Deceptively beautiful day. It looked gorgeous outside but it was colder than a witch's titty. I went out in flats with no socks and my feet are still cold.
Originally Posted by Ron Paul
My fire is bold . I have Scouts out though in case the Barbarians from the North sneak down , they are weak though and probably scared of the dark.
How cold is a witch's titty...as compared, to say, a well digger's ass or brass monkey balls?
I'd don't think I want to know how she knows that or how you know your comparisons.
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Flurries this morning and warm .
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Cold and drizzling rain and I have to go out. Mom is out of cigarettes and she keeps giving me the stink eye.I still have to pick up some stoking stuffers so I figured I would get that out of the way today so I can sit in my pj's all day tomorrow. I love pj days.
Today I am going to bring in a little wood and clean out my ashes . Tomorrow night to Fri down in single digits and teens . Tomorrow night the fire will be going again .
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Snowing to beat hell . Wet , sticky , slick snow . Maybe two inches so far . All of my gas cans are full and I gassed up the chain saw . I may saw some logs today . I have a couple ready I dropped behind the henhouses last spring.
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I wore my muskrat fur hat while sawing up a Hickory tree . I gave my coyote fur hat to one of my Grand Daughters .
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So I'm scrolling through my FB posts and I see this
*thinking about running to the grocery store*
Then I see this...
*Whew!*
[QUOTE=Suzanimal;6383114]So I'm scrolling through my FB posts and I see this
*thinking about running to the grocery store*
When I was 15 I worked at a grocery . The milk and bread thing amazed me . I was like , pfft you cannot even smoke it and who wants something cold to drink in a blizzard ? I had a bottle of Drambuie by the fire at home .
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Winter is scared of me , it will flee like the blue wing teal , in another 3 moons I will be planting potatoes .
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Just a reminder. You should set any ceiling fans to spin so that the downward side is leading and run them at the slowest speed.
Excellent . Yes , all three of mine are on low .
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It's the Drambuie.
Keep your meat raffle tickets dry.
Going to be -4 tonight with 50 mph winds and a windchill of -24. It's only mid December too, it gets worse from here. Going to have to leave the water on all night so we don't freeze up.
Ya I hate that $#@! , it was 5 here this morning with a negative wind chill , 10 the morning before. That is Jan weather not Dec . 11 degrees tonight , 33 tomorrow , 53 the next day then mid twenties the next two days after . I have a bunch of really good wood sawed up in the woods I need to drag downhill and split . Probably start on that Mon. That will be my Feb. wood , I have enough split to last to then.
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Well it sure as hell is snowing a lot up here in Southern Ontario
The provincial legislature still do everything in French and English ? Only 5 percent speak French , if there was a way to get some liberty bills through in French that nobody understood it would be worthwhile to learn it
Last edited by oyarde; 12-15-2016 at 05:29 PM.
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We are having the odd weather too. Saturday a snow storm, then Sunday 47 and rain but dropping to 8 at night. That will surely be a flash freeze. I'm going to have to get out the roof rake after the snow stops Saturday and clear the roof or there will be huge ice dams and leaks.
The provincial legislature still do everything in French and English ? Only 5 percent speak French , if there was a way to get some liberty bills through in French that nobody understood it would be worthwhile to learn it
Yeah pretty much
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Langua...alism:_Ontario
I'm not really taking french anymore since your not required to take it in high school. Instead I'm taking Spanish this year in case I ever get the chance to go to Chile some day.
Last edited by Lamp; 12-15-2016 at 05:34 PM.
They have nice Vineyards in Chile .
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It's 21 degrees here. 20 mph winds.
It's 34 here.
Phht. That's beach weather.
It's 34 here.
Hey! The news said the wind chill made it feel like 25, that's colder than a witches titty. I believe witches titties stay around 41.5 - don't quote me on that, I'm not a witches titty expert. Maybe oyarde can chime in and confirm.
Yeah, oyarde might be a brass expert.
It is cold, though. I just took my dog out and he peed for like 3 minutes straight while the wind's blowing and I'm in freakin shorts.
My poor old doge went out to pee earlier and started barking like crazy for me to come and get him. He has a doggy door and can come and go as he pleases but he's mostly blind and has a hard time finding it and he barks for me to get him if the weather's bad. He does that when it's raining, too. I ended up carrying him inside.
Yankees...Mr Animal thinks shorts are year round wear, too.I'm in freakin shorts
Mission Accomplished , it is 10 degrees outside ( no wind though ) , 74 degrees in here and nothing but wood heat . Sweet.
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High of 47 today but it'll be back in the mid 60's tomorrow. I had to turn on my fake fire space heater in the four seasons room - that's where I keep my laptop. It was so cold last night, I even pulled my lemon tree inside. Sadly, I ran over a lizard's head with the pot wheels. I left it for one of the guys to clean up. I ain't touching that nasty ting. Plus, I think his brains are stuck to the paver. *shudders*
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