I understand it can also make the person you are dancing with, look better.Originally Posted by Suzanimal
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They forgot fueling four-cycle gasoline engines. Or, at least, absorbing water from the gas tank.
Damn, you guys know a lot of unusual uses for vodka, I'm impressed.
Probably not. I guess it absorbs faster, can't imagine a much more embarrassing death than an ass-shot OD.
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Affirmative.
I am writing this cos I am disappointed enema use did not make your list
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I was waiting for someone to catch that.
Teh ladies of RPF's never, ever, fail to disappoint. Lol. I love you gals!
http://www.fiestafrog.com/using-vodk...-to-get-drunk/Using Vodka Soaked Tampons or a Nebulizer to Get Drunk | Weird Ways to Get Drunk
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Now on to the NEBULIZER METHOD,The nebulizer method is probably the cleanest way to get drunk and you do not throw up. You put the alcohol ( high proof) in a nebulizer and smoke it like a hookah. It goes directly into your blood stream via lungs. Sounds interesting? It is, cause it is probably the funnest thing. It feels like your smoking hookah , you are getting drunk and its probably the healthiest way to consume alcohol ( I don’t know if it is the healthiest way).The nebulizer method will give you a buzz and will eventually get you drunk. However, the nebulizer method is not as effective as the vodka tampon method. The vodka tampon method is probably the next best thing to shooting up the alcohol (do not do that!!!!).
Except for the enema (lie down on your stomach), I'll drink to all the rest of that.
Uhhh....I think I'll stick to the occasional vodka/cranberry.
Those who want liberty must organize as effectively as those who want tyranny. -- Iyad el Baghdadi
Cramberry? Huh?
Settle down there, phil. I use my tampons for their intended purpose--gunshot wounds and menstruation.
Those who want liberty must organize as effectively as those who want tyranny. -- Iyad el Baghdadi
Nosebleeds too. I've also used mine in underwater camera housings as a safety measure.
I will hold you to this someday, and will not hear any more nonsense about my foo-foo fairy drinks.I've never wanted halitosis so much in my life.
Also good as a glass cleaner and fruit wash....
I'm always careful when gargling.
Good one! I'll have to remember that because I get nosebleeds in the winter on occasion. Seems like it might be a bit awkward in public though.
Those who want liberty must organize as effectively as those who want tyranny. -- Iyad el Baghdadi
Bwahaha! Guilty as charged.But, I'd never order one by myself. If the ole lady get's one, which she prefers, I'll just say "Same as the lady is having." It put's the bartender at ease. Makes his job less complicated. It's an humanitarian effort. Honest.
Well, one you will eventually grow out of, the other.....
Careful with that - you can go into cardiac arrest. Too much alcohol, too fast, can ruin what would otherwise be a good time.
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And here I thought that the UVA med students were being inventive by slinging I.V. drip bags of vodka under their shirts was being inventive at the races.
Making your own Vanilla Extract didn't even get an honorable mention?? WTF?
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Yeah, but it's not as unusual as ass & tampon shots.
Go figure...
Vodka Leftovers Can Help Make Driving Safer by Removing Highway Snow
Cold-climate researchers at Washington State University (WSU) are using barley residue from vodka distilleries to develop environment-friendly deicers to combat highway snow.
Every winter season, the U.S. government spends $2.3 billion to remove highway snow and ice, but also another $5 billion to mitigate additional costs the process accrues. Most of the hundreds of tons of salt that is applied to American roads doesn’t degrade, and actually causes damage to the surface, vehicles and the environment.
“In 2013, the [Environmental Protection Agency] reported alarming levels of sodium and chloride in groundwater along the East Coast,” says Xianming Shi, associate professor in civil and environmental engineering in a press release from WSU. As a nation, “we are kind of salt addicted, like with petroleum, as it’s been so cheap and convenient for the last 50 years.”
Shi’s work is part of a U.S. Department of Transportation–funded collaboration between WSU, the University of Alaska Fairbanks and Montana State University.
Apart from developing deicers, the team is working on the technology of smart snowplows, which are equipped with sensors that collect data to help operators regulate the amount of salt they apply. They are also working on software and new types of concrete.
“Our ultimate goal is to apply the best amount of salt, sand or deicers at the right location at the right time,” Shi said.
Any advances would be welcome as road salt is in short supply in northern states, and prices have ballooned by 10% to 30% since last year.
http://time.com/3601722/vodka-road-salt-highway-snow/
Vodka and baths, my kind of beauty routine!
Vodka on Your Skin? Beauty Secrets From a Russian Skincare Expert
We used only homemade remedies from fruits and vegetables. The biggest element in Russian beauty is something called the banya, a steam bathhouse. It’s a way to beautify yourself, protect your immune system, make it stronger, and prepare yourself for winter.
The banyas have different rooms. First, you go to the hot room. When your pores open and you are hot and sweaty, you take a cold shower in another room and repeat the process. Then, you put yogurt on your face to make it smoother and add honey. You walk around naked! Or you can stay in your little corner and wait for the honey to penetrate. Women who are more conscious of weight or cellulite can also add coffee grounds to the body. Now when I go to Russia, I cannot leave without going to a banya.
The banyas are beautification mixed with a health element. Following those beauty treatments, you lie down and a specialist spanks and taps you (yes, really) all over your body with wet branches, which can be birch, eucalyptus, oak, maple, or birch. It makes your body all wet and hot and steamy. When the branches touch your skin, it has detoxifying properties.
If you want to lose weight, you can keep sweating. You also have to drink a special tea that is for losing weight and additional detoxifying. This removes water weight, and you repeat the process and then follow each round by rolling in the snow. Then sometimes, you take a shot of vodka (women often take tea). The cold closes the pores and helps with toning.
I’m not sure if vodka has any beauty benefits. It’s not something I personally believe in. I was surprised once by the spa manager of a hotel who was using my line, Russie Blanche. They explained they do a scrub and then afterward put vodka on the skin. I asked, “Why?” And they said because of Russians and vodka and blah, blah. But personally, why would you put alcohol on the skin? It would dry out your skin! Shots (not topical) are okay, though.
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https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/vodka-o...628927256.html
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