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Thread: I don’t find Kate Upton attractive. Am I crazy?

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    I don’t find Kate Upton attractive. Am I crazy?

    Or *gasp* gay?

    I mean, I realize that I should find her appealing- when she is awkwardly dancing around and her large breasts are about to pop out her much too small bikini top, I as a red blooded male should be aroused by that. I’m not. She leaves nothing to the imagination, you know?

    I know that her baby making hips, her bleach blond hair, the 'beauty' mark, her ditzy personality are all qualities that men are apparently attracted to, but she does nothing for me on any level.

    Now when I look at woman like Jennifer Lawrence, I find her to be very appealing. She is charming, conventionally beautiful, and talented (I am assuming she is given all the hype and awards, I never actually seen any of her movies). However while she is very attractive and maybe even little intimidating, there is this underlying girl-next-door quality to her. She just seems like a cool person.

    This brings me to Eva Green. I find her highly attractive. She may not have the conventional beauty of a Jennifer Lawrence or a Charlize Theron but she is very sexy; the accent, the eyes, the intelligence- she almost has this bas bleu quality to her. I’ve only ever seen one of her interviews, but I got the sense that behind her calculated modesty was a haughty and seductive woman with high intellect who gets exactly what she wants.

    Okay, I have no idea why I just rambled on there about celebrities I find attractive, but whatever. I saw a Kate Upton gif on another site which sparked this thread.

    “Dude you’re such a ****”
    Last edited by pessimist; 11-30-2014 at 08:32 PM. Reason: hey I see you viewing my threads, stalkers :)



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    Quote Originally Posted by specsaregood View Post
    who?
    Sports Illustrated

    Model

    Actress

    Every 16 year old's fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by specsaregood View Post
    who?
    Somebody named Kate.
    "The Patriarch"

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    really?...no pics?.....lame thread, but i looked, so all was not lost...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post
    Sports Illustrated
    Model
    Actress
    Every 16 year old's fantasy.
    Guess I'm a few decades too old to care then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post
    Or *gasp* gay?

    I mean, I realize that I should find her appealing- when she is awkwardly dancing around and her large breasts are about to pop out her much too small bikini top, I as a red blooded male should be aroused by that. I’m not. She leaves nothing to the imagination, you know?

    I know that her baby making hips, her bleach blond hair, the 'beauty' mark, her ditzy personality are all qualities that men are apparently attracted to, but she does nothing for me on any level.

    Now, when I look at woman like Jennifer Lawrence, I find her to be very appealing. She is charming, conventionally beautiful, and talented (I am assuming she is given all the hype and awards, I never actually seen any of her movies). However while she is very attractive and maybe even little intimidating, there is this underlying girl-next-door quality to her. She just seems like a cool person.

    This brings me to Eva Green. I find her highly attractive. She may not have the conventional beauty of a Jennifer Lawrence or a Charlize Theron but she is very sexy; the accent, the eyes, the intelligence- she almost has this bas bleu quality to her. I’ve only ever seen one of her interviews, but I got the sense that behind her calculated modesty was a haughty and seductive woman with high intellect who gets exactly what she wants.

    Okay, I have no idea why I just rambled on there about celebrities I find attractive, but whatever. I saw a Kate Upton gif on another site, which sparked this thread.

    “Dude you’re such a ****”
    Gay, but I knew that before this post.

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    She's all right, but nothing to write home about. Not really my look either. (p.s. I had to look her up)
    "Sorry, fellows, the rebellion is off. We couldn't get a rebellion permit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Truth View Post

    Looks like another "aspiring actress" type to me. Not my thing.

    The Jessica Rabbit cosplay was cool though.

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    I vote gay, if you're asking. Someone post a poll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thoughtomator View Post
    I vote gay, if you're asking. Someone post a poll.

    Granted, I'm not the beer-guzzling, porn watching, gunslinging all-American male, but I'm not the slightest bit attracted to men or the least bit bi-curious. It's weird, I know.

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    No tightening of the pants? Really?

    You know what the best part is? She's 22...
    Last edited by FloralScent; 09-18-2014 at 11:58 AM.

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    3/4 crazy
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    MY VOTE: GAY AS A TREE FULL OF PARROTS AND PINEAPPLES.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FloralScent View Post
    No tightening of the pants? Really?

    You know what the best part is? She's 22...

    I actually thought she was in her mid-twenties.

    As for your question: nope. Every gif I’ve seen of her attempting to be sexually provocative was incredibly awkward. She offers nothing but eye candy and fap material to teenaged kids and pervy old men.

    Judging by how she objectifies herself; if I were to hypothetically be stuck beside her on an airplane- I get the sense I’d want to blow my brains out five minutes into it.

    I honestly don’t find her attractive on any level. So now I guess I’m a judgmental sexist gay dude
    Last edited by pessimist; 09-18-2014 at 12:21 PM.

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    That there is some low hanging fruit......
    "The Patriarch"

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    I'm not saying you're gay. Not saying that at all. What I am saying is that there's a pretty good chance you sneeze glitter.
    ...but when the trumpets blew again and the knights charged, the name they cried was "Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!"

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    The demasculinization of the American boy has come home to roost.
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    which one of yall fuckers wrote the "ron paul" racist news letters
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    Do you drive a blue Prius?

    "The Patriarch"

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    Maybe the top heavy blonde just isn’t your type. Nothing wrong with that.

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    What person(s) of the female gender persuasion, do you find attractive?



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    I agree about Kate but the same goes for Jeniffer as well.
    Last edited by Demigod; 09-18-2014 at 01:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin Truth View Post
    What person(s) of the female gender persuasion, do you find attractive?

    Uh I mentioned two of them in the OP. I think Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful and I find Eva Green to be extremely sexy.

    Generally speaking, I was always attracted to the nerdy and eccentric types back in high school/college; the punk/emo/goth/arty/intellectual chicks.

    I carried that into adulthood. My SO is a moody hipster

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    Well.....
    If I had my choice of beef, I'd be eating prime rib.

    That's not to say I would pass on a good London broil.

    Even if it did have an ugly ass.
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    There are only crimes against the state.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pessimist View Post
    Uh I mentioned two of them in the OP. I think Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful and I find Eva Green to be extremely sexy.

    Generally speaking, I was always attracted to the nerdy and eccentric types back in high school/college; the punk/emo/goth/arty/intellectual chicks.

    I carried that into adulthood. My SO is a moody hipster
    I tend to agree with your choices too. Good job! Eva Green in the 300 sequel, wocka, wocka.

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    I mean, she only has youth, fit body, beauty and a tit that ignites a raging boner I can't put out

    Its one thing if you don't think shes the most beautiful woman in the world but I would definitely see a shrink if she does nothing for you.

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