The dating scene: manly advice?

[pessimist]

On second thought, though, you do seem like a real basket case. No offense, but you're definitely not helping anything with your attitude.

YES! but I am not insane. My mom had me tested

[specsaregood]

Well, we spoke via text. I'm supposed call her later this evening. I have no idea how that is going to go.

What you should do is load up Visio or similar diagramming program and do a complete flowchart for the conversation. Fill it with a bunch of getting to know you questions, with possible answers and followup questions and so on.

[dannno]

What you should do is load up Visio or similar diagramming program and do a complete flowchart for the conversation. Fill it with a bunch of getting to know you questions, with possible answers and followup questions and so on.

Then email it to her.

[specsaregood]

Then email it to her.

What an excellent idea. Just make sure its very detailed and its obvious which answers he would prefer her to have. Start by finding out what the endpoint is. mating? marriage? kids?

This could be very therapeutic for our OP so he can sit down and figure out exactly what he wants in a relationship.

[Deborah K]

Well, we spoke via text. I'm supposed call her later this evening. I have no idea how that is going to go.

FFS, just ask her if she's wearing any underwear.

[invisible]

Well, we spoke via text. I'm supposed call her later this evening. I have no idea how that is going to go.

Remind her again of what a great time you had the other night, and that you really enjoyed her company. Then say "let's go out for drinks Friday night" - don't ask, make the suggestion with some conviction. While out for drinks, at the end of the evening, do the same thing again: "let's go back to my place and put on some Mentors albums, I've got a 6 pack of good beer in the fridge, and just bought a bottle of Jim Beam". When you part ways at the end of the night (or even better, hopefully the next morning after she has done the naked bacon thing), do it again: "let's go out Saturday, I'll get us tickets to the Mentors show" or "I'm going to an election returns party on Tuesday, I'd really like you to come with me". You need to be assertive if you want to get the girl, don't be wishy-washy about it.

[specsaregood]

Remind her again of what a great time you had the other night, and that you really enjoyed her company. Then say "let's go out for drinks Friday night" - don't ask, make the suggestion with some conviction. While out for drinks, at the end of the evening, do the same thing again: "let's go back to my place and put on some Mentors albums, I've got a 6 pack of good beer in the fridge, and just bought a bottle of Jim Beam". When you part ways at the end of the night (or even better, hopefully the next morning after she has done the naked bacon thing), do it again: "let's go out Saturday, I'll get us tickets to the Mentors show" or "I'm going to an election returns party on Tuesday, I'd really like you to come with me". You need to be assertive if you want to get the girl, don't be wishy-washy about it.

see all of that would work well in a flowchart diagram!

[PaulConventionWV]

LOL , hard to beat naked bacon when you are young .

What does being young have to do with it?

[dannno]

What does being young have to do with it?

I dunno, picture your grandma cooking bacon naked.

[PaulConventionWV]

Well, we spoke via text. I'm supposed call her later this evening. I have no idea how that is going to go.

What did I say? All you gotta do is get the gumption to ask for that second date, and that's often enough to get you laid. Worked for me!

[Acala]

Well, we spoke via text. I'm supposed call her later this evening. I have no idea how that is going to go.

Remember, you can always bail out by saying you are going under a bridge and then hanging up. Even if you are in your bedroom.

[PaulConventionWV]

I dunno, picture your grandma cooking bacon naked.

Oh, haha. I was thinking about the opposite side of that two-sided equation.

[dannno]

Oh, haha. I was thinking about the opposite side of that two-sided equation.

Whatever Works.

[pessimist]

What you should do is load up Visio or similar diagramming program and do a complete flowchart for the conversation. Fill it with a bunch of getting to know you questions, with possible answers and followup questions and so on.

Haha. Like I said...I AM NOT INSANE. I was tested

[pessimist]

Remember, you can always bail out by saying you are going under a bridge and then hanging up. Even if you are in your bedroom.

I prefer to operate from the mountains. I rely on my crows to feed me useful information regarding the humanfolk.

[pessimist]

What did I say? All you gotta do is get the gumption to ask for that second date, and that's often enough to get you laid. Worked for me!

Nah, I didn't ask her out. I had to rely on self-deprecating 'humor'.

[pessimist]

And dude. It's not about getting laid.

If I wanted to get laid, I'd go to a nightclub and bro it up.

[invisible]

Nah, I didn't ask her out. I had to rely on self-deprecating 'humor'.

Do that when you call tonight. And remember, don't ask - suggest. If you ask, then that increases the chances of her saying no.

[specsaregood]

Haha. Like I said...I AM NOT INSANE. I was tested

I don't like your implication. I wouldn't give advice I haven't used and tested in my own life.

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

OP is playing y'all. Just feeding you another BS thread and his extreme androgyny.

[Deborah K]

OP is playing y'all. Just feeding you another BS thread and his extreme androgyny.

I don't care. I find him humorous.

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

I don't care. I find him humorous.

Him? I wouldn't be surprised if it's a woman. lol

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

double post.

[Deborah K]

Him? I wouldn't be surprised if it's a woman. lol

And I'm okay with that. I don't care. His/her posts are fodder. Once in a while, all I want to do is graze. LOL.

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

Maybe the OP is Pat. Pat's special someone is Chris. Looks like Chris is not what Chris appears to be:

https://screen.yahoo.com/pat-birthda...000000920.html

[pessimist]

OP is playing y'all. Just feeding you another BS thread and his extreme androgyny.

lmao. this is coming from the hillbilly who plastered me with negative rep, pleading with me not to leave, and referring to me with some pet name with REALLY creepy undertones.

Also, he insinuated that I was apart of some jewish plot to destroy the liberty movement or something. And thought I was either a few other members on here or loosely associated with them. lol.

dude gives off REALLY creepy vibe (seriously) and should be BANNED from my threads. creeping on screen names of total strangers on a messageboard is creepy as hell.

i'm honored my personality turns you on, man, but I don't play that game. And I am not going anywhere near your basement. Please e-stalk some of the other members you were e-stalking and leave out of it. k thx.

But yes: I'd make a brilliant troll *evil grin*

[NorthCarolinaLiberty]

lmao. this is coming from the hillbilly who plastered me with negative rep, pleading with me not to leave, and referring to me with some pet name with REALLY creepy undertones.

Also, he insinuated that I was apart of some jewish plot to destroy the liberty movement or something. And thought I was either a few other members on here or loosely associated with them. lol.

dude gives off REALLY creepy vibe (seriously) and should be BANNED from my threads. creeping on screen names of total strangers on a messageboard is creepy as hell.

i'm honored my personality turns you on, man, but I don't play that game. And I am not going anywhere near your basement. Please e-stalk some of the other members you were e-stalking and leave out of it. k thx.

But yes: I'd make a brilliant troll *evil grin*

"Plastered me with neg rep." LOL. I've given you a grand total of two neg reps and we've debated a grand total of two times. You ran away from both threads and that was it. What's the matter, buttercup--is this forum a little tougher than all the conservative and Christian forums? You know, the forums where you said you got kicked off of every single one?

Here's a thought, sweet cheeks. I know it's a creepy world full of stalkers and all, so maybe you should get a restraining order. These forums are a terribly frightening place.


BOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Deborah K]

lmao. this is coming from the hillbilly who plastered me with negative rep, pleading with me not to leave, and referring to me with some pet name with REALLY creepy undertones.

Also, he insinuated that I was apart of some jewish plot to destroy the liberty movement or something. And thought I was either a few other members on here or loosely associated with them. lol.

dude gives off REALLY creepy vibe (seriously) and should be BANNED from my threads. creeping on screen names of total strangers on a messageboard is creepy as hell.

i'm honored my personality turns you on, man, but I don't play that game. And I am not going anywhere near your basement. Please e-stalk some of the other members you were e-stalking and leave out of it. k thx.

But yes: I'd make a brilliant troll *evil grin*

uhhh...okay?

hmmm....you do sound a bit girlish.....

[specsaregood]

"Plastered me with neg rep." LOL. I've given you a grand total of two neg reps and we've debated a grand total of two times. You ran away from both threads and that was it. What's the matter, buttercup--is this forum a little tougher than all the conservative and Christian forums? You know, the forums where you said you got kicked off of every single one?

Here's a thought, sweet cheeks. I know it's a creepy world full of stalkers and all, so maybe you should get a restraining order. These forums are a terribly frightening place.

buttercup? sweet cheeks? your post has a repressed **** erotic tone to it. just saying...

[pessimist]

"Plastered me with neg rep." LOL. I've given you a grand total of two neg reps and we've debated a grand total of two times. You ran away from both threads and that was it. What's the matter, buttercup--is this forum a little tougher than all the conservative and Christian forums? You know, the forums where you said you got kicked off of every single one?

Here's a thought, sweet cheeks. I know it's a creepy world full of stalkers and all, so maybe you should get a restraining order. These forums are a terribly frightening place.


BOOOOOOO!!!!!!

hey man! you obviously have some weird hard-on for my uber sexy personality (oh, look a German word! I must be a GERMAN SPY sent to crush the ronpaulforums with my superpowerful wit and charm and lure you way from the truth) but I honestly can't help you with that.

Whatever image that you conjured up of me, you may want to, oh, I don't know destroy it. Because I am certainly not the androgynous ***** or Jew spy you want me to be. I have ZERO interest in going anywhere near your basement and acting in whatever twisted fetish you're into.

So we can come to an agreement. Since you are clearly turned on by me, I will let you have your twisted fantasy as long as you stay over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. I don't want to associate with you. At all. It's not you're politics, or religion, or anything other than I find you a little unnerving.

However, if you refuse to comply, I will pack up all my Jew buddies and leave this joint leaving you to cry in the corner wondering where I went.

So what will it be, "uncle Ned?"

PS: I 'quit' the 'debate' because it was retarded and we were talking about different things from different angles. Different communication styles make for crappy arguments. I like some of the people on here despite having a different weltanschauung (ANOTHER GERMAN WORD...OMG! DID ANOTHER MEMBER EVER USE A GERMAN WORD BEFORE? THAT IS ME! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!) but I am not 'scared'.

I'm an INTP, btw. We're natures trolls- you're not gonna win a 'battle of the wits' game with me. So save your comeback and leave me alone. Seriously.

That is my last post to you.