It would be a good disguise too. If I was ever trying to hide, I'd shave clean (I don't even remember what I looked like pre-beard) or grow a full beard.Originally Posted by satchelmcqueen
Hey, plus you ride a bike. That's original too and may provide for good mental torture. I mean, if you think about it, who the heck wants their serial killer to be chasing them around with a bike? You know? That's kind of $#@!ed up. Maybe put one of those bells on it for effect. Dun ta dun ta daaaaa da- Dun ta dun ta daaaaa da- Dun ta dun ta daaaaa da. Ding ding...I'm satchelmqueen...and I'm comin to getcha'...bwaaaaahaahaaaa...
Cutscene music...
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you post to the internet can and will be used to humiliate you.
There is no excuse. They can adopt one.
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you post to the internet can and will be used to humiliate you.
Can't take the itching. But keep a stash...
Haven't used a razor in years. I'm pretty sure the last time I used electric shears was in 2012 to attend a Ron Paul luncheon. I just trim with scissors about 3 times a year.
It's amazing that as a 33 year old married dude how many young females ask me, "How long have you been growing your beard?"
Add that type of question along with the usual "How tall are you?" that I get all the time and I could probably make one of those '10 hours walking in NY' videos with a different perspective of questioning from the other sex.
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I could grow a pretty big beard, but it would be blond and blond beards look like face-pubes. They're frickin gross.
No more IRS.
I am now old enough to vote.
Yes, they tickle their thighs.
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I'll work harder.
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The Federalist Papers, No. 15:
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Mine is more than half white now. I never got gray it just went to pure white. I guess at 42 I'm kind of young for a white beard but whatever I like it.
My DH grows one every winter. I love it.
I was looking for a Mencken meme and came across this. I'll just post a few of the ones that wowed me.
Definitive Proof That Beards Change Everything – 22 Pics
http://weknowmemes.com/2014/04/defin...thing-22-pics/
Better without.
Better with.
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My DH grows one every winter. I love it.
I was looking for a Mencken meme and came across this. I'll just post a few of the ones that wowed me.
Definitive Proof That Beards Change Everything – 22 Pics
http://weknowmemes.com/2014/04/defin...thing-22-pics/
Better without.
Better with.
Behold the Beard of Knowledge:
My DH grows one every winter. I love it.
I was looking for a Mencken meme and came across this. I'll just post a few of the ones that wowed me.
Definitive Proof That Beards Change Everything – 22 Pics
http://weknowmemes.com/2014/04/defin...thing-22-pics/
Better without.
Better with.
I didn't even realize the guy on the right was Tom Brady when I was watching Peaky Blinders the other night.
Pierce Brosnan's beard actually makes him look younger. That's one handsome dude.
Still a douche, a fact that no mere beard can hide.
How many Founders had beards?...thats my litmus.
Dont forget it ages you by at least by 5 extra years and older people tend to be seen as less healthy than young people. But my biggest problem with this post is Buzzfeed. I feel I was tricked into watching another one of their stupid, devoid of any useful information lists. It feels like someone just sucker punched me
Its the dye job (or maybe natural hair color) on the hair that makes him look younger in that pic. Since there's no date on either pic, it may actually be that the pic on the right was taken earlier than that of the left. I have yet to see anyone who looks younger with a full set of beard.
Pierce Brosnan's beard actually makes him look younger. That's one handsome dude.
Awww. Poor baby.Dont forget it ages you by at least by 5 extra years and older people tend to be seen as less healthy than young people. But my biggest problem with this post is Buzzfeed. I feel I was tricked into watching another one of their stupid, devoid of any useful information lists. It feels like someone just sucker punched me
sexy =/= younger
No. It doesn't. Metro-sexuals just like to say that because it is social conditioning and they can't grow one. A pine shrub is just that. A forest of fir on the other hand... What it does is make you seem like a mature (has nothing to do with age), rugged, out-of-doors, self sufficient, alpha male. Something AXE cologne has not been able to replicate.Dont forget it ages you by at least by 5 extra years and older people tend to be seen as less healthy than young people. But my biggest problem with this post is Buzzfeed. I feel I was tricked into watching another one of their stupid, devoid of any useful information lists. It feels like someone just sucker punched me
Metrosexual's out, Lumbersexual's in.
The Rise Of The 'Lumbersexual'
Yesterday’s urban male wore a slim-cut pair of pants, perhaps a button-down shirt with a narrow tie. He kept a clean shave, and generally looked tidy. His look was coined “metrosexual.”
Today, the metrosexual is a disappearing breed being quickly replaced by men more concerned with existing in the outdoors, or the pseudo-outdoors, than meticulous grooming habits.
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http://gearjunkie.com/the-rise-of-the-lumbersexual
Really hate to be nitpicky, but the people that made this set of pics did a good job of making the beardless version look goofy. What happened to the sweet tan he had on the left version? the manly pose of him sorta looking off camera into the distance? and for god's sake the most important of them all, the hair and the hairline is very different. What is this?sexy =/= younger
I am sorry but I am not convinced at all that having a beard will all of a sudden change your skin complexion, hair line or the way you pose for a photo.
It's ok if you can't grow one. There's always hormone therapy.
Hah, Phill was a "thing" before he even knew it.
What "look" is Duluth Trading Co. extra long "t"s and jeans and boots?
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