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Thread: Anti-Barbie goes on sale – complete with acne, cellulite and stretch marks

  1. #31
    the original barbie looks vapid and materialistic- no thanks.

    the new barbie looks like the nursing type who popped a couple ativan to cover up her bitchiness strolling along the beach.



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  3. #32
    Oh thank goodness. The scourge that "original barbi" has spread over the land.. Thank you for creating a chunky, bad complected, oprah armed, barbi. Perhaps now society will be freed to address lesser issues, like holding the government accountable for the senseless slaughter of school children in other countries.

    Someone was listening to our prayers! Thank you! Thank you! Bellllllch! What about "little people"? How could they be so calloused and insensitive? When are they going to come out with little barbi? A$$holes!

    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"





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  5. #33
    If only the Native Americans could have saved their children?


    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"



  6. #34
    Quote Originally Posted by brushfire View Post
    Oh thank goodness. The scourge that "original barbi" has spread over the land.. Thank you for creating a chunky, bad complected, oprah armed, barbi. Perhaps now society will be freed to address lesser issues, like holding the government accountable for the senseless slaughter of school children in other countries.

    Someone was listening to our prayers! Thank you! Thank you! Bellllllch! What about "little people"? How could they be so calloused and insensitive? When are they going to come out with little barbi? A$$holes!

    party crasher

  7. #35
    I seriously doubt anybody is here looking for any little Barbie a$$holes to be marketed.

  8. #36
    Ken won't be seen with her looking like that.
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  9. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by Danke View Post
    Ken won't be seen with her looking like that.
    ken isn't even hot. he is generic as hell and looks like he'd be boring in bed. no wonder barbie is a slut.
    Last edited by pessimist; 11-20-2014 at 08:51 PM. Reason: he also looks dumb!

  10. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by brushfire View Post
    If only the Native Americans could have saved their children?

    I think they're still working on it...

    Sioux Tribe: Passing Keystone Pipeline ‘An act of war"

    “We’re going to do everything within our powers to protect our homelands, our people...
    Looks like they're up against the same old enemies. Destructive and greedy white men who want to destroy their lands for their own way of life.
    Last edited by Natural Citizen; 11-20-2014 at 08:53 PM.

  11. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post

    party crasher
    LOL - held off for 32 posts. I really did try.

    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"



  12. #40
    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post
    ken isn't even hot. he is generic as hell and looks like he'd be boring in bed. no wonder barbie is a slut.
    do you really look at other guys and judge whether they would be boring in bed?



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  14. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Citizen View Post
    I think they're still working on it...

    Sioux Tribe: Passing Keystone Pipeline ‘An act of war"
    Yesr, I'd seen that earlier today! Thanks BTW for posting that earlier. Someone has to stand up for their property rights - better start now. They'll end up like the Bundy family.

    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"



  15. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by specsaregood View Post
    do you really look at other guys and judge whether they would be boring in bed?
    yes
    Last edited by pessimist; 11-20-2014 at 09:01 PM. Reason: removed the exclamation point

  16. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post
    yes
    What would you use as a benchmark to determine how different looking men perform?

  17. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    What would you use as a benchmark to determine how different looking men perform?
    their ability to detect playful sarcasm

    (it's in the eyes)

  18. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post
    their ability to detect playful sarcasm

    (it's in the eyes)
    So you could tell that from looking into Ken's eyes?

  19. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    So you could tell that from looking into Ken's eyes?

    yes..boring, dull, insipid, mechanical, unpassionate...dumb.

    it's all there if you know what to look for.

  20. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Looks like satch needs to work on her tires, I don't think they're suppose to turn like that.
    maybe its got the monster truck type steering. either way the new barbie is still rich dammit! ill just cut her brake lines.

  21. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post
    yes..boring, dull, insipid, mechanical, unpassionate...dumb.

    it's all there if you know what to look for.
    And you don't see that when you look into her eyes?

    Sounds like they were made for each other.



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  23. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post
    their ability to detect playful sarcasm

    (it's in the eyes)
    haha

  24. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Looks like satch needs to work on her tires, I don't think they're suppose to turn like that.
    Oh, yeah. Hm. I see. With a rear end like that someone is going to have to steer it.

  25. #51
    At least someone is addressing the important issues our society faces...

    No one seems to care about how boys' actions figures are just as way-out-of-proportion. We never seem to think it's hurting their self-image. Thank God for feminists, amirite? They really get to the heart of the matter. /s
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  26. #52
    Quote Originally Posted by PaulConventionWV View Post

    No one seems to care about how boys' actions figures are just as way-out-of-proportion.
    Boy's action figures seem about right.


  27. #53
    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Citizen View Post
    Boy's action figures seem about right.
    Yeah? Try this guys moves..


  28. #54
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Yeah? Try this guys moves..

    Ha. I remember him. I poked a hole in mine to see what made him stretch like that. Was going through my wtf?! stage.

  29. #55
    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Citizen View Post
    Ha. I remember him. I poked a hole in mine to see what made him stretch like that. Was going through my wtf?! stage.
    Ours busted in the bottom of my brother's closet and the gel dried up - my mom made him chisel it up off the floor.

  30. #56
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    Ours busted in the bottom of my brother's closet and the gel dried up - my mom made him chisel it up off the floor.
    My brother tied the stretch Hulk to a fence post and shot it with his .410. That was a hoot. Very little cleanup.

    I think that stuff was poinson . Don't remember.



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  32. #57
    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Citizen View Post
    Boy's action figures seem about right.

    His legs look too short for his body.

  33. #58
    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Citizen View Post
    Ha. I remember him. I poked a hole in mine to see what made him stretch like that. Was going through my wtf?! stage.
    Yea, most of the smart kids did that. Freak'n corn starch. I was that evil kid "Sid" from Toy story. If I was bored of my toys, I took them apart to see what made them work, and often times I made different toys from the remains.


    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"



  34. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    His legs look too short for his body.
    He doesn't have a bellybutton either.

  35. #60
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    His legs look too short for his body.
    Oh., that's because they took the picure from above. Supposedly there is a trick to that.

    I was watching some video where a girl was giving a tutorial on how to look skinny in profile pictures. Was interesting.

    Don't ask how I ended up on that video. Heck if I know. Probably a trail that started around here. Heh...


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