A MOB of rampaging monkeys have stormed a village in Indonesia

[Occam's Banana]

I dreamt this. It came true. If the trend holds, which is must, the monkeys will next construct sea going vessels and invade California, we need to act now. Drone the monkeys!

Well ... let's at least wait until after the monkeys are done with California ...

[RickyJ]

Seriously, who loses a fight to a monkey? I'm just an average guy and I'd like to think I could take on a couple monkeys in a fight pretty easily. Just give em the old boot to the head or choke them out.


Unless they meant apes (which aren't monkeys) because they are ungodly strong.

Without a gun you would lose a fight to a monkey. They have over 4 times the strength of a man. They may look small and harmless, but that is very deceiving, they can kill you very fast.

[Confederate]

Without a gun you would lose a fight to a monkey. They have over 4 times the strength of a man. They may look small and harmless, but that is very deceiving, they can kill you very fast.

And they fight dirty. And I don't just mean fling poo.

[bolil]

And they fight dirty. And I don't just mean fling poo.

If monkey dared chuck poo at me I would respond with irresistible fecal flinging. I would gather feces from my dog, my neihbor, my cat, and my neighbors cat and return fire. That monkey's fur would be so $#@! laden he would not be able to walk. I would eat a bag of hot cheetos and get down right chemical with my poop slinging.

I would hook up a pump to the public sewer and spew high velocity poop at that dirty monkey,

[Origanalist]

If monkey dared chuck poo at me I would respond with irresistible fecal flinging. I would gather feces from my dog, my neihbor, my cat, and my neighbors cat and return fire. That monkey's fur would be so $#@! laden he would not be able to walk. I would eat a bag of hot cheetos and get down right chemical with my poop slinging.

I would hook up a pump to the public sewer and spew high velocity poop at that dirty monkey,

[phill4paul]

Just finished up a "light" read. Pretty funky.