A MOB of rampaging monkeys have stormed a village in Indonesia

[Confederate]

You were just encouraging inflation....

makes me wonder if the peanut venders created the situation to begin with...

I think they and the monkeys have some sort of deal going on.

[loveableteddybear]

You're the only idiot to say so.

Not idiotic, it's called "clever."

[Tod]

I thought the monkey's were the slaves who rebelled.. or did they change the story?

something agitated the monkeys, either they all have rabies(or something like it), someone killed one of their kin, or they are starving and went looting from the local hairless monkey tribe.

virus experiment gone bad?

[torchbearer]

Much more likely. Some disturbance.

As to the movie, I do think the monkey's may have initially been slaves but then I thought they turned the tables.

talking about original movies or new movie?

[torchbearer]

Torchbearer, CMP (Certified Monkey Psychologist).

I'm surrounded by monkeys.

[torchbearer]

virus experiment gone bad?

zombie monkeys?

[The Free Hornet]

This sounds like a "n-word" joke.

You're the only idiot to say so.

Naggers?



Watch the episode free: With Apologies to Jessie Jackson. Or watch the first few minutes cause sometimes the episodes don't.... so well.

[Expatriate]

Apparently monkeys routinely do such things in that part of the world; I've read of this exact scenario it seems about 5 or 6 separate times now. I'm surprised nobody ever just fires a gun off to scare them away.

[Vanilluxe]

All primates (sans humans) have incredible upper body strength for their size. I remember reading where a 100 pound Chimp has the equivalent strength of a 500 pound human male. Without a gun or blade, humans are pretty much defense-less when attacked by a fellow primate. We are, pound-for-pound, one of the weakest species on the planet, which makes sense: we evolved using tools that supplemented physical strength and over time that physical strength was lost.

Well as humans are primates, we still can contain some of those strengths by exercising. I know there was a moderate sized girl who was in a high school wrestling team who totally have beaten a large buffy guy.

[bolil]

I dreamt this. It came true. If the trend holds, which is must, the monkeys will next construct sea going vessels and invade California, we need to act now. Drone the monkeys! Should be easy, they are not even people.

If we don't drone them over there, before long they will be over hear slinging poop at your grandma.

Drone the monkey.