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    Maine Man Craps His Pants in Public and Gets Sentenced to a Week in Jail

    Maine Man Craps His Pants in Public and Gets Sentenced to a Week in Jail
    Posted on July 28, 2013 by Dean Garrison
    http://dcclothesline.com/2013/07/28/...-week-in-jail/

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    Wow! You think the laws are tough in your home state? It would appear that the great state of Maine has adopted a zero tolerance policy toward crapping your pants in public, or at least at a public courthouse. 50-year-old Ronald Strong had an accident, no it was not intentional, and ended up serving time for it. This story is bizarre. This story is somewhat funny. But it is also a microcosm of something very wrong with this country. They will throw you in jail for anything in the United States.
    Salon reports the bizarre story of Ronald Strong:
    People with loose bowels, beware. Anyone who doesn’t fully trust the integrity of their gastrointestinal system would be well-advised to stay far away from federal buildings. (Also, anyone squeamish about fecal matters — or eating lunch — may want to proceed with caution as they read this.)

    The 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals last week upheld a conviction against a Maine man who served a seven-day jail sentence for willfully damaging and creating a hazard and nuisance in the federal courthouse in Portland. Specifically, he pooped his pants and then left a mess in the bathroom after attempting to clean himself up.

    And what a mess. The poor maintenance worker who had to deal with it said that “seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces” while more was “smeared more than two feet up on the walls” and “on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl,” according to the opinion.

    The outrageously graphic 57-page court document, written by distinguished judges who sit one level below the U.S. Supreme Court, includes vivid comparisons to spaghetti with meat sauce and chunky peanut butter. There are also photos of the bathroom where the crime took place, though mercifully after it had already been cleaned.

    So what went wrong? Ronald Strong, who said he was 50 at the time and had a heart condition that required medication that may have affected his bowel control, arrived at the courthouse on business for an unrelated civil case. As he was being screened by security, he informed the guard that he had to use the bathroom, and then that he was defecating in his pants. The guard escorted him to the restroom “with Strong intermittently trailing feces on the floor” which he later described as “liquid and there was pieces in it” that dripped down his leg “all the way to my ankles.”

    Once safe in the bathroom, he took his clothes off, cleaned up the best he could, throwing his boxers away because they were destroyed: “I mean, how could I carry them home?” he testified. “What was I going to put them in? I mean, it was covered in feces, there was — I mean, what was – I mean, I had my briefcase, I mean, what was I supposed to do with them? I threw them in the trash.”
    So technically Ronald Strong did not get sentenced for dropping a deuce but more so because he didn’t adequately clean up the mess. But please put yourself in his situation for a moment. Can you imagine the frenzied state of being due in court or for an important meeting and accidentally messing yourself shortly before your appointment?

    Strong points out, “I stood up again and I kept wiping myself and then I sat down to put my socks back on. I didn’t have any boxers at that time, so I put my socks back on. I put my jeans back on, you know, I’ve been – I don’t know if you’ve ever had an incident in the kitchen where you have something spill or something, you’re grabbing everything and anything trying to mop up milk or — I don’t know if you’ve ever spilled spaghetti sauce and there’s meat, you’re trying to get it up as quick as you can. And that’s – basically it was just like this frenetic pace, but it was repulsive, I mean, the smell was — and I was embarrassed, I mean, here I had used the bathroom in my pants, a 50-year-old man and I was in a federal courthouse. It was very, very embarrassing.”
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    That's why your mother always tells you to go potty before a long trip!
    Quote Originally Posted by Torchbearer
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    The criminal justice system in microcosm - a more perfect metaphor could not be hoped for ... (though perhaphs a less graphic one could be) ...
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    • "When law and morality are in contradiction to each other, the citizen finds himself in the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense, or of losing his respect for the law."
      -- The Law (p. 54)
    • "Government is that great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
      -- Government (p. 99)
    • "[W]ar is always begun in the interest of the few, and at the expense of the many."
      -- Economic Sophisms - Second Series (p. 312)
    • "There are two principles that can never be reconciled - Liberty and Constraint."
      -- Harmonies of Political Economy - Book One (p. 447)

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    I can imagine having diarrhea and having to report for jury duty. That would be miserable! You show up doing the best you can and end up in jail for a week. I guess they expect you to carry an extra set of clothing around with you should you have this problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    I can imagine having diarrhea and having to report for jury duty. That would be miserable! You show up doing the best you can and end up in jail for a week. I guess they expect you to carry an extra set of clothing around with you should you have this problem.
    And some people cannot take meds for diarrhea because they are allergic to the meds. I guess those folks could take those brownies the Army gives folks in MREs that well... prevent movements.
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    Reminds me of this thing I read called The Ryan's Steakhouse Story. Would like to see that happen in a court house.

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    We should start a movement of crapping in federal buildings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    We should start a movement of crapping in federal buildings.
    There are already plenty of people who do that, we usually call them "politicians"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    We should start a movement of crapping in federal buildings.
    We could call it the bowel movement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreedomFanatic View Post
    There are already plenty of people who do that, we usually call them "politicians"...
    ... and bureaucrats, and judges, and prosecutors, and ...
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    Frédéric Bastiat (1801-1850)

    • "When law and morality are in contradiction to each other, the citizen finds himself in the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense, or of losing his respect for the law."
      -- The Law (p. 54)
    • "Government is that great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
      -- Government (p. 99)
    • "[W]ar is always begun in the interest of the few, and at the expense of the many."
      -- Economic Sophisms - Second Series (p. 312)
    • "There are two principles that can never be reconciled - Liberty and Constraint."
      -- Harmonies of Political Economy - Book One (p. 447)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    We should start a movement of crapping in federal buildings.
    An occupier crapped on a police car. I disabled the link but folks that want to see it can figure it out. hxxp://gulagbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/occupy-wall-street-man-pooping-on-police-car-oct-2011.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Occam's Banana View Post
    ... and bureaucrats, and judges, and prosecutors, and ...
    And school teachers, and principals, and statist sheep, and talk show hosts, and little green fairies, and...
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    It is a sad thing to say and do but I laughed at the title, not at the person who crapped his pants. But the fact they would throw someone in jail for $#@!ting themselves. I'm sure the guy already feels $#@!ty (no pun intended) as it is. This just goes to show yet again how dumb our justice system is these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuickZ06 View Post
    It is a sad thing to say and do but I laughed at the title, not at the person who crapped his pants. But the fact they would throw someone in jail for $#@!ting themselves. I'm sure the guy already feels $#@!ty (no pun intended) as it is. This just goes to show yet again how dumb our justice system is these days.
    I doubt it had much to do with the justice system and more to do with an arrogant judge.

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    Jail no, maybe a cleaning bill, yes. What an animal, leaves $#@! on the floor and all over everything. Next person that walked in could pick up whatever disease he is carrying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.3D View Post
    I doubt it had much to do with the justice system and more to do with an arrogant judge.
    Is the judge not apart of the Just-Us system?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuickZ06 View Post
    Is the judge not apart of the Just-Us system?
    Well, I just consider them as ruler wannabees who make up their own laws as they see fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kahless View Post
    Jail no, maybe a cleaning bill, yes. What an animal, leaves $#@! on the floor and all over everything. Next person that walked in could pick up whatever disease he is carrying.
    The taxpayers already pay for a Custodian , who probably makes more than 45 % of the population.....

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    Three Felonies a Day.

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    Here is where he screwed up:
    As he was being screened by security, he informed the guard that he had to use the bathroom, and then that he was defecating in his pants.
    He shoulda shat all over the courthouse anonymously. Never talk to the cops or even courthouse guards its seems.

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    And what a mess. The poor maintenance worker who had to deal with it said that “seventy-five percent of the floor was covered in feces” while more was “smeared more than two feet up on the walls” and “on the paper towel and toilet paper dispensers, on the toilet paper itself, and on part of the toilet seat and the left side of the toilet bowl,” according to the opinion.
    There is no way that is accidental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eduardo89 View Post
    There is no way that is accidental.
    Explosive diarrhea? I've never seen it, but I've heard horror stories about it (my mum worked at a few hospitals as a lab tech).
    Quote Originally Posted by Torchbearer
    what works can never be discussed online. there is only one language the government understands, and until the people start speaking it by the magazine full... things will remain the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eduardo89 View Post
    There is no way that is accidental.
    May not be accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    We should start a movement of crapping in federal buildings.
    Or we could start having port-a-potties delivered to courthouses.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sola_Fide View Post
    We should start a movement of crapping in federal buildings.
    Quote Originally Posted by FreedomFanatic View Post
    There are already plenty of people who do that, we usually call them "politicians"...
    Quote Originally Posted by eduardo89 View Post
    There is no way that is accidental.
    Sounds like a $#@!ty deal to me.



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