Well ... let's at least wait until after the monkeys are done with California ...Originally Posted by bolil
Without a gun you would lose a fight to a monkey. They have over 4 times the strength of a man. They may look small and harmless, but that is very deceiving, they can kill you very fast.Seriously, who loses a fight to a monkey? I'm just an average guy and I'd like to think I could take on a couple monkeys in a fight pretty easily. Just give em the old boot to the head or choke them out.
Unless they meant apes (which aren't monkeys) because they are ungodly strong.
And they fight dirty. And I don't just mean fling poo.
If monkey dared chuck poo at me I would respond with irresistible fecal flinging. I would gather feces from my dog, my neihbor, my cat, and my neighbors cat and return fire. That monkey's fur would be so $#@! laden he would not be able to walk. I would eat a bag of hot cheetos and get down right chemical with my poop slinging.
I would hook up a pump to the public sewer and spew high velocity poop at that dirty monkey,
Last edited by bolil; 02-12-2013 at 03:47 AM.
Best of luck in life.
"The Patriarch"
Just finished up a "light" read. Pretty funky.
Theye have refused their Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
Theye have erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.
Theye kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies
Theye have combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution,
For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:
Theye plundered and destroyed the lives of our people.
Theye are at this time transporting Armies of Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy of a civilized nation.
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