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    Smile Male Logic

    Male Logic

    A wife says, "Please go to the grocery store, and buy a carton of milk. If they have avocados, get six."
    A short time later he returns with six cartons of milk.
    The wife asks, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"
    He replied, "They had avocados."
    (If you're female, you may have to read it again! Males will get it the first time.)

    “The spirits of darkness are now among us. We have to be on guard so that we may realize what is happening when we encounter them and gain a real idea of where they are to be found. The most dangerous thing you can do in the immediate future will be to give yourself up unconsciously to the influences which are definitely present.” ~ Rudolf Steiner



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    You're right, I did.......
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    You called this thread "male logic".

    I think it would more aptly be titled, "nebulous female antecedents".

    My wife plays these games all the time.
    "And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat

    "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire

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    Last edited by specsaregood; 02-17-2013 at 12:19 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by specsaregood View Post
    What they still don't know is that we get the 6 cartons of milk just to troll them. muahahahah
    I think you're breaking the "man code" there, buddy. We're not supposed to let them know that!
    "And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works." - Bastiat

    "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." - Voltaire

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptUSA View Post
    I think you're breaking the "man code" there, buddy. We're not supposed to let them know that!
    Don't worry, they wont believe it: they think they are too smart to fall for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnay View Post
    Male Logic

    A wife says, "Please go to the grocery store, and buy a carton of milk. If they have avocados, get six."
    A short time later he returns with six cartons of milk.
    The wife asks, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"
    He replied, "They had avocados."
    (If you're female, you may have to read it again! Males will get it the first time.)

    Hahaha...good one! ...Although I'm a woman and thought of the 6 cartons of milk before reading beyond the first line.

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    I would get a half gallon of milk , tell the Mrs if she wants advocados stop by Aldi when she is in town and get them for 50 cents.If she acted mad , I would leave her $3 .



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    Actually, the male mind goes to the store, sees they only have 5 avocados left, isn't sure what to do, gets confused and goes to the bar.

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    The unspoken rule of my house: any man that cannot complete a simple errand can and will be sent to the store for emergency feminine hygiene products.
    In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockEnds View Post
    The unspoken rule of my house: any man that cannot complete a simple errand can and will be sent to the store for emergency feminine hygiene products.
    Seems unwise to give somebody that has proven to be incapable of such errands, such a task.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockEnds View Post
    The unspoken rule of my house: any man that cannot complete a simple errand can and will be sent to the store for emergency feminine hygiene products.
    And he'll come back with avocados.
    Last edited by Dr.3D; 12-17-2012 at 11:53 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by specsaregood View Post
    Seems unwise to give somebody that has proven to be incapable of such errands, such a task.
    Nah. After the 3rd or 4th time of being remind that he owes me one for forgetting the cilantro while I was preparing 4 bushel of tomatoes, the problem was solved. He even picked up the Christmas layaway this year without incident.
    In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

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    My wife asked me to get (list read as follows.

    - 2 Sweet potatoes
    - 3 Oranges
    - 11 Green peppers.

    So I come home with 11 peppers.

    she meant 2 Green peppers but used tic marks for some reason in that area.
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    They are coming home, all the naysayers said they would never leave Syria and then they said they were going to stay in Iraq forever.

    It won't take very long to get them home but it won't be overnight either but Iraq says they can't stay and they are coming home just like Trump said.

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    Trump had to donate the "right way" and hang out with the "right people" in order to do business in NYC and Hollyweird and in order to investigate and expose them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RockEnds View Post
    The unspoken rule of my house: any man that cannot complete a simple errand can and will be sent to the store for emergency feminine hygiene products.
    Been there, done that; the male mind wonders how it can be an emergency, I mean, it wasn't a surprise this time, was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd View Post
    My wife asked me to get (list read as follows.

    - 2 Sweet potatoes
    - 3 Oranges
    - 11 Green peppers.

    So I come home with 11 peppers.

    she meant 2 Green peppers but used tic marks for some reason in that area.
    I would have got 4 sweet potatoes , bag of oranges , two bell peppers , maybe , not green .



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    Quote Originally Posted by otherone View Post
    Actually, the male mind goes to the store, sees they only have 5 avocados left, isn't sure what to do, gets confused and goes to the bar.
    LOL, my local bar is a block from the grocery.Money mover is in between.

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    I look at these as oppurtunities to have a little fun.

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    My wife does not like me to do the laundry , she does not think I do it right . Needless to say , I am OK with this

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    Thread reminds me of the "female logic" meme on the interwebz.
    Quote Originally Posted by Torchbearer
    what works can never be discussed online. there is only one language the government understands, and until the people start speaking it by the magazine full... things will remain the same.
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    Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in couch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VBRonPaulFan View Post
    Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in couch.
    Quote Originally Posted by Torchbearer
    what works can never be discussed online. there is only one language the government understands, and until the people start speaking it by the magazine full... things will remain the same.
    Hear/buy my music here "government is the enemy of liberty"-RP Support me on Patreon here Ephesians 6:12

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    Female logic:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd View Post
    My wife asked me to get (list read as follows.

    - 2 Sweet potatoes
    - 3 Oranges
    - 11 Green peppers.

    So I come home with 11 peppers.

    she meant 2 Green peppers but used tic marks for some reason in that area.
    I would have bought 11 too. lol
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