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    Last edited by John F Kennedy III; 09-01-2014 at 12:35 AM.
    I am the spoon.



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    Only with the women from your gene pool.

    Quote Originally Posted by John F Kennedy III View Post
    Canadians are incapable of achieving erection.
    "Like an army falling, one by one by one" - Linkin Park

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim View Post
    Just remember; if your invasion fails - we're covering your women in maple syrup and having our way with them.
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    Like you don't anyway while we're at work. Oh we know all about it.
    I just realized: this is obviously the origin of the word "canoodling".

    In any case, this wanton seduction of our 'Murican wimmenfolk cannot be allowed to stand.

    We will retaliate and recapture the honor and attentions of our fair maidens, by luring them away from their Canadien captors with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by John F Kennedy III View Post
    I'm sure with a half dozen of us folks here we could takeover Canada in a matter of hours.

    I'll keep the hookers and weed and you guys split the money amongst yourselves.

    We'll call it Operation Maple Red Dawn.
    Canadians cannot even get bacon right .

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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Canadians cannot even get bacon right .
    And their cigarettes taste funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    And their cigarettes taste funny.
    Back in the day,Gauloises packed a punch,both in their cigs and rolling tobacco.A nice occasional change from Lucky Strikes or Camels.
    I don't know if they still make them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oyarde View Post
    Canadians cannot even get bacon right .
    Yeah their bacon is just thin sliced ham.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John F Kennedy III View Post
    Yeah their bacon is just thin sliced ham.
    Yeah it is back meat , not belly meat .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    And their cigarettes taste funny.
    I always figured it was all the extra tax , but now my state and the Fed.'s have over $2 in tax here on a pack ....



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    Quote Originally Posted by mad cow View Post
    Back in the day,Gauloises packed a punch,both in their cigs and rolling tobacco.A nice occasional change from Lucky Strikes or Camels.
    I don't know if they still make them.
    They are French , I think they still make them , I always liked the Lucky Strikes better . That was the Syrian tobacco that made them taste so strong .

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    Makes me want some ham steak for breakfast .

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    Okay. Let's go. I only read the thread title, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John F Kennedy III View Post
    I would count the hookers and keep 9 for every 1 that I gave him. Same with the weed. No hookers will die as far as I know. I've never intentionally killed a woman during sex. Naw she only stopped breathing for a few seconds. I think.
    You need a safe word, JFK.
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    This intellectually stimulating conversation is the reason I keep coming here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natural Citizen View Post
    Okay. Let's go. I only read the thread title, though.
    You might want read what you're signing up for, NC.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ron Paul View Post
    The intellectual battle for liberty can appear to be a lonely one at times. However, the numbers are not as important as the principles that we hold. Leonard Read always taught that "it's not a numbers game, but an ideological game." That's why it's important to continue to provide a principled philosophy as to what the role of government ought to be, despite the numbers that stare us in the face.
    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    This intellectually stimulating conversation is the reason I keep coming here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanimal View Post
    You need a safe word, JFK.
    I have one. It's Saskatchewan.
    I am the spoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John F Kennedy III View Post
    I have one. It's Saskatchewan.
    I always liked Saskatoon myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    I always liked Saskatoon myself.
    That is where The Guess Who is from .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Origanalist View Post
    I always liked Saskatoon myself.
    My favorite Province.

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