Happy April Fools' Day, fools!

[Lucille]

http://www.backwoodshome.com/blogs/C...ays-headlines/

Joe Biden confesses: “I’m a moron and a waste of taxpayer dollars!”

Police department investigates itself and declares: “Guilty! We demand to be prosecuted!”

Eric Holder charged in “Operation Gunwalker”; ATF to be disbanded.

Obama orders immediate withdrawal of all U.S. troops from ______________ saying, “They can’t be there unless Congress declares war.”

Feinstein and Schumer admit hypocrisy; dismiss personal bodyguards.

DEA chief’s shocker: “Asset forfeiture without due process is illegal.”

Ben Bernanke fired; replaced by Lew Rockwell.

Supreme Court decrees: “All of the Bill of Rights for all people all the time.”

American people wake up; demand privacy, accountability, immediate abolition of 90% of government — and more lamp posts.

(Subhead: Government schools first on the chopping block)

And of course:

Happy April Fools Day!

Did anyone get fooled today? They got DH with a headline about Breaking Bad never coming back. Only for a few seconds though!

[heavenlyboy34]

Nope.

[RockEnds]

I'll be laughing at that one for awhile.

[Carson]

Google has a new thing called Google Nose. It's sort of scratch and sniff on the Internet.

http://www.google.com/landing/nose/




Or was I?

[angelatc]

No, but my son fell for the France surrender thing.

I thought that Google should have announced it wasn't killing Google Reader after all. People would be all happy, and then..."April Fool!"

[kcchiefs6465]

Lmao Lucille. Maybe we could get a thread going of possible April Fools headlines?


This Just In: The war in Iraq is Over
The War in Afghanistan is Over
We Aren't Funding Terrorists in Syria
We Aren't Training Foreign Future Terrorists in Our Military Schools
Amphetamines Are Still Illegal to Sell... For Everyone!


Those are just off the top of my head... maybe

"Granny Warriors" Aren't Actually a Threat But Just Want to Be Left Alone

[kcchiefs6465]

I'm not as creative as some. Hopefully we get more like what you posted that literally make me LOL.

Must spread some rep around.

[Carson]

Sometimes Fark can start acting up.