Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow

[William Tell]

Oh, d-d-d-d-dear, dear

Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow

If this isn’t the funniest headline ever, I don’t know what is

By Shaun Gibson : @ShaunyNews

If this isn’t the funniest headline ever, I don’t know what is
Forget crocodiles and snakes, the real animal threat in Australia is wild pigs. At least if you’re camping.
At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers that had been left out improperly secured. And just like anyone 18 beers in at a rural dive bar, the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow, resulting in the cow chasing the pig around a car.
“In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans,” said a visitor.
The pig was later reported sleeping his hangover (and shame of trying to take down a cow?) off under a tree.
While feral pigs are considered an invasive pest in many parts of the country, it’s also a reminder to keep food and drink secured when camping. Just imagine if it had been a drunk kangaroo.
http://acenewsdesk.wordpress.com/201...nk-fights-cow/

[tod evans]

We have that same scenario here in the Ozarks only the pig-n-cow usually have only two legs.....

[William Tell]

We have that same scenario here in the Ozarks only the pig-n-cow usually have only two legs.....

That's a pee load of beer though, just wait for the hogs by the porta potties, they will show up.

[tod evans]

That's a pee load of beer though

Have you seen some of the inbreds government largess produces?

[William Tell]

It's hard to imagine anyone having that big of a stomach, although some folks have huge exterior bellies.

[Suzanimal]

We have that same scenario here in the Ozarks only the pig-n-cow usually have only two legs.....

Have you seen some of the inbreds government largess produces?

Dammit, I'm back in rep debt to tod evans.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tod evans again.

[oyarde]

That pig is already marinated .

[William Tell]

That pig is already marinated .

He is that

[Origanalist]

Dammit, I'm back in rep debt to tod evans.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to tod evans again.

Took care of that, but now I'm in rep debt to oyarde.