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    Anthropomorphic Nouns

    I thought this might be boring, but stick with it. You'll love the ending.
    We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, A Flock of chickens, A School of fish
    And a Gaggle of geese.
    However, less widely known is:
    A Pride of lions,
    A Murder of crows
    (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),
    An Exaltation of doves
    And, presumably because they look so wise:
    A Parliament of owls.


    Now consider a group of Baboons.

    Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most

    obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least

    intelligent of all primates.

    And what is the proper collective noun for a

    group of baboons?

    Believe it or not... A Congress!

    (Note: I hadn't heard that before, so I looked it up. It is correct)
    http://thefamily.com/wp-content/uplo.../congress1.jpg
    A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!

    That pretty much explains the things that

    come out of Washington !



    You just can't make this stuff up.


    -t



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    lolz
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    A wrath of colonial militia.
    "I shall bring justice to Westeros. Every man shall reap what he has sown, from the highest lord to the lowest gutter rat. They have made my kingdom bleed, and I do not forget that."
    -Stannis Baratheon

    Quote Originally Posted by otherone View Post
    The reason we have an evil, immoral empire is that it is populated by evil, immoral peons. The State isn't a faceless monster...it is composed of all our petty, ignorant, self-righteous and self-absorbed neighbors.

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