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    Sir Yogi de Berra

    If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
    Yogi Berra



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    You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
    Yogi Berra

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    It gets late early out there. -Yogi Berra
    Quote Originally Posted by Zippyjuan View Post
    Ron Paul know some weird people too.



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    I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra
    "And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat

    "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire

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    The Future ain't what it used to be.
    Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect - Mark Twain

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    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
    Yogi Berra

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    "Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Ron is wrong...
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Amash is wrong...

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    Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
    Yogi Berra



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    Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise, they won't come to yours.
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Ron is wrong...
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Amash is wrong...

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    I knew the record would stand until it was broken. - Yogi Berra

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    'There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell them.'
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Ron is wrong...
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Amash is wrong...

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    I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
    Yogi Berra



    Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
    Yogi Berra

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    Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
    Yogi Berra

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    A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.
    Yogi Berra

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    I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
    Yogi Berra

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    Deja vu, all over again.

    Gulag Chief:
    "Article 58-1a, twenty five years... What did you get it for?"
    Gulag Prisoner: "For nothing at all."
    Gulag Chief: "You're lying... The sentence for nothing at all is 10 years"





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    If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
    Yogi Berra



    You can observe a lot by just watching.
    Yogi Berra

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    It ain't the heat; it's the humility - Yogi
    "And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat

    "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire

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    It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
    Yogi Berra

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    I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
    Yogi Berra

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    Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
    Yogi Berra

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    If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
    Yogi Berra

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    I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
    Yogi Berra

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    If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
    Yogi Berra



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    If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.
    Yogi Berra

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    The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
    Yogi Berra

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    Pair up in threes.
    Yogi Berra


    If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.
    Yogi Berra

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    Yogi Berra is one of those old men who once he has acquired your ear will not relinquish it until you, the prisoner, conjure up some phony excuse for taking leave. Rumor has it that Yogi is constantly on the premises of Yankee stadium in the on-season (often refusing to go home) and can be found beckoning over passer-bys of whom he desires to dispense some of his proverbial wisdom unto. The wise man will not hesitate to ignore him and marches onward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dulci View Post
    Yogi Berra is one of those old men who once he has acquired your ear will not relinquish it until you, the prisoner, conjure up some phony excuse for taking leave. Rumor has it that Yogi is constantly on the premises of Yankee stadium in the on-season (often refusing to go home) and can be found beckoning over passer-bys of whom he desires to dispense some of his proverbial wisdom unto. The wise man will not hesitate to ignore him and marches onward.
    You speaking from personal experience, or are you quoting someone in particular?
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Ron is wrong...
    Quote Originally Posted by Swordsmyth View Post
    Amash is wrong...

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    Quote Originally Posted by acptulsa View Post
    You speaking from personal experience, or are you quoting someone in particular?
    Actually I was just being silly there. I made that up and it can rightly be accounted as slander



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