Working out the problem with red and blue, black and white crayons

[Petar]

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Wow. You really have some talent. Could you scribble me a map using the five colors? I've been out doing an expert poll and, according to the racists down here in the south, rather than crayon in the western states as a bastion of sodomists, they think I should simply call them cock suckers. I think all the cowards up in the northeast, the whores in the Midwestern states, and the militants in the Mountain states would all agree, but, being the sensitive type, I didn't want to offend anyone. So, I polled the racist gay community way down here in the swamps of the deep south and they actually agreed with the name. Still, I don't like the idea of calling anyone a cock sucker. I know my racist grandpa once called all the weirdos living out in California a bunch of cock suckers, but that might offend those in here who are gay and support Ron / Rand Paul. So, I'm going to refer to them as the CS words (cock suckers) if that is okay with you.
And, indeed, I hear ya. I know it isn't fair to Hawaii and Alaska to be bunched in with the rest of these CS word (cock sucking) states. Still, we shouldn't take any of this personal. Besides, when it gets down to it, we probably are a nation of CS words (cock suckers).

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

Shouldn't yellow be used for cowards?

All this bickering is really causing me to scribble outside of the lines, beloved forum members. So much so that just this morning I accidentally smeared mayonnaise on my peanut butter sandwich. What I am trying to do here isn't easy as it is really getting difficult concentrating depicting reality in five colors. I just can't seem to please everyone no matter what! And now it seems the CS worders (cock suckers) out west are starting to complain.



You know I can't blame the people living way way out there in Alaska and Hawaii for complaining about being included in with the rest of these CS (cock sucking) people in the west! But what can I do? And, you know, it doesn't matter anyway. The elections are always over before they ever get a chance to vote! I think that is why the rest of us racist states, coward states, whore states, and militant states always refer to them as CS word (cock sucking) states.

Example:
Senator: But what about the people out west?
Another Senator: Oh, you mean the CS people (cock suckers)?
Senator: Oh, yea, I forgot about them being CS people (cock suckers) of little consequence.