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    Courageous Pennsylvania School Officials Nab 5-Year Old Terrorist

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    Courageous Pennsylvania School Officials Nab 5-Year Old Terrorist

    January 19, 2013 by Dan Mitchell

    It appears that my contest between the United States and United Kingdom for the most inane government policy how has to be augmented by a new contest between Maryland and Pennsylvania.

    Just yesterday, I mocked Maryland officials for suspending two little boys for the horrific crime of playing cops and robbers (and noted that this is not the first time such stupidity has been displayed by Maryland school officials).

    Apparently, the pencil-neck bureaucrats in Pennsylvania are jealous that their neighbors are getting a lot of attention, so they’ve branded a five-year old girl as a terrorist threat for talking about her pink toy gun that shoots bubbles.

    Yes, bubbles.

    Preferred Weapon of al Qaeda

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    Last edited by sailingaway; 01-19-2013 at 03:23 PM.
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    The worst thing about this is that it's nearly impossible to home-school normal children in Pennsylvania, and private schools are quite expensive. So we're all forced to go to public schools, pretty much.

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    She clearly made her gun out of whale, so add animal cruelty too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sailingaway View Post


    Looks like we need to update the journalist's guide to firearm identification...

    -t

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    Quote Originally Posted by aGameOfThrones View Post
    She clearly made her gun out of whale, so add animal cruelty too.
    It looks like a dolphin which has to be worse....
    "Integrity means having to say things that people don't want to hear & especially to say things that the regime doesn't want to hear.” -Ron Paul

    "Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it." -Edward Snowden

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    thank the lord...being evaluated by a Psychologist means this will prevent her from ever owning a real gun when she gets older....brilliant.

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    She didn't even have the bubble gun at school with her. She was just talking to friends about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by tangent4ronpaul View Post


    Looks like we need to update the journalist's guide to firearm identification...

    -t
    "Integrity means having to say things that people don't want to hear & especially to say things that the regime doesn't want to hear.” -Ron Paul

    "Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it." -Edward Snowden



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    Yeah, but she could always 3D print a bubble wand...

    These "terrorists" will stop at nothing!

    -t

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    // Damn dupes...
    Last edited by tangent4ronpaul; 01-19-2013 at 03:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JK/SEA View Post
    thank the lord...being evaluated by a Psychologist means this will prevent her from ever owning a real gun when she gets older....brilliant.
    Do you really think so?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailingaway View Post
    She didn't even have the bubble gun at school with her. She was just talking to friends about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by tangent4ronpaul View Post


    Looks like we need to update the journalist's guide to firearm identification...

    -t
    Not exactally sure what the problem is.. that rifles magazine clearly only holds six bullets...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailingaway View Post
    It looks like a dolphin which has to be worse....
    Pffft...Dolphins. If they're so smart, how come they keep getting caught in those nets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carson View Post
    Do you really think so?
    Is this snark, resignation to the awful truth, or a legitimate question?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carson View Post
    Do you really think so?
    question:

    have ANY returning soldiers from the middle east with PTSD been denied a conceal permit...or been denied purchasing a gun due to PTSD?



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    Quote Originally Posted by JK/SEA View Post
    question:

    have ANY returning soldiers from the middle east with PTSD been denied a conceal permit...or been denied purchasing a gun due to PTSD?
    Wouldn't know since all my weapons come as hand me downs. I will never buy a gun if it involves registration.

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    This doesn't surprise me. Pennsylvania sux. The marxists have taken over there. They arrest the Amish for building code violations, and little old ladies for handing out anti-gay pamphlets.



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