with the idea one should simply call the police when in danger. No need for those nasty guns.

[Brian4Liberty]

Annnnnnnnnd thisgoeshere ...

Two men were walking through the woods when they saw a large bear about 15 feet or so away from them. The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running shoes, and started lacing them up as the bear began to approach them. The second man looked at the first, confused, and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes aren't going to help. You can't outrun that bear."

"I don't need to," said the first man, "I just need to outrun you ..."

Lol.

But in reality, the person who runs looks more like prey, so let 'em run off...

[thoughtomator]

He killed me with a claw, Mal... how weird is that?

[Cleaner44]

A liberal would say that the dead guy didn't need a gun, he just needed to call 911.