Don't Shoot! I'm NOT DORNER!

[green73]

If you're ready for some gallows humor about this whole Christopher Dorner situation, head on over to eBay.
There you'll find a bumper sticker that reads "Don't Shoot! I'm NOT DORNER!!" Get it? Because so far the LAPD has fired at two Hispanic women and the Torrance Police Department fired at a white man. In both cases, police said they thought they were firing at Dorner. There's a window decal, too. (h/t Reddit)

There's also a T-shirt just in case the problem isn't that you have a truck like Dorner's, but that you happen to have the same skin color as the renegade ex-LAPD cop.

http://laist.com/2013/02/10/dont_sho...bumper_sti.php

[JK/SEA]

Not funny. Give me your I.D. ...turn around... put your hands behind your back....quit resisting or i'll taze you ...you're going to jail smartass...

[Feeding the Abscess]

Black n yellow

[green73]

Black n yellow

ahh yeah

[pacodever]

http://laist.com/2013/02/10/dont_sho...bumper_sti.php

Seems like a wise precaution until LAPD can conduct shapes and colors training.

[Anti Federalist]

Someone with the skills needs to create a "Law Enforcement Guide to Christopher Dorner".

Christopher Dorner


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Christopher Dorner

[Spikender]

Christopher Dorner

Good idea, AF, now the cops can just throw their arms up and cry "I thought it was Christopher Dorner!" whenever they kill someone's dog.

Get this man a cookie and a participation trophy.

[dannno]

[Humanae Libertas]

This will give them a bigger incentive to actually shoot people.

[Danke]

Someone with the skills needs to create a "Law Enforcement Guide to Christopher Dorner".

Christopher Dorner


Christopher Dorner


Christopher Dorner


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