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    What's Wrong With John Kerry's Face?

    Is it all puffed up with botox?




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    Maybe he is wearing a mask.

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    And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngryCanadian View Post
    And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?
    Reptilian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    Is it all puffed up with botox?
    The poly-juice potion is wearing out.

    Quote Originally Posted by AngryCanadian View Post
    And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?
    Exhibit 2:

    Last edited by V3n; 09-12-2013 at 01:32 PM.
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    Funny, I thought the same thing when I saw him the other day talking about Syria. Also his nose looks inorganic.
    Last edited by brooks009; 09-12-2013 at 01:32 PM.

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    Kerry

    Quote Originally Posted by brooks009 View Post
    Funny, I thought the same thing when I saw him the other day talking about Syria. Also his nose looks inorganic.
    Yeah, didn't his nose used to be pointier?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Valli6 View Post
    Yeah, didn't his nose used to be pointier?

    This tree even sounds like him.



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    That look is what happens to people when they sell their souls.

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    John Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by krugminator View Post
    John Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
    Congrats on the audible groan you got from me. In that same vein, have Sarah Jessica Parker and John Kerry ever been seen in the same place at the same time? I think we've solved it, gentlemen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    Is it all puffed up with botox?
    Maybe he blew a seal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    Maybe he blew a seal.
    Wait. What?!!


    ??
    ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptUSA View Post
    Wait. What?!!


    ??
    ??
    Well, which one would most likely cause him to look like that?

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    Did you hear John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker had a kid awhile back?








    They named him Seabiscuit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cajuncocoa View Post
    Did you hear John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker had a kid awhile back?








    They named him Seabiscuit.
    Damnit.
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    Outside reflects whats inside.
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    strange cat, no doubt. 30 plus years in Congress must be a real bitch. All the power and money you could ever want. Sex, drugs, rock and roll....

    yep, Rome is burning.

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    Facelift and Botox... plus a few satanic demons taking possession:




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    I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

    But seriously:



    What the actual $#@! is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.
    Last edited by A Son of Liberty; 09-12-2013 at 02:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Son of Liberty View Post
    I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

    But seriously:




    What the actual $#@! is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.

    Yeah, I'd like to know where the REAL John Kerry is located. This is a $#@!ing farce. Saddam had plastic surgery look-a-likes too..

    Kerry kinda looks like Odo from deep space 9.




    And he's sounding more like Barbara Wa-wa every day too with that lisp..
    Last edited by pacelli; 09-12-2013 at 03:33 PM.
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    its from shapeshifting out of lizard form
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Son of Liberty View Post
    I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

    But seriously:



    What the actual $#@! is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.
    He doesn't look the same at all. Unless they cut off some of that long ass jawline, who the heck is the imposter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Son of Liberty View Post
    I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

    But seriously:



    What the actual $#@! is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.
    Went from looking kinda like Jeff Flake to looking like Rob Pearlman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A Son of Liberty View Post
    I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

    But seriously:

    This isn't even.... my final form.



    Last edited by VIDEODROME; 09-13-2013 at 02:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jllundqu View Post
    Facelift and Botox... plus a few satanic demons taking possession:





    I have always speculated that is not John Kerry. That is not the same jaw and not the same nose. In pic 3, look how crooked his nose is to pic 4. And whoever this guy is, is wearing a wig. There is no way a man could go all those years without his hairline changing.

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