Today, Comrades, is the blessed 97th anniversary of our sacred People's Revolution in Mother Russia where we, the great and noble Soviet People dashed upon the rocks of history the imperialist dogs!
Behold our accomplishments in so short a time:
- invention of the telephone
- invention of manned flight
- first to go to the moon
- invention of vaccines
- invention of antibiotics
- invention of computers
- invention of machine tools
- invention of philosophy
- invention of the internet
- invention of the automobile
- invention of the firearm
- invention of gunpowder
- invention of love
- invention of sex
Yes, comrades, the miracle of the soviet state, of the republic of the people, has been the salvation of mankind. Therefore, remember us on this day, the 97th anniversary of the invention of all that has ever been good in the world and that shall ever be so.
государству!
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