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    this is true. i work on this machines all the time.
    oh yeah, and try to photocopy a FRN on a modern copier. let me know how it turns out for you.
    fyi- don't- it will lock ur machine and only fbi can unlock.


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    you can get a monochrome copier without a hard drive
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    There are a lot of pictures of my ass out there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by torchbearer View Post
    this is true. i work on this machines all the time.
    oh yeah, and try to photocopy a FRN on a modern copier. let me know how it turns out for you.
    fyi- don't- it will lock ur machine and only fbi can unlock.


    when i take in machines from banks, we have to diskkill the hard drives.
    All printers also have microprint codes on them so that if you are counterfeiting currency then they can trace it back to your machine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by torchbearer View Post
    this is true. i work on this machines all the time.
    oh yeah, and try to photocopy a FRN on a modern copier. let me know how it turns out for you.
    fyi- don't- it will lock ur machine and only fbi can unlock.


    when i take in machines from banks, we have to diskkill the hard drives.
    Adobe Photoshop won't let you scan FRN's either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Confederate View Post
    Adobe Photoshop won't let you scan FRN's either.
    hmmm...
    so, you will need an earlier version like photoshop 7, and put it together with an early digital copier model like the Dialta series from minolta.
    maybe the kmbs bizhub c450 would give you great color replication without image control checks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Confederate View Post
    There are a lot of pictures of my ass out there...
    Never trust, doesn't forget, and ^ also wear protection when handling...^

    and the darn things won't help you increase your FRNs! Did a woman invent these things?
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    Quote Originally Posted by torchbearer View Post
    hmmm...
    so, you will need an earlier version like photoshop 7, and put it together with an early digital copier model like the Dialta series from minolta.
    maybe the kmbs bizhub c450 would give you great color replication without image control checks.
    I wonder if that's the method that the Fed uses when they counterfeit over at their shop?
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    O.o

    *Wanders down the wall to the photocopier carrying a hammer...*
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    Quote Originally Posted by idiom View Post
    O.o

    *Wanders down the wall to the photocopier carrying a hammer...*
    A screwdriver and some magnets.
    Genuine, willful, aggressive ignorance is the one sure way to tick me off. I wish I could say you were trolling. I know better, and it's just sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by torchbearer View Post
    this is true. i work on this machines all the time.
    oh yeah, and try to photocopy a FRN on a modern copier. let me know how it turns out for you.
    fyi- don't- it will lock ur machine and only fbi can unlock.


    when i take in machines from banks, we have to diskkill the hard drives.
    That would suck. Lots of offices I worked in photocopied cash. Nothing nefarious, just backup for the record keeping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelatc View Post
    That would suck. Lots of offices I worked in photocopied cash. Nothing nefarious, just backup for the record keeping.
    we discovered this new feature when a business we service did just that for the same reason.
    It wasn't anything nefarious, they just used it as receipt. it wasn't even in color.
    machine locked up... and there was nothing we could do about it. FBI had to be called in by the manufacturer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by torchbearer View Post
    we discovered this new feature when a business we service did just that for the same reason.
    It wasn't anything nefarious, they just used it as receipt. it wasn't even in color.
    machine locked up... and there was nothing we could do about it. FBI had to be called in by the manufacturer.
    Strange. We photocopy money all the time at work for this very purpose, and it's never locked up.
    Genuine, willful, aggressive ignorance is the one sure way to tick me off. I wish I could say you were trolling. I know better, and it's just sad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MelissaWV View Post
    Strange. We photocopy money all the time at work for this very purpose, and it's never locked up.
    its a new feature.
    at least on the newer Kyocera Mitas/Copystar, Konica Minolta, and some Muratecs.
    I would put out the assumption that it is a law or something because several manufacturers are doing it and it hasn't always been in copiers.
    copiers were, at first, analog devices.
    then when the digital camera ccd was created, the copier was a digital imager and control chip that ran a laser.
    now we are in the third stage of copier development as the copier is now a digital imager and full computer suite all in one, including manufacturer image locks, hard drives that store data and such.
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    I work in the healthcare industry and I wonder how much of it is aware of this, because there can be large fines for each PHI violation:

    http://www.hhs.gov/ocr/privacy/hipaa...ary/index.html

    See "Enforcement and Penalties for Noncompliance" (click on it to expand).



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