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Thread: What's Wrong With John Kerry's Face?

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    What's Wrong With John Kerry's Face?

    Is it all puffed up with botox?




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    Maybe he is wearing a mask.

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    And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngryCanadian View Post
    And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?
    Reptilian?

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    Funny, I thought the same thing when I saw him the other day talking about Syria. Also his nose looks inorganic.
    Last edited by brooks009; 09-12-2013 at 01:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    Is it all puffed up with botox?
    The poly-juice potion is wearing out.

    Quote Originally Posted by AngryCanadian View Post
    And why was John Kerry licking his lips with his tongue?
    Exhibit 2:

    Last edited by V3n; 09-12-2013 at 01:32 PM.
    Let's move forward to the Constitution.. I am the new GOP. I stand with Rand.

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    That look is what happens to people when they sell their souls.

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    John Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    Is it all puffed up with botox?
    Maybe he blew a seal.

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    Kerry

    Quote Originally Posted by brooks009 View Post
    Funny, I thought the same thing when I saw him the other day talking about Syria. Also his nose looks inorganic.
    Yeah, didn't his nose used to be pointier?


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    Did you hear John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker had a kid awhile back?








    They named him Seabiscuit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krugminator View Post
    John Kerry walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
    Congrats on the audible groan you got from me. In that same vein, have Sarah Jessica Parker and John Kerry ever been seen in the same place at the same time? I think we've solved it, gentlemen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cajuncocoa View Post
    Did you hear John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker had a kid awhile back?








    They named him Seabiscuit.
    Damnit.
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    Outside reflects whats inside.
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    strange cat, no doubt. 30 plus years in Congress must be a real bitch. All the power and money you could ever want. Sex, drugs, rock and roll....

    yep, Rome is burning.

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    Facelift and Botox... plus a few satanic demons taking possession:




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    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.



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    Facial filler like Restalyne most likely plus botox

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    I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

    But seriously:



    What the actual $#@! is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.
    Last edited by A Son of Liberty; 09-12-2013 at 02:24 PM.

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    Evil corruption has an effect on people...





    BTW, the picture of "mask" was classless... why compare him to an ahole like kerry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brushfire View Post
    Evil corruption has an effect on people...


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    It's just his bone structure. Long face. Still looks more "presidential" than Rand (taller, better hair, great eye area, unaesthetic but strong chin).
    Last edited by randomname; 09-12-2013 at 03:07 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomname View Post
    It's just his bone structure. Long face. Still looks more "presidential" than Rand (taller, better hair, great eye area, unaesthetic but strong chin).
    Uh huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Son of Liberty View Post
    But seriously:



    What the actual $#@! is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.
    You had me lol! Thank goodness I am not the only one who thought he looked freakish. Was totally creeped by the lizard tongue during his recent speeches on cspan. His face seems non-responsive like a stroke victim and I just figured I missed something about it. He is not aging gracefully whatever he is doing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valli6 View Post
    Yeah, didn't his nose used to be pointier?

    This tree even sounds like him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moostraks View Post
    You had me lol! Thank goodness I am not the only one who thought he looked freakish. Was totally creeped by the lizard tongue during his recent speeches on cspan. His face seems non-responsive like a stroke victim and I just figured I missed something about it. He is not aging gracefully whatever he is doing...


    Not aging gracefully does not account for the extra 2" of jaw line across the chin, or the protruding orbital bones around the outer parts of his eye sockets.

    I still say claymation. At a minimum he's an android doppelganger... Honda needs to hire someone from Madame Tussaud's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Son of Liberty View Post
    I'm guessing all of the gay Egyptian-Satanic coffin sex?

    But seriously:




    What the actual $#@! is the deal with his mug??!? He may have been called back to the mothership and replaced with claymation.

    Yeah, I'd like to know where the REAL John Kerry is located. This is a $#@!ing farce. Saddam had plastic surgery look-a-likes too..

    Kerry kinda looks like Odo from deep space 9.




    And he's sounding more like Barbara Wa-wa every day too with that lisp..
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